"*Sigh* Whatever I guess just co in and I'll teach you about so of the most important stuff in beast taming."
Nice! I sit on one of the chairs. This teacher of mine only has 2. What happens if a group visits him? Does only one guy get to sit? Would it be determined by seniority of whoever is the strongest one? So many questions.
"Alright what do you think one should do to ta a beast in the wild?"
[Barbecue, obviously.]
"How would barbecue help?"
[Beasts love barbecue. Actually, everyone loves barbecue! Well maybe except for vegans. Even then there are many atless options.]
"What are you even going on about? What are vegans?"
[People that don't eat at.]
"You an poor people? True at can be expensive."
Yeah, he misunderstood that one. Seriously I do respect the commitnt to not consuming any animal. However, I have co to terms with my inner darkness. I wonder if eating at qualifies for the evil protagonist tag? Who knows?
[So I was right?]
"For many yes, but that's why you need to research appropriately. So species might find the sll of food itself DISGUSTING. So others will go crazy once they sll a smidgen of blood. So simply won't care either. If you try to bait an elental with food, you'll simply end up dead."
[Gotcha, that's understandable.]
Would I even want an elental as a pet? There is a big con there. They are not going to be cuddly and soft. Legit petting my current companions is amazing. A pro would be no need to feed them. Still, if the pets know how to hunt it isn't that bad.
Right thinking about hunting I wonder if it's the mana in the air, but a lack of prey never seems to be an issue. Monsters are appearing left and right like there is no tomorrow. That remains true no matter the number that gets killed. This is good news. How many species disappeared on earth due to overhunting or overfishing? The answer would be too damn many.
Because of that huge population of monsters, I'm not worried about food too much.
"Most of the ti taming involves lots of spending to get the materials needed to convince a monster to serve you. Because of the steep cost, a tar tries to be as efficient as possible."
[Makes sense.]
"There is also a need once baited to make it obedient. This can be done via many thods. No matter how you do it you need to inspire respect. You need to sohow convince your target that you deserve to be followed."
[So beat it up will it submit? Gotcha.]
"Were you not listening?! I said to inspire respect! Not use violence! Aren't you the one that said you like avoiding fights?!"
[That, yes.]
I know for a fact that beast-pumling taming technique is a thing. I'll have to figure out how to reproduce it but one of my idols used it for so many chaps and it never failed him. It was a fictive character? I don't give a fuck. So are monsters and they are all over the place!
"It is important that you do not make it hate you no matter what. The closer you are with the target the more power it will exhibit once tad. For instance, it is possible to share your senses to increase both of your awareness. It is also possible to fuse with it directly in the case of elental beings.
[That's aweso!]
Share senses eh. So kinda like giving telepathic orders for what move to use? Or perhaps being able to see through the eyes of your pet? Would be aweso to get a flying one for the amazing experience.
Also, did he say fusing? Is that a motherfucking transformation scene?!
[Wait, so can one beco half-monster for a little while? How does this all work?]
"Should I simply show you? After all, as they say seeing is"
[Seeing is believing! For sure!]
"seeing is quite faster."
That is . boring man.
He looks at extrely seriously. So serious I'm almost expecting him to say sothing that will be completely plot-defining.
"I'll only do it once."
I'm really not sure what to expect.
Is it or is the air getting chilly all of a sudden?
No, it's not ! The air is literally getting frozen. I guess it's more the vapor in the air. There is a white mist coming out of him now.
His eyes change color and turn ice blue. One so vivid and piercing. His gaze turns emotionless.
His hair changes color to white. It is also starting to flail all around. What is this a shampoo comrcial?!
So blueish light appears around his arms and hands. It quickly forms into gauntlets and huge ice claws. These look sharp enough to slice anything.
He looks at in the most impassible way possible.
I get the feeling that his current mood is will kill anyone without showing a single trace of emotion.
You know the psycho killer sociopath kind.
I'm glad I don't have to fight him right now.
"This is how it looks like. The more powerful you are the longer you can keep the transformation going. This also requires perfect synchronization with your tad creature. Otherwise, you are more likely to both end up injured, quite possibly dead."
Damn this is harsh. I was thinking of trying that but think I'll refrain after all. I quite like being alive.
Also what kind of abomination would beco if I fused with Wolfie? So kind of werewolf? What about the unicorn? Would I beco so op humanoid unicorn healer? Oh, wait this is only possible with elentals anyway.
"You need to understand everything there is to know about the ntal state required beforehand. Otherwise, disaster will happen. In my case ice is cold. Ice has no emotion, ice simply is. Ice does not care how many creatures die because of it. It is ruthless and cold-hearted. That is how I got my nickna."
[Eternal Ice?]
"I also get called sothing else too. Care to guess?"
[The coolest dream husband? You know cool as in chill.]
He doesn't seem amused. At all.
I won't get murdered for a bad pun today, right?!
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