91: Chapter 91: The Pig Got Eaten by the Cabbage 91: Chapter 91: The Pig Got Eaten by the Cabbage Lin Shuang tiptoed back ho, opened the door, and saw little maid Tong Yao sitting on a small stool in the foyer, leaning against the cabinet, fast asleep.
She had already changed into her nightgown, and a copy of Li Qingzhao’s “Shu Yu Ci” lay opened across her thighs—it seed she had been reading while waiting for Lin Shuang, then dozed off.
Considering it was past midnight, it was quite late for the health-conscious little maid.
Lin Shuang had indeed sent her a ssage earlier, telling her to go to sleep early and not to wait for him.
He and Su Wan were on the rooftop of that high-rise building…
just like they used to play exciting new gas together, full of curiosity, recklessly exploring until they were completely exhausted.
Fortunately, lips have their limits; they were swollen, and Su Wan finally stopped, otherwise, he might have ended up playing all night long just like they used to do with gas, continuing until the next day.
Won…truly terrifying.
No, it might just be his childhood friend Su Wan who is terrifying.
Devouring waterlon as if to swallow even the rind whole.
This little maid of his appeared so soft and naïve – she couldn’t possibly be that terrifying.
Lin Shuang picked up the “Shu Yu Ci” and glanced at the page the little maid had been reading from “A Spray of Plum Blossoms”: “Flowers drift apart, water flows away, one kind of yearning, two places of lancholy.”
He tidily closed the book and carefully picked up the drowsy Tong Yao to take her back to bed.
But just a few steps later, she woke up.
The groggy Ayao was adorable; she rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked innocently at Lin Shuang, then leaned her small face against his chest and nuzzled him.
She truly resembled a little kitten that hasn’t been weaned…
Lin Shuang stroked her small head, and she finally ca to her senses.
“Ah…
Master’s back~”
Her voice sounded even gentler than usual just after waking.
Lin Shuang put her down, and she shook her head—a gesture that suddenly reminded him of Yan Han’s tri-colored cat shaking off water after a bath.
Now the evidence was conclusive; surely Ayao must have been a little cat transford into a human, a little cat girl repaying a favor!
Ayao was still partially leaning in his embrace, looking up at him, “Would you like so supper, Master?
I’ve also prepared so hangover soup—hm?
Master, why are your lips a bit swollen…”
Caught red-handed…
When Lin Shuang ca ho and opened the door, he was still covering his mouth.
Seeing the little maid asleep, he thought the crisis was over.
But she had caught him again.
Lin Shuang slightly covered his mouth, “It’s from sothing spicy.”
“What was so spicy?” The little maid’s face full of concern.
“It was super spicy grilled wings…”
“Why would you eat sothing like that?
It sounds so spicy…
Just hold on a mont, Master.”
The little maid hurried back to her own bedroom.
Super spicy grilled wings…
Lin Shuang hadn’t tried them, but had seen others eat them and knew very well the aftermath of such a choice.
It reminded him of a ti in middle school when he and Yang Deyou went out for lunch together, ordering spicy wings covered with chili peppers.
They t a female classmate at the next table who admired him sweetly, “Wow~ Lin is so impressive, eating such spicy food.”
That was a cringey complint from a classmate who had a crush on Lin—those girls who were falling for him could praise anything, perhaps even if Lin had a fall while walking, they would still admire him, saying how stylish his fall was!
But the boys at other tables felt challenged and tried to compete with Lin, claiming they could handle spice too, and asked the owner to bring the spiciest wings available.
The owner brought out the super spicy grilled wings.
Midway through, that boy was rushed to the hospital…
Thinking back, the little maid also hurried back from her bedroom.
Her jog was very girlish, flipping her feet inside her cute bunny slippers exposing her tender, blushing heels.
She held a lipstick in her hand.
With a “pop~” she uncapped it and gently applied it onto Lin Shuang’s lips.
“This should be quite cooling, hopefully, it’ll help, Master.”
Indeed, Lin Shuang felt the coolness… but just outside, he had completely finished off Su Wan’s lipstick, and now he applied the little maid’s lipstick once more.
He really felt…a bit guilty.
Hmm, Su Wan’s lipstick tasted sweeter, probably because of waterlon sugar.
“Will it be better now, master?”
After applying the lipstick, the little maid also tiptoed closer with a look of concern, watching his swollen lips.
Lin Shuang nodded gently, “Much better, Ayao.”
“Do you want so sobering soup?”
“I didn’t really drink much today.”
Hearing this, the little maid moved even closer, her nose sniffing around his mouth.
“Indeed, there isn’t much sll of alcohol, master.”
Ayao narrowed her eyes slightly, “But there isn’t any spicy sll either, instead, there’s a sweetish scent?
What’s going on, master?”
Lin Shuang was baffled!
Is this Ayao a little kitten or a little puppy?
Such a keen sense of sll?
Or perhaps little kittens also have strong olfactory senses?
Lin Shuang ca up with a quick-witted response, “You definitely can’t sll the spiciness, why don’t you taste it?”
His intention was to tease the little maid, who usually would run away shyly in such situations.
Upon hearing this, Ayao’s cheeks imdiately turned pink.
But today, she didn’t run.
Brave Ayao, not afraid of difficulties!
Ayao reached out a finger, lightly touching Lin Shuang’s lips—probably worried about hurting Lin Shuang, her movents were very gentle.
Then she retracted that finger, brought it close to her mouth, and extended her tender little tongue, licking it twice.
Ayao lowered her head with a soft voice, “Hmm…
it seems to taste only like Ayao’s lipstick.”
Lin Shuang was stunned, “Ah, so that’s what it was.”
The two were silent for a while, then Tong Yao ran off, “I’ll go prepare a bath for the master to soak in!”
Lin Shuang stood stupefied for a few seconds.
It feels like this little maid has also beco mischievous!
She seems not so innocent anymore!
The phone rang, it was a ssage from Su Wan.
“Got ho yet, Lin Dasha.”
“Hmm, Wanwan, why aren’t you asleep yet?”
“Old mommy forgot to spank you, was that your first kiss?”
“?”
“My first kiss was unrcifully taken away by you when we were playing house as kids, right?
I rember struggling terribly, almost cried because of your biting!”
“Old mommy ant the first kiss when grown up!”
“Why don’t you talk about today’s first kiss?”
“Was it or wasn’t it!”
“…It was a first kiss.”
“Hehe, the little piglet raised by old mommy was eventually bitten by .”
“You’ve been greedy for since childhood!”
“Alright, step back now, good night.”
“Good night.”
Putting away the phone, the little maid had also prepared a tub of hot water, and ca over to push Lin Shuang towards the bathroom.
“Alright master, go soak in a bath, get all cleaned up, I’ve prepared the clothes and placed them on the washing machine.”
[Maid’s Diary: Lin Shuang ca ho late at night, carrying the scent of Su Wan.
But he didn’t obediently go ho to sleep, hmph.
I don’t know how far Su Wan has progressed…
but since he ca ho to sleep at night, probably nothing happened?]
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