What is up with these guys?
Did sothing happen?
"You are finally back!"
"Is the tar guild still standing?"
Waitwhat?
There hasn't been any kind of earthquake or war
[Why wouldn't it be? The buildings look pretty sturdy.]
"Weren't you going to wage war on them?"
"Did you challenge their star tar to a life-or-death duel yet?"
Okaywhat?!
[What are you guys even talking about? What war? What duel?]
"What's with all the blood then?"
"Who did you kill?"
Do I look like soone bloodthirsty?
Also, why the hell would I try to attack the tar guild?!
[Calm down you guys! I didn't kill or hurt anyone. I helped move an injured guy.]
"Ah? What happened to getting revenge?"
"Weren't you angry at him?"
[One thing at a ti. Why don't you guys slowly explain what happened?]
"That we thought you were getting revenge."
"Yes, what"
[Wait! Who would I be getting revenge against and why?]
"The star tar of the guild."
[The guy with the big fire-lizard?]
"Yes!"
[Why exactly would I want to fight him?]
"Because of what he did to you."
"Because of him, you won't receive any paynt for the job earlier."
[Are you guys talking about the sewer cleaning?]
They both nod.
[WaitI'm not getting paid for that?! Why?!]
"You didn't know?"
[Of course not! No one told ! What happened?]
"Well, that guy told them that there was no king sli and that you tried to embezzle funds."
[I'm not sure why he would say that, but they just believed him?]
"Yes, they also wanted to put you in jail, but."
[What happened?]
"Rember the guard that was leading us? Well, he lost his job to defend you. Actually, he would have been killed if he didn't have many years of loyal service."
[That's bullshit! We help clean the city and that is how they thank us?! Not even having the decency to pay us our just due?!]
"Are you going to get revenge then?"
[Of course!]
"I'll tell the others so we can watch your deathmatch!"
[Wait a damn second! I'm not fighting to the death with anyone!]
"But"
[No but! Screw that! Never ever challenge soone to a death-match is my personal rule!]
"In order not to take a life? "
"Because they don't deserve your ti? Are you just going to execute him?"
Seriously what is wrong with these guys?
No, the reason I won't fight is that you never know when an opponent could be hiding his power.
That and I'm not sure where the unicorn went or even her exact power level.
Otherwise, she could definitely help.
Still, I'm not gonna risk her life for sothing so dumb.
But what could I
Ah, I know!
I just had a truly great idea!
Oh, this is going to be fun.
If it works anyway.
To be fair that new plan of mine is a bit evil.
But it also makes perfect sense.
When you don't get paid you don't do the job.
If you did the job already and the client still refuses to pay
Well, there is only one answer.
You try your best to put everything back how it was.
Goes to the doctor to fix bullet wounds.
Card gets declined.
Doctor takes his gun out and shoots you a few tis.
You probably already heard that joke.
Well, this is exactly what I am gonna do.
[What about the money from selling the trees?]
"Ah, that it ca in!"
He jogs away and cos back with a small money pouch.
"Here you go!"
*Funds acquired! Ta-da-da*
That is what it would look like.
[Alright guys there is sowhere I need to be, talk to you guys later!]
As I leave, I can hear them talk about the massacre I am about to commit.
Wow, just wow. What kind of man do they think I am?
Also, didn't I just defeat so slis?
Why do they think I even have the power to accomplish that?
Who knows.
Anyway, I start my master plan.
I navigate the city until I reach the market.
Yes, I asked soone.
Then I find a bakery.
And then I .
Buy bread.
Tons of bread.
That I wrap into a blanket to carry it.
I buy that too.
Then I'm broke.
Again.
But now I have a ton of food.
With this, I will be able to eat for a long ti.
Nope, it ain't for you see.
Did I just blow up all my cash on a petty plan?
Yes, indeed.
I make my way toward the sewers.
Then I go inside. Sohow, it's not guarded.
Are they not worried at all?
I look at the sea of slis.
Well, more the small river of slis.
Still seems to be reproducing fast.
Still, we gotta pump those numbers up!
Ti for the bread to shine!
I try to input a tiny bit of divine energy into it.
I want to see if I can trigger a mutation.
Eat little slis! Beco big and strong!
Then show them how wrong they were to say the king sli was a lie!
I'll show them who's lying!
Muahahahhahaha.
"Hey!"
Eh, there is soone here?!
"How are you doing?!"
Ah, it's the sli researcher Kim!
[Hey, nothing much just feeding slis.]
I can see her eyes shine through the mask.
"Can I join you?! Can I?!"
[Sure.]
Thus we start to peacefully feed the slis.
This is nice.
It reminds of the ti I used to feed the ducks when I was young.
Oh yeah, apparently you aren't supposed to feed them bread.
Well, I heard that it's more that there are way better alternatives.
Not that it will poison them or anything.
I just hope it will work on slis.
Eat and grow.
This is a very relaxing activity.
Especially considering my goal of screwing these city officials.
Oh, don't get wrong.
I don't want any civilian to be affected.
But hey, we are talking about slis here.
What's the worst that could happen?
These things are so slow haha.
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