Moreover, our specialist is in a "distributed mobility state," able to respond to demands and take action with maximum efficiency."
Lin Li: "Running errands."
Bai Bufan: "Still just running errands for the class, the shout-out thod is probably like @everyone in the group chat."
The guy being undermined just chuckled: "Running errands doesn’t sound good. It’s ’Instant Demand Response Specialist.’ Oh, and can only respond to requests for the fun fair and teaching building projects, our class doesn’t have any commuters, so going off campus isn’t convenient."
Without needing Lin Li to urge him, the guy naturally continued speaking:
"We’ve also introduced ’Smart Relaxation Therapy Experience’! Specially designed to help custors efficiently relieve physical and ntal fatigue, enjoy a personalized relaxation ti!"
"Our old friend, magic world shoulder and neck massage... forget it, they didn’t pay for advertising, no ntion of them."
Lin Li was startled, almost thinking this class was earning ad money and living the good life.
Then Lin Li looked at the situation in the class, counted around: "Just one massage device, everyone shares it?"
The guy corrected: "Massage device doesn’t sound good, it’s ’Smart Relaxation Therapy Experience.’ However, there is indeed just one, sponsored by the teacher, so to ensure fairness and maximize service coverage, usage is limited to ten minutes at a ti."
"Alright, don’t look at like that, waiting won’t hurt, sa as how we understand the communal joy that sharing brings!
So, in the ’Imrsive Personalized Rest Space,’ we’ve also equipped a top-notch ’Shared Entertainnt Terminal’! Supports multiple users taking turns accessing the latest virtual entertainnt world, offering an unprecedented highly imrsive group interaction experience!"
Lin Li: "Switch, and you only have one."
Bai Bufan: "A worn-out public bus should just be called a bus, multi-user access shouldn’t be called sharing, it’s taking turns, taking turns!"
The guy: "Bus doesn’t sound good, it’s ’Shared Entertainnt Terminal.’ No stealing ga cartridges, if stolen, you work for free today."
"Alright, alright, almost done here, I can barely keep it up myself—
Finally, the core of our digital infrastructure—we’ve achieved comprehensive high-speed Wi-Fi signal coverage inside the classroom!"
Previously unperturbed, Lin Li raised an eyebrow slightly in surprise upon hearing this: "You guys have Wi-Fi?"
If the previous stuff was nonsense, then this is genuinely useful.
Although most people nowadays shouldn’t be short on data, like Lin Li, who still hasn’t used up the rollover from last month, but today being the last day of the month, surely soone would be struggling.
Mobile Wi-Fi? Or hotspot? Or has this class really had a talented hacker crack the school’s public Wi-Fi?
"Yes, the high-speed Wi-Fi comprehensively covers every corner of our ’Imrsive Personalized Rest Space’!" The guy nodded confidently, facing Lin Li’s questioning gaze without fear.
Lin Li took out his phone, long-pressed the Wi-Fi icon, scanning through the available Wi-Fi list nearby, then curiously asked: "Which one is your class’s?"
"What do you an ’which one is our class’s’." The guy seed completely puzzled by Lin Li’s question, calmly but sowhat innocently asked.
"The Wi-Fi you just ntioned is covered."
"Oh," the guy nodded, then leaned closer and pointed at the top two Wi-Fi on Lin Li’s phone, "these two."
"You broke into two more?" Bai Bufan stepped forward, nudging Lin Li aside.
The nas of these two Wi-Fi clearly indicate they are public Wi-Fi, and one is definitely from the school, Bai Bufan’s eyes lit up.
These Wi-Fi passwords an little to Lin Li, but for Bai Bufan, it’s a different story.
—For him, who always brings a phone to school, knowing a Wi-Fi password ans he doesn’t have to worry about watching videos in the future.
So, Bai Bufan was genuinely tempted: "Can I just pay ten bucks here and you guys tell these Wi-Fi passwords?"
The guy regretfully shook his head: "Sorry, that won’t work."
Bai Bufan frowned: "Why not? Need to pay more?"
Surely, they wouldn’t demand soone secretly bypass while entering the password when connecting to Wi-Fi?
"Paying more won’t help, we don’t know the password." The guy further shook his head, spreading his hands innocently.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Didn’t you just say Wi-Fi coverage is comprehensive?"
The guy: "Yeah, you can test it in the classroom if you don’t believe it. Even if you hide in a locker, Wi-Fi function still works, these two Wi-Fi generally stay full bars, signal is superb (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"
"No password?"
"No password."
"Coverage without password?"
"Why would coverage need a password?"
When Bai Bufan realized what this guy was actually talking about...
"So you ant the Wi-Fi coverage was purely just coverage!!!"
"Free access!!"
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