Chapter 1154: 1154 Autopsy 2 Chapter 1154: 1154 Autopsy 2 “He’s quite brave, to be able to sleep while guarding a corpse by himself,” Su Qingyue said with a laugh.
“Third brother, if it were you, you’d probably be so scared your hair would stand on end.”
“Not at all,” Xiao Yuchuan declared confidently.
“Just watch if I am scared of a corpse.”
He reached into Chen Daniu’s pocket and fished out a key, then used it to unlock the firewood room door and pushed it open to enter.
The firewood room was dark and damp, with several bundles of dry firewood stacked in the corner.
Two long benches were placed in the middle, and a wooden board the size of a door was laid across them; Zhu Daqi’s corpse was lying on top of it.
Xiao Yuchuan walked over, then turned back to Su Qingyue and said, “Dear, look, I’m not scared at all.”
Su Qingyue’s face turned pale, and she said with trembling teeth, “Third… third brother…”
“What’s wrong?”
She pointed behind him, “The… the corpse has sat up!”
“What!” He jumped in surprise, his handso face turning a shade paler.
When he turned his head to look, Zhu Daqi’s corpse was lying there as before, not sitting up at all.
“Dear, you frightened .”
“I didn’t frighten you!
If you don’t believe , look again, he’s staring and about to choke you…” She was shaking with fear.
This ti, Xiao Yuchuan remained calm and directly faced Zhu Daqi’s corpse.
“If this fellow really did co back to life, I would fight him and make sure he regrets trying to bully my wife; I’ll make it so he can’t even be a ghost!”
“Tsk, you really aren’t scared of ghosts,” she said, waving her hand dismissively.
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She really felt annoyed, “Your courage is a tiny bit bigger than I imagined.”
“Dear, what an awkward way to speak,” he said, pulling her into his embrace.
“I wasn’t scared, does that make you sad?”
“Sad my arse.
I’m allowed to pretend to be a ghost to scare you, but I can’t do whatever that is to you?”
“What are you talking about?”
“Never mind if you don’t understand,” she said, breaking free from his arms.
“Don’t hug and cuddle in front of the dead.”
“It’s disrespectful to the dead?”
“No,” Su Qingyue said.
“I’m afraid the dead would be jealous.”
Xiao Yuchuan glared at the body lying on the wooden board, “If it weren’t for the fact that the post-mortem examiner has yet to conduct an autopsy on the body, I would really like to chop him into pieces and feed him to the village dogs.”
“He’s already dead, just let him be.
You can argue with anyone, but not with the dead, lest you be called petty.”
“I am petty, especially since he wanted to bully you when he was alive.”
The two of them stared at the corpse with four eyes intently.
Zhu Daqi’s corpse was dressed in the sa plain dark-gray clothes Su Qingyue had seen five days ago, the clothes torn in several places by mountain rocks, a small dent made by a stone on his forehead, and his body and face were covered with mud mixed with dried blood stains.
Su Qingyue took two gloves out of her sleeve pocket, put one on her hand, and held the other in her hand.
“I need to perform his autopsy now.”
“Dear, you an an autopsy, right?
I’ve heard you say ‘examine the dead’ a few tis.
With your intelligence, you wouldn’t be mixing up ‘dead’ and ‘corpse.'”
“I am going to examine how he died.
Saying ‘examine the dead’ isn’t wrong either.”
“Dear, how co you know that the flexibility of your mind could be expressed with the two words ‘intelligence’?”
“I also know that you’re cut out to be a pimp.
Damn, isn’t that obvious?” she thought, irritated by the simplicity of the issue.
He didn’t get it.
“Dear, a duck only weighs a few jin at most, with ten-jin ducks being rare.
I weigh over a hundred jin, how could I be related to a duck?”
She rembered then that ancient people didn’t know what a ‘pimp’ was.
This term didn’t exist yet in this era.
It looked like third brother thought she was talking about the kind of duck you eat, “This duck is not that ‘duck.'”
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