My girlfriend is really aweso!
She has planned to kill most of the enemy in one shot.
Kayla and the others will lure the fake bandits with a hole they dug and make the fake bandits think that they have escaped to under the cliff.
But that's just a trap to make everyone gather in one spot, then Ms. Wendy will kill them all by using her strongest fire magic from the sky.
And so, it's my job to make sure that most of the enemies, and hopefully all of them, will fall to their death. Either getting caved in once they entered the hole, or be pushed to their death after falling off the cliff.
There might be so survivor, but we can take care of them as long as there are no one stronger than Advanced level mages.
I looked for the place where Kayla and the others hide. It was far from the cliff so they should be fine.
As for Ms. Wendy, Sonia says that once the enemies get close, she will contact Ms. Wendy and she will fly then. To conserve magic, she can't fly all the ti using wind magic. That's why Sonia need to report the enemies' location before they reached close to Ms. Wendy.
I ride the coach with Candy behind in a cage and Grant knocked out cold beside . For now, I need to hide him.
"Is it okay to knock him out cold? Don't you think it's too soon for that?"
"Nah, I can just disguise my voice and make it as if he's still fine."
"What if he suddenly awake?" asked Candy.
"Don't worry, I made sure that he's only getting the bare minimum of air so he won't die, but not enough to make him conscious."
"Air?"
"It's okay if you don't understand. Just trust ."
And so, I called Blobby to envelop both and Grant.
I made sure that Grant's head can be seen while I'm hiding behind him under the cover of Blobby. Of course to make things more believable, my both my hand is out. My hands is out from under Grant's armpit, while his hand is blocked by Blobby.
It feels like I'm hugging him, but with Blobby as a cloak, no one can see .
"How is it?"
"…now he looks like a fat man with a small head and short arms."
"But no one will be suspicious, right?"
"Unless they are very close with him."
"That's okay. I don't think these kind of people would care about their leader's body shape."
Soon, I can see that all the enemies has reached the shack. And they were looking for Kayla and the others but they found nothing. They only see a hole in front of the shack.
"Hey! Why are you not fighting?" I asked them all using the voice of Grant.
"Sir! They seem to be running away! There's a hole and we suspect that they are escaping to the bottom of the cliff!" soone co over to and reported.
"Is that so? Then why are you here and not looking for them!"
I tried to act like their leader. And it looks like I'm doing fine. None of them suspected .
"Grant, oh, Grant… why are you thinking that you're the leader here?"
Suddenly, soone appears with a grin in his face.
And… he looks just like Grant! Don't tell he's Grant's twin?
Damn! I forgot to see the faces of everyone here so I don't know that my plan has a huge flaw! What should I do?
Well, it's ti for Shaless Survival Arts!
Acting Skill: Pretend We're Strangers!
"And who do you think you are?!"
Aaaaaah! How stupid! He's Grant's twin and I'm asking him who he is! I should have said a better line than that! Even Candy is too embarrassed to look at !
"Urgh… is that how it is? Just because you were chosen as the leader for this mission, you choose to forget ? Your own brother, the Great Graham?"
How are you so great?! You're just here because of a woman!
"It's not the ti to complain! All of us will charge into that hole and make sure none of them are alive! Kill everyone for Lady Celestine!"
""UOOOOOH!!!""
Wait! There's sothing strange!
I thought that everyone here is supporting this Celestine, but why is Grant's own twin didn't seem happy when I said it? Did he finds out about my disguise?
"Lady Celestine this, Lady Celestine that… You're just a pervert who got brainwashed by her big boobs! In the end, you're just a boob lover!"
Grant… I hope you died. You just followed Celestine's order because she has big boobs?
Then Graham continued.
"We're not here because of Lady Celestine! We're here because of Lady Veronica!"
""UOOOOOH!!""
They made another loud yell about as loud as Celestine's fan.
So this group is divided into two. One is Celestine's fan, and the other is Veronica's fan.
In the end, everyone is stupid.
"You said we're boob lover, but aren't you here as well because of Lady Veronica's ass? You're just a huge ass lover!" one of the n who supported Celestine said so.
…Twins are indeed twins, huh?
Although one is ass man, and the other is boobs man.
I'll try to capture Grant's twin as well. Hopefully, both of them has important information to give us. But to do that…
"Then let's make it into a competition. If my side win, it ans Lady Celestine is the best. If you win, it ans Lady Veronica is the best."
"I've been waiting to prove that for a long ti! How do we decide the victor?"
"How? We will decide that later. The sooner we kill our targets, the sooner will we have our competition."
"Tsk! Fine. But I assure you that we will win and proof Lady Veronica is the best!"
Seriously, a competition that will decide which one is better? Boobs or ass? How stupid.
It's the heart that count!
"Everyone, Charge! For Lady Celestine!"
"And Lady Veronica!" Graham continued my word.
""OOOOOOOO!""
With Grant as the leader of big boobs faction, and Graham as the leader of big ass faction staying behind, the others marched on and entered the hole. The few smarter ones choose to look below from the cliff to see where the hole end, but it was too dark and even light elent mage can't make their light shone that far.
Seeing how everyone move ahead leaving and Graham behind, I asked him why is he not leaving.
"Both of us are leader of each factions. We can't have both leader to fight this battle. Although sohow they managed to defeat those lowlife bandits, I don't think they're strong enough to need both of us to co out."
Although he said that, he kept sending glances to Candy. Of course Candy noticed his gaze and she tries to cover her body… her ass and sit down in the cage.
Well, from my perspective, Candy indeed is a beauty with great figures which is big in both boobs and ass. But for Grant, I think she's not big enough for him to convert religion from Celestine to Candy.
Now I'm curious about how big this Celestine is.
Once most of this group reached the hole, they organized themselves and enter in two lines.
I'll use this chance to knock Graham unconscious before Ms. Wendy attacked.
"Oh, a bird!" I pointed my finger to the sky.
"How can you see a bird in the dark?" Graham said. But he's still looking to the sky.
Then I smacked his head and knock him out. Easy.
"You can take off the collar now. I don't think you will make a move here." I said to Candy.
"These guys… how can they kill people just because of boobs or ass? Do you know sothing about the cult?" Candy asked as she took off the collar.
"What I know doesn't contain their fetishes. But if you want to know more, we can talk later."
"Alright, but you will tell everything," she said.
"I won't. Although I saved your live, it's not enough for you to trust . I will tell you enough to let you know the important part, but for the rest, I'll let soone else you can trust to do the job."
I'll delegate the king himself to tell both Candy and Wendy.
"Soone I can trust? Is it Wendy?"
"Nope. Just focus in killing everyone first. I'll go pick up my friends."
I left the coach and Candy who's leaving the cage to the place where Kayla and the others hide.
It's good that no one notices where they are. They hide well under the ground with two ice pillar supporting a huge rock above them so when the enemy marched on and stepped on the ground above the girls, the enemy won't notice anything strange.
I transform Blobby into a shovel and start digging.
"Hey! It's safe now to co out!"
As soon as I said that, I heard a huge explosion coming from where the shack is.
Seems like Ms. Wendy has made her move.
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