Sohow this stop to get food was really nice.
I feel like getting a bite sohow makes one think about life.
When you are peacefully eating.
When you are peacefully shiting.
When you are peacefully vomiting.
The first one makes you ponder about the future.
The second makes you ponder on the present.
Especially if you forgot to bring sothing to read.
I used to bring that one web novel with to the toilet.
You know, to keep busy.
It was kinda funny and had many fourth wall breaks.
At so I would laugh so much I would shit myself.
Literally.
The last one makes you ponder about your past.
I say that because you are either trying to forget it or rember it.
In such a manner I renewed my goal.
To have fun, but no matter what to keep learning.
To keep training.
I am at peace in body and mind.
No one even tried to go after while I was eating.
This is perfect.
With a skip in my step, I go through the city gate and head toward the camp.
I'm truly at peace and .
Fuck.
I forgot my sword at the food stall.
To be honest I kinda lost the habit to carry one.
You know ever since the one I had got destroyed by a bone dragon.
This is a warning to everyone out there.
If you ever face one make sure you take on the attacks with your body.
Not your possessions.
Actually, could be a bad plan for most.
Anyway, now I need to backtrack.
I go through the gate again and as I'm in the middle
A guard points at !
"You there! Catch this man!"
Ah fuck.
They are hunting now?
They weren't a few minutes ago.
Ti for plan D!
Run away!
I'm almost hoping for them to give up.
Nope, they are diligent.
Bruh, I legit burned a criminal organization.
Can't you guys act like you haven't seen ?
Pretty please?
Apparently not.
I keep running.
They keep chasing.
Let see there are about 20 of them.
I feel like I could easily dispatch them all.
Won't they send reinforcent, however?
Would it end up with having to fight the whole city?
My chances would be pretty low.
As they say, many ants can ..tickle?
Wait, no. I know!
Many ants can take down an elephant!
Except I'm not fat and there are powerful guys probably in there.
I'm sure the city has a few strong aces they keep in reserve.
The type to laze around all day and still get paid.
God that sounds amazing.
Could you imagine at a job interview for such a position?
The guy would be like, what is your specialty?
I'd be like divine energy.
He would either think a madman or try to get a hold of that power too.
Is what I'm guessing.
"Stop running! You are only making things worse!"
They are persistent.
[Stop chasing ! You are only wasting both our ti!]
Ah, I see the lumberjack camp in front.
Will I bring them trouble if I go there?
I kinda want to ask for advice.
To fight or not to fight?
That is the question.
Or a question in any case.
"Hey welco back we were wondering when..Why are there guards chasing you?!"
[Beat up and killed so bad people now they are after .]
"Corrupt guards? I see. Explains it. Run a circle we'll get the weapons."
Then he just dashes away.
[Brother just tell if I should fight or not? I don't need any help!]
I see they are about to catch up.
*Sigh* Whatever let's do a few laps.
I'm running in circles, big ones.
These guys still coming after .
Actually, I guess I can just keep doing that.
Infinite stamina in your face bitches!
HAHAHA
I run and I rush, and I sprint.
Until finally they can't keep up anymore.
Mission accomplished! Hell yeah.
As they are panting, I can see my companions approaching.
They are all holding axes.
"Let's kill them all!"
[Wow, wait a second!]
How are they so bloodthirsty?
There are proper steps to take.
I holler at them.
[Hey guys. Looking awfully tired there!]
"*pant* *pant* Captain why did we even have to chase so far, we should have just let him leave."
"No *pant pant* exception!"
So apparently the soldiers didn't want to chase.
Only their leader pushed them to co.
"Can we kill them now?"
Seriously?!
[Dude go chop a tree or sothing. I got this.]
Now back to interrogation.
[Alright, while I do respect people doing their jobs truly fucked up this ti. Give one reason not to slaughter you all.]
I can see them starting to shake.
So guy just vomited in the back.
Why?
Must be the combo of physical exhaustion and the sun, I guess.
"I don't want to die."
"This is what I get for following the orders of a fool."
"No, I'm still a virgin!"
"Bro, want to help you with that? Just bend over and No need to glare at ."
"Shut all your mouths it is our duty to defend the city and "
[Hypocrite! Motherfucking hypocrite.!]
He seems stunned for a second.
[Yes, I killed them. Yes, I burned their headquarter. Yes, I stole their belongings.]
They all seem stunned.
[But you know what? They fucking deserved it.]
They are speechless still.
[These guys are the lowest of the low. They tried to kill ! They would have succeeded too if I wasn't able to defend myself!]
"."
[So you know what? Screw your fake sense of justice. You can all rot in hell for going to the rescue of these black corpse guys!]
""
[Speechless aren't you? I saw all through your little gas. Now it's ti for punishnt for]
"Hum, brotherwhat are you even talking about?"
Why does he seem confused?
[What?]
"We only stopped you for not paying the entrance feeall that other stuff it's not our departnt at all."
[Ah, but I have that robe that says I'm a laborer that has free passage and.Ah. I did take that off!]
Did I almost kill them all over a misunderstanding?
How do I salvage this?
I kinda confessed to a lot of things
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