For many in Huaxia, it was absolutely a day of faith's great collapse.
Speaking of facts, indeed many things could neither withstand scrutiny nor had any explanation that was satisfying and convincing.
"Look, so people just love conspiracy theories. Their own dia spews fake news daily, so they think others' do the sa. CNN has officially announced success, yet you hold up so unverifiable video and collectively go nuts. It just shows how hard it is for human nature to change."
"Ah, right, right, right. All that grand news bombarded us before, and the formal report ends in just 35 seconds!"
"Doesn't a 35-second formal report just prove that their technology's way more advanced, and they disdain such a level of invention?"
"Ah, right, right, right, i definitely disdains it! Here's a poem for proof: At the conference in the White House, over a hundred magnates invited, with expert spokespersons all lined up, they showed utter disdain, top-notch!"
"Do you all know how to say anything but 'right, right, right'? Can't you think for yourselves?"
"Ah, right, right, right! Not only do I lack the ability to think for myself, I even freaking love going to the island to play, begging for a reflection coupon—I'm going to reflect all night tonight."
"Right my ass!"
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It turned out that the defensive-breaking ability of the Yin-Yang People was extrely strong.
Interestingly, Dou Dou's hardcore fans were mostly veteran Yin-Yang People.
There's no helping it; even if you were a good person before, debating with Dou Dou would train up your ability of yin-yang.
A normal debate?
Non-existent.
Having a normal argunt with Dou Dou just freaking ans you can't win!
One sentence like "I was never human, you know? Aren't you the sa?" is enough to break a normal person.
Unless you admit that you're not human either, you can't compete in lowering the bar.
Even if you shalessly admit you're not human, Dou Dou can use its extensive experience in being non-human to defeat its fans.
For instance, "Oh, so you're not human either? Nice to et you, nice to et you. Well, I don't mind people describing as 'it,' so you definitely don't mind either, right?!"
Even more explosive stuff existed, of course, lots of it, but fans were too embarrassed to screenshot and share.
Today, for many spiritual international friends active on Huaxia's internet, was definitely a massive collapse, and perhaps even the beginning of a crumbling faith.
Had the sacred land of human technology really fallen so suddenly?
The commotion on the internet naturally attracted nurous dia outlets, not just dostic ones.
In fact, foreign dia stationed in Huaxia were even more interested in this news.
So, at that day's foreign correspondents' press conference, a question was raised.
"Excuse , spokesperson, we just received news from CNN that the United States Technology Developnt Committee has announced the successful verification of the Reverse Material Optimization Model, RMOM. Moreover, the White House spokesperson previously claid that RMOM's research data was stolen. What is your comnt on this?"
The Huaxia spokesperson's answer was rather loaded: "Heh, regarding this question, I haven't received more information, so I cannot comnt. However, I suggest you could spend more ti on the internet and make your own judgent based on recent significant news."
This question was quickly skipped over, but that evening's seven o'clock news featured another piece on new materials, not only lasting an entire minute but also specifically launching a new column program.
"This just in from our station, today North Border University's National Joint Engineering Laboratory for tal-Based Composite Materials reported great news. The laboratory has made a breakthrough in the subject of superconducting material critical temperatures, successfully developing a superconductor with a critical temperature at zero degrees Celsius, which has been certified by an expert panel.
Their latest research achievent opens up new possibilities for the developnt of superconductor technology, and is expected to revolutionize energy, electronic devices, and transmission technology. This breakthrough has paved the way to more efficient energy sources and advanced electronic devices.
The head of the laboratory, Academician Chen Jienan, stated that the birth of the zero-degree superconducting materials was thanks to the material science model developed by the Xilin Mathematical Research Institute. In fact, since the publication of the material science model by the Xilin Mathematical Research Institute, it has overco many challenges that material engineering has faced."
"It has conquered various material bottlenecks and covers fields including chanical, civil, electronics, aerospace, energy, biodical, environntal protection, and almost every manufacturing sector. For more details, please tune in to our eight o'clock special column program, 'The Bizarre Material Model'."
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An ordinary news segnt paired with the day's trending topics created a rather strange sensation.
It was promptly shared directly with Dou Dou's fan groups, which instantly made the chat livelier.
"Holy shit! Aweso, Dou Dou! Even the seven o'clock news is giving you a shout-out!"
"Pfft... Aweso what? Dou Dou didn't even appear on cara, haha!"
"Seriously, why should Dou Dou appear on cara? It can only calculate activation codes anyway, what does it know about material science models? (roaring laughter)"
"It once again proves an internet theorem! When a piece of news sounds too fake, then it's probably true! What kind of magical realism is this?!"
"Just asking because I don't know, does a zero-degree Celsius superconducting material count as a room-temperature superconductor?"
"Zero degrees Celsius counts indeed, I rember before it could only superconduct at below -70 degrees!"
"Damn, to be honest, is the material science model really that amazing? If Dou Dou gives an activation code, wouldn't I be able to strike it rich too?"
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Whether the people in the group could strike it rich was unknown.
But for the many laboratories of Xilin University of Technology that were plugged into the Deep Sea Cluster scientific research reward system, the chance to get rich was truly knocking.
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