43: Chapter 43 Husband, You’re Aweso 43: Chapter 43 Husband, You’re Aweso The strear’s channel imdiately filled with cheers and laughter.
“The big strear’s mouth is all crooked from smiling, “See, brothers with real gold and silver are just simple-minded.”
Lin Shuang turned off the stream, bored out of his mind.
So, you’re mocking my real gold and silver brothers, huh?
Just wait, I’ll warp that smug smile right off your face.
An enthusiastic announcent rang out: All troops, attack!
The teammate in the bottom left corner started to turbocharge again, “Tsk, got matched with the big strear while playing with a chick, we’re probably gonna get steamrolled.”
“Feeding from the start, slow down, will ya!”
Lin Shuang replied by typing, “Don’t rush, guaranteed win.”
He controlled Yasuo, leisurely walking to lane, followed closely by the freshly respawned little maid.
“Honey~ I was wrong, right?”
Xia Yubing seed a bit annoyed at giving up first blood, “They’re so sneaky, it’s detestable.”
Lin Shuang laughed, “No worries, we’ll hug the tower at level one and get revenge for you later.”
“If we lose this ga, I won’t bla you, hubby.”
Lin Shuang’s smile grew even wider, “Of course you won’t bla !
If we lose, it’s definitely your fault!”
Xia Yubing cooed softly, “Hubby~ please~”
This “please~” really gave Lin Shuang goosebumps all over.
It was like a jolt of electricity ran through his body.
This young missy really knew how to play it.
If the little maid gave Lin Shuang the Pure Love Buff,
Then Xia Yubing was purely giving him an attack speed buff.
Controlling Yasuo, he felt his sword swings were even faster!
Level one, the opposing side brazenly crossed the minion line, even trying to push them out of the exp zone.
The big strear was passionately comntating, “These brothers with genuine gold and silver are just cowards.
Scare them a bit and they won’t even dare to farm.”
The bullet comnts flew by quickly, “Haha real gold and silver are so dumb!”
“Real gold and silver are like that, simple-minded.”
In reality, most of the bullet comnters were also of real gold and silver, so might not even have the ga downloaded.
But once they started typing, they climbed from real gold and silver to keyboard warriors.
They disdained to be lumped in with the real gold and silver crowd.
The big strear glanced at the comnts with satisfaction, but when his gaze returned to the ga, his expression instantly changed.
“Holy shit, how dare they co up and fight us!
Sothing’s not right here?”
Lin Shuang was also curious, “How do they dare to cross the minion line?”
He decisively instructed, “Xia classmate, learn Q, move forward, let the robot hook you, and we’ll fight them.”
At that ti, Xia Yubing still quite obediently followed his commands, “Okay, hubby.”
The opposing pair had taken the first kill but hadn’t had the chance to go back and resupply, so they had no equipnt advantage.
And crossing the minion line at level one, drawing minion aggro, would deal massive damage.
This kind of tactic was just to intimidate, but wouldn’t hold up in a real fight, it was pure feeding.
Xia Yubing’s little maid moved up, and the opposing robot indeed threw out a hook.
Lin Shuang commanded calmly, “Xia classmate, don’t panic, rember to stand in front of to block EZ’s Q.”
“I got it, hubby.”
EZ was strong at level one, but the robot was pure trash.
On their side, level one Yasuo and the little maid were even fiercer, especially the little maid; a level one Q on a champion really hurts and has a low cooldown.
The opponents quickly scurried away with their tails between their legs, drawing the wrath of the minions and getting thrashed.
Lin Shuang found the right angle, a Q whirlwind, scoring a double kill!
Xia Yubing cheered, “Yay!
Hubby, you’re so cool!”
“Just so-so, just bullying a couple of noobs.” Lin Shuang seed to have gotten quite comfy with Xia Yubing’s flattery!
Playing a ga while a top-tier beauty incessantly calls you hubby and cheers you on,
That’s truly premium enjoynt.
It’s like even soone as formidable as faker would wish for having Enjing shouting for him from below.
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With the enemy bot lane down, teammates started spamming “enemy missing” pings all over the screen.
The big strear’s chat room was also flooded with question marks.
“Can’t even win with real money?
What kind of trash strear?”
“The strear seems unbelievably bad lol.”
“Can this even be stread?
I could do this too!”
The big strear’s face twisted in frustration, “It’s little maid over there, guys, hit the report button.”
“We can’t tolerate this kind of little maid behavior!
I’m gonna sit up and play seriously, teach them a lesson!”
If Lin Shuang still had his stream on, he would definitely laugh at this comnt.
Righteous now, are we, fried fish dog?
After grabbing two kills and so gold, Lin Shuang heads back ho to shop and gear up.
He starts a rciless slaughter, not holding back at all.
Ten minutes later, bot lane had already cleared up to the high ground.
Yasuo snowballing is just too strong – got two kills at the start, leaving no chance for the adversary to turn things around.
Plus, Lin Shuang’s Yasuo is of the world champion caliber, every play is top-notch.
He controls Yasuo, weaving around the enemy’s high ground, while Xia Yubing’s healer follows closely, healing him.
Every ti she heals, she shouts, “Hubby~”
“Hubby, slow down, wait for .”
“Hubby, you’re so handso!”
Lin Shuang is just at full attack speed, eyes bloodshot from the killing spree.
Teammates in the bottom left corner start cheering for him, applauding.
“The girl’s husband is quite sothing, smashing professional players, huh?”
“Does your husband still need a girlfriend?
I’m available as a boyfriend too!”
Back at the big strear’s room, there’s been silence for quite a while.
The chat is frantically attacking him, and mods are busy banning people.
“Is this it?
And you call yourself a retired pro?
Go ho and raise pigs!”
“Our Silver league brothers are the best!”
“Real gold and silver is really the most deceptive rank, huh?”
With another black screen, the big strear grinds his back teeth to dust.
There’s sothing off about this Yasuo, really off.
He was at least a second-tier retired professional player!
He had never seen a Yasuo this strong!
Suddenly, he finds a straw to clutch at and starts shouting, “I know now!”
His face flushes red, “The enemy Yasuo must be using a script!
It’s an Artifact Spirit!
Everyone report him!”
Seeing the strear break down, the chat room fills with laughter and cheer.
“If you can’t beat them, you bla scripts?
What a trash strear, unfollowed!”
“Scripts in our ga?
No way, absolutely impossible!”
“Just practice if you’re bad, the past is the past, understand?”
Lin Shuang fully equipped, took Xia Yubing back to the enemy’s high ground.
“Quick, quick, quick, it’s almost 3 pm for the opponent, let’s kill them one more ti.”
Now Lin Shuang was purely enjoying himself.
The big strear tries to make one last stand, tapping out encouragent to his teammates, “Brothers, one last fight, let’s take down this Yasuo, five versus one should be easy, charge with !”
“Why don’t you shut up, you’ve died the most!
Trash!”
All five enemies swarm in, with plenty of crowd control.
But Lin Shuang isn’t fighting alone!
He’s got Xia Yubing there cheering him on.
You know about the seventh piece of equipnt?
He maneuvers Yasuo, seamlessly dashing in and out among the five enemies, a dragon among swimrs.
Then he uses his wind wall to block all abilities and crowd control.
Finally, with a graceful EQ Flash, he knocks up all five, and goes for the ult.
Penta kill!
“Hubby, you are amazing!”
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