The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life Chapter 22: Foodie Summoning Gate Part 1
After the ga system update, a transparent barrier enclosing the whole territory erged along with the Summoning Gate on the stone platform.
[Territory Barrier (6 days: 23 hrs: 51 mins: 37 secs)]
The players tested the durability of the barrier, and when they saw their attacks had done no damage, the anxiety in their hearts diminished.
Though, it only lessened a little because of the tir on the barrier’s panel which serves as a glaring reminder that they only have less than six days to prepare for the upcoming Monster Tide.
With these worries accumulating in their heads, the players set their sights on the stone platform.
[Otherworldly Summoning Gate
-Weekly Limit: 10/10
-Grade: Legendary
-Enables the player to summon natives from the connecting realms by offering items not limited to loots and territory produce.]
So players, out of curiosity, decided to use one weekly chance. They placed so ga items on the stone bowl, and a second later, a figure appeared and greeted them.
One particular player examined the native he summoned.
[Na: Garuga
Grade: **
Level: 0
Profession: Warrior
Clan: Greta Plains’ Soul-Beast tamorph
Evolution Potential: A
Specialty: Close Combat, Scouting, Hunting, Tracking, Foraging, Skinning
Status Ailnts: Hungry
Adjusted Basic Stats:
HP: 550/550
Soul Energy: 290/290
Strength: 24 (-10%)
Defense: 19
Agility: 27 (-10%)
Soul Power: 29
Luck: 7
Overall Combat Stars: 20 (Cap)]
[Special condition: 2 kg of roasted at per al]
It was a young man with a bulkier build than his, with three black totems on his arms. On his silver hair were two erect, fluffy ears. His upper body was bare, and the lines on his biceps and abdominal muscles were very noticeable, making the player touch his belly in reflex.
He was very envious while staring at those muscles to the point he ignored the ssage on the additional screen.
Suddenly, the summoned native growled and sniffed the air before staring at the one who summoned him.
"Landowner, I’m Garuga, cos from the Aethos Planet’s Greta Plains. Garuga is one of the strongest warriors in our tribe. Garuga will pledge my loyalty to you if you promise Garuga that you’ll supply him with 2 kg of roasted at for every al."
Then, Garuga squeezed his arms and started doing poses to show off his muscles like those n in male pageants, flexing every physical asset he possessed and even the muscles on his buttocks by lifting his skirt pelt and setting aside his bushy silver tail.
"..." The player’s mind stopped working when Garuga demanded the at.
2kg of roasted at per al?
Isn’t it too much?
He only ate one wheat bread for lunch, and this guy wanted at?
He looked at the beast man in awkwardness and didn’t know how to break the news to the guy that he was incapable of fulfilling the condition at the mont.
How is he going to get at when the monsters are going to respawn later?
And why didn’t this guy eat before coming here? Isn’t it customary to have your stomach full before a job interview?
These thoughts weren’t said out loud because the player was afraid Garuga would unleash his wrath upon him and turn him into minceat.
Thus, he could only open the global chat and wanted to ask for advice, but it seed impossible because he found out he was not the only one experiencing the sa problem.
[Poorer than the Poorest]: This summoning gate is totally nonsense. I used 50% of my inventory as an offering. I was happy at first because I managed to summon a two-star native. It was a female druid with an archer profession, but who knew I needed to supply her with 1L of Pitcairn Honey every day? Where the heck am I going to get that when I couldn’t even find a single berry in the forest?
Contrary to Li Chunhua, the other players had only been seeing instant noodles, bread, water, beef jerky, salt, pepper, and so basic condints among the loots.
Very few of them were lucky enough to get a pack of frozen dumplings or fast food, but that’s it. Not one had the chance to co across sothing like honey the player upstairs needed.
[I’m a Sloth]: You’re native is better than mine. My native asked to provide a dozen eggs and 500 ml of milk daily. Where am I going to find a dosticated cow and a chicken in this place?
[Brother Niu]: You two as well? Mine required to find fresh Nori seaweeds, and my territory is on land with no sea in sight. I might as well just hang myself.
Brother Niu instantly earned nurous players’ sympathies.
Just when they thought Brother was the most miserable, soone actually...
[I’m the Unluckiest Guy]: Can anyone help wake up from this dream? I summoned a 3-star Paladin...
[Seafood Noodle]: What a show-off! Kid, being humble is a virtue. Don’t learn from Brother Beef’s shalessness. Co kid, I, your granddad, will help you awaken from the dream.
A number of players also agreed with Brother Seafood’s statent and seconded it, even offering their slapping services especially when they read the guy’s pseudonym.
If he was the unluckiest with that summon, then what are they? So trash?
[I’m the Unluckiest Guy]: I’m not showing off. I was just going to ask for help. Does soone know how to make brandy?
There was a mont of silence before...
[Brother Niu]: Oh...
[Beef Noodles]: Oh...
[Seafood Noodles]: Oh...
The players, who were envious of him before, now pitied the guy. He is indeed the unluckiest. The others were only asked for ingredients, but the guy needs to provide a finished product, and it’s even liquor!
The guy must have destroyed a planet in his previous life.
A player suggested the ’Unluckiest Guy’ try offering Happy Fat Water, and the result was...
[I’m the Unluckiest Guy]: What do I do? My Paladin just jumped back inside the portal and said to that if I find ever brandy, he will co back.
The ’Unluckiest Guy’ imdiately received tons of comforting ssages along the lines of ’don’t give up’, ’move on’, ’there are plenty of fishes in the sea’, and ’don’t give up the whole forest just for a tree.’
"..." The Unluckiest Player.
(╯▔皿▔)╯The heck you’re talking about? I’m not gay!
(Little Baozi: Thank you for the gift DaoistAkYbTe. Little Baozi sends hugs. []~( ̄▽ ̄)~*. Little Baozi treasures every gift.)
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