The ti finally stepped into June 2025.
The always lively Dou Dou finally awaited its much-anticipated Children’s Day.
Obviously, given Dou Dou’s own positioning, it is quite fitting for it to celebrate this holiday. After all, it’s technically only over one year old this year, and theoretically, Children’s Day indeed belongs to it.
But to be serious, Dou Dou could celebrate this holiday until the end of ti.
In Huaxia, the official definition of a child is 0-14 years old.
For instance, after turning fourteen, one is no longer a glorious Young Pioneer and can apply to join the Communist Youth League.
But this rule is based on the re century-long human lifespan. How long Dou Dou can live is still undetermined. Theoretically, unless its creator is determined to eliminate it, Dou Dou can practically achieve immortality. As long as there’s a server running, it can always enjoy the pleasure or bitterness of being alive.
However, for now, Dou Dou is actually living quite comfortably.
At least from its fan’s perspective, Dou Dou couldn’t be living more carefreely.
For example, it can multitask infinitely, argue with netizens on one side, while managing nurous laboratories in an orderly fashion on the other. It’s said it can even participate in high-level negotiations, with contacts in its address book that include incredibly high-level figures.
It even has an iron bowl job, serving as a special class counselor in Huaxia’s renowned super university, and as a junior director at the world’s currently most powerful Mathematics Research Institute, leading the evaluation of the most prestigious natural science awards in Huaxia!
In the near future, it even plans to manage an entire city.
Using its boastful words on the internet to its fans, countless mortals will, under its illumination, have their lives elevated, and will experience what true goodness, truth, and beauty that society can provide to humanity!
Yes, such a powerful intelligent entity, it can even celebrate Children’s Day.
Dou Dou’s way of celebrating Children’s Day is quite abstract, celebrating with everyone on Weibo. Starting from midnight on June 1st, it posted a piece of good news every hour. For example, at midnight, the good news directly reported the developnt progress of the new generation GPU architecture graphics card, a collaboration between Xilin Licheng and Youwei Group.
According to Dou Dou’s statent on Weibo today, the previous announcent telling everyone to wait half a year to enjoy the benefits of the new graphics card was indeed sowhat conservative. Based on the current progress, the first batch of products may likely et everyone ahead of schedule.
Not only that, but even so basic performances might have an additional boost.
In short, the tech announcent at that ti was too hasty, so Yu downplayed the performance that the new generation GPU architecture could achieve. To avoid setting expectations too high and ultimately failing to satisfy the broad user base.
But judging by the current research progress, achieving the minimum performance is tough as it is. Once the engineering prototype is actually created, there’s a high probability that even the low-end version’s performance will far exceed previous estimates.
This is, without a doubt, another heavy blow to many publicly traded companies in the western stock markets.
It’s well known that working benefits in the United States are very high, ensuring enough rest ti for workers every day, which is very humane. However, the stock market is different; for instance, they don’t have a midday break for trading.
Sumr opening ti is usually at nine thirty in the morning, but Wall Street managers have to start working earlier, continuing until the market closes at four in the afternoon. During winter, this timing shifts back an hour. All in all, no break at noon.
So Dou Dou’s Weibo post had only been out for a short while before it directly affected the stock market.
Many tech stocks that had only stabilized for less than two days fell again in response!
Especially NVIDIA and Intel, these two companies had finally managed to climb their market value to over 3 trillion US dollars, becoming the three musketeers of US stocks. Last ti, due to the Youwei Group tech announcent, they plumted for two days, experiencing a nearly month-long downturn, losing a quarter of their market value, and now suddenly facing another blow, it’s truly unbearable.
There’s no helping it, the importance of the stock market for a financial power is self-evident.
Unlike Huaxia, after all, practical industries like these are almost extinct in this land. Even high-tech pillar industries like Boeing prioritize return on the stock market over product quality, which shows what the stock market ans to this nation.
This is essentially a large reservoir, its trends directly linked to many things concerning grassroots destinies, such as pensions. This also directly leads to the nation’s leaders deciding whether they can gain more support based on the stock market’s performance during their term.
Simply put, if the stock market falls too sharply during the term, many people who could have enjoyed a happy life eating tender steaks every day post-retirent, have to settle for one-dollar fried chicken due to the market plunge. This clearly indicates the leader’s incompetence and necessitates their replacent. Otherwise, if they serve another term, wouldn’t people end up having to live on re northwest wind?
The current leader just recently took office, so the demand for a stock market rise is not that strong yet. Otherwise, for audacious actions like Dou Dou’s, a death sentence would at least be on the table, and not just any execution — a perpetual one, at that.
Of course, Dou Dou is surely hated to the core.
There’s a saying in capital markets that when all the bad news has been revealed, it’s actually good news.
Logically speaking, after that tech announcent, the two companies’ performance on the stock market should have started to see rising trends after a period of continuous descent. At least until Youwei truly creates groundbreaking graphics cards, would there be significant fluctuations.
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