42: Chapter 42: Only Plays Yasuo, Feeds if Not Given 42: Chapter 42: Only Plays Yasuo, Feeds if Not Given “System Lady should really give him a fighter jet first next ti, then talk about mastering it.”
Lin Shuang curled his lips and started the ga.
Actually, he’s sowhat interested in fighter jets too.
Which boy doesn’t like them!
But System Lady really shows no sincerity.
No choice, guess it’s ti to aim to be the world’s number one Yasuo.
Let’s do this!
Just as he entered the ga, Lin Shuang was dragged into a room by “Sumr Worm Can’t Talk About Ice.”
The ga’s voice chat connected automatically, Xia Yubing’s seductive voice ca through, “I thought you weren’t coming~”
If Lin Shuang hadn’t been tricked by her several tis before, he might have really fallen for those pitiful words.
Boys really need to download anti-scam software!
Lin Shuang asked her, “How co you’re so fast?”
“Mm-hmm~ I opened the room early and waited for you~”
Through the internet, Lin Shuang felt like he could see this young lady, wriggling restlessly in her chair.
He hurriedly covered his headset, looked around guiltily, then went over and locked the door.
Can’t let the little maid catch !
No, Lin Shuang was actually worried that the little maid might pick up sothing bad from hearing this.
He was thinking for her!
Truly an outstanding master.
Lin Shuang spoke righteously, “Be clear!
Talking about opening a ga room as if it’s sothing else.”
“I was talking about the ga room, where did your mind go, Lin Shuang?
So annoying.”
Clicking start ga, Xia Yubing spoke again, “But if it’s Lin Shuang, it’s okay, you know?”
It seed like this young lady brought the microphone close to her lips to speak; Lin Shuang could even hear the friction between her lips and teeth.
And the sound of liquid inside her mouth, wet and squishy.
It was like she was right beside Lin Shuang’s ear, whispering secrets, cheek to cheek.
Kind of unbearable.
But Lin Shuang could still just about manage.
He had spent the afternoon holding the little maid’s sweet, soft hand.
He now had a layer of Pure Love Buff!
Nothing a little temptress does could stop him from attaining the true path now!
Unbeatable Pure Love Warrior!
Charge!
Unless the little temptress ups her ga.
Lin Shuang changed the subject, chatting with her, “Back already?
Blind date over?”
“I told you it’s not a blind date anymore, I don’t have to go on blind dates now?
Even my mother agrees.”
Agrees to what?
Why no more blind dates?
Lin Shuang suddenly had a mont of inspiration, feeling that sothing was fishy!
Couldn’t be related to him, could it?
He dared not continue on this topic, leaving her hanging.
After half a minute, they both entered ranked.
The ga was indeed a bit cooler than its peak days, back then it was instant queue no matter the ti.
Those who played gas back then, so many years have passed, they’ve graduated from school, beco corporate drones, no ti to play anymore…
Lin Shuang chose mid and bot lane, got filled to bot lane, and Xia Yubing was his support.
No worries, Yasuo can be played on bot lane too!
Forget bot lane, jungle Yasuo, support Yasuo, all work!
Anyway, he just wants to play Yasuo, he is the world’s number one Yasuo!
Invincible!
Only play Yasuo, if not given, just feed!
Xia Yubing’s voice arose in his headset again, “Lin Shuang, why are you ignoring , I’m feeling lonely.”
“I’m focused on playing the ga with you, just watch my moves and that’s it.”
Choose Yasuo, confirm!
Xia Yubing complained, “Why did you choose Yasuo?
I was planning to play Yasuo to support you.”
Well, thank you for that.
Good thing I picked first.
Just picked Yasuo and teammates are already going piano on .
“Yasuo?
This round is a loss for sure.”
“I’ll leave the win to you, I’m heading ho.”
Lin Shuang hadn’t played in a long ti and Xia Yubing hadn’t ranked either.
Guess the players matched are all real gold and silver, disliking Yasuo is normal.
Each rank has its preferences; gold and silver love the Sword Saint and the stone man, and hate Yasuo the most.
Lin Shuang hadn’t even typed a rebuttal yet when Xia Yubing typed first.
“My husband is carrying , and with King-level Yasuo, it’s a guaranteed win.”
Teammates imdiately fell silent.
When climbing ranks, encountering little substitutes and duo players, everyone’s super stable.
Everyone’s a bona fide slave to points, reporting aggressively if on the opposing team, and almost calling daddy if on theirs.
Human reality.
Lin Shuang pursed his lips but didn’t rebuke Xia Yubing’s “husband” title.
May as well pacify the teammates first.
He, however, took issue with another part of the statent.
“What King-level Yasuo, I’m the world’s number one Yasuo!” Lin Shuang said, laughing as he turned on his mic.
“Well then I’ll be watching hubby’s performance~”
Xia Yubing was really into calling him husband, in such a coy manner.
Lin Shuang found himself a bit energized too.
But the fragrance of the little maid still lingered on his hand.
He replied earnestly, “Don’t call that, Xia classmate, focus on the ga.”
“Okay, hubby.” This young lady naturally wouldn’t listen to him.
“Hubby, what support should I play for you?
Want a knock-up?”
“Anything’s fine.”
“I’ll pick a healer to support you then, hubby.”
Xia Yubing’s ‘dear hubby’ was addictive, she said it so naturally.
Lin Shuang felt sowhat helpless.
After picking heroes, while waiting for the ga to load, teammates started howling.
“The enemy’s bottom lane is a big strear!”
“It’s over, our points are gone, how about we surrender at three minutes, anyone want to do a quick drop?”
“On TV now?
I won’t drop; I want to be on TV.”
A big strear in gold and silver levels?
These days, professional players and high-skill strears aren’t that popular.
The biggest crowd-pullers are those making explosive plays, even in gold and silver ranks.
Lin Shuang definitely had to take legal action!
How dare they bully my gold and silver brothers?
Teammates were already pressuring, “Sis, can your hubby do it, can he beat the big strear on the other side?”
“The opponent is a retired professional player, sis might get crushed!”
Xia Yubing cheekily asked him over the headset, “Hubby, you won’t cry, will you?
It’s okay, I won’t mind.”
“I’ve told you I’m the world’s number one Yasuo, this round is in the bag, just watch my play.”
Before the minions spawned, standing by default to guard the jungle, Lin Shuang flipped to the enemy strear’s channel for a peek.
The viewer count was really high, screens full of comnts flew by urging the strear to crush the noobs, while the strear cackled bizarrely.
“Watch closely, folks, this round we’re curing the opposite Yasuo of his internet addiction, playing such a high-difficulty champ in gold and silver?”
“Got keys?
How many rounds you matching?”
Lin Shuang took a closer look, bad news, the enemy bot lane was lying in wait in the bushes.
But too late, Xia Yubing’s controlled nurse had adorably walked over to the edge of the bush.
The explorer and the robot hiding in the brush were all set.
Sure enough, a second later, Xia Yubing’s voice ca through Lin Shuang’s headset.
“Ah!
Hubby!”
FIRST BLOOD!
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