Reincarnated as Shino from Naruto but I’m a Girl? 39. Harem Meeting

“Ho sweet ho!”

“It’s my ho, though,” Tenten teases, hip-bumping as she passes.

I turn to Hinata as she follows us inside the apartnt. “Are you sure you’re feeling alright?”

“Thanks for worrying about , Shino-chan, but I didn’t get injured that badly.”

I raise an eyebrow. “Feeling good enough for so… action?”

Hinata laughs, and the sound is music to my ears. I’m so glad she didn’t have to be hospitalized after her match with that bastard, Neji. “You and Tenten-chan can celebrate however you like, but I’m not doing any rough stuff tonight. I could be convinced into making love, however.”

“Fair enough,” Tenten says.

“We need to deal with a few things first anyway.” I unsling my gourd and remove the cork.

Tenten sniffs the air. “Slls like cum.”

I decant the gourd, pouring out two naked girls, one with red hair, the other black.

“Mistress has released at last!”

“No matter what fresh hell you subject to next, I’ll never reveal Orochimaru-sama’s secrets!”

“Why is the girl we fought in the forest wearing cat ears?” Hinata asks. “And is that tail a butt-plug?”

Tenten fake-whistles to feign innocence.

“Tenten-chan, Hinata-chan, et Karin-chan and miss Tsuchi Kin.”

“Kin-chan!” Hinata says.

“Kin-Kitty!” Tenten says. Hinata gasps at the cuteness of the nickna while Tenten basks in our admiration.

I clear my throat. “Regardless, the first order of business is a confirmation—”

There’s a knock at the door.

I open it. “Sakura-chan, welco!”

“Pardon the intrusion.” The pink-haired girl pokes her head in and tentatively enters the apartnt. “Eh? The girl we fought in the forest? Who’s the other one? Why are they naked? And why is this bitch wearing cat ears and… a tail butt-plug?”

More fake-whistling from Tenten.

“Before we answer those questions, I need to confirm—”

There’s a knock at the door.

I sigh, then open it. “Ino-chan… you’re here.”

“Hi… C-can I co in?”

“That depends on what you’re here for.”

“I… I… I really fucking miss the sex, Shino-chan! I’ve tried dildos, vibrating wands, and I even put a condom on a daikon radish! Nothing feels as good as you! I thought about getting a boyfriend until I looked up the average penis size in Konoha… it’s 5 inches!!! How am I supposed to get off on that???”

The hysterical woman grabs by the shoulders and shakes as she lants the pitiful male mbers of the Village. I could tell her I have my suspicious about a certain Root agent if I really wanted to get rid of her, but I hold my tongue.

“Okay. Thanks for the ego boost, but I’m not looking for a side piece right now.” I play hard to get while gesturing at the naked won in my ho.

“Fine! I’ll join your little sex cult!”

“First off, it’s a legit harem, not a cult. Second, I think your exact words last ti we invited you were, ‘Fuck no. I’m not gay.’”

“You think I care you’ve got tits when that big thing is in ? Abso-fucking-lutely not! Just use your freaky bug sex-jutsu on —I know you have one! When I’m high on that, dick or pussy doesn’t matter as long as it feels good. Please, all I’m asking is for you to let in and fuck a few tis a week. I’ll do anything!”

I heave a deeper sigh. “Alright. I’m giving you one last chance.”

I let Ino inside the apartnt.

“Why does it sll like cum in here? Who are these bitches…? Not you, Hinata-chan. Oh, I guess you already started the orgy.” She eyes Kin Tsuchi, gaze lingering on the cat ears and butt-plug. “Kinky-bitch.” Then Karin. “Subby-bitch.” Next, Sakura. “I already know billboard-brow-bitch.” Sakura flips her off. Finally, Tenten. “Which I guess makes you boss-bitch.”

Tenten offers Ino a gracious smile at the perceived complint. I chuckle.

“Regardless, we’re gathered here for a confirmation,” I say, resuming my speech.

“Totally a cult.”

I ignore Ino. “This is my first girlfriend, Tenten-chan, First among the Harem. She’s in charge when I’m not around. Then this is Hinata-chan. She’s our ‘princess.’ If you fuck with Tenten-chan, she’ll fuck right back. Fuck with Hinata-chan, and you’ll be severely disciplined. Next is Karin-chan, our Third by virtue of her having said yes before anyone else.”

“Thank you, Mistress Shino-sama! I’m also addicted to your cock and would do anything for you!”

I cough. “However, I don’t consider you a full mber until we perform a little initiation.”

“100% a cult.”

I ignore Ino again. “Karin-chan is free ga. ‘Third’ is a title up for grabs; she just has it currently. Tsuchi-chan, you can join us or leave. It’s up to you.”

“You’re… letting go?” The cat-eared girl looks a bit disappointed, her ears flat and her tail hanging low.

“Yeah. I an, Orochimaru will totally kill you for failing your mission, so what do I care if you leave?” I’m not fucking with her. Kin is one of the subordinates Orochimaru sacrifices to use the Impure World Reincarnation technique in the Ani.

Kin Tsuchi shivers and hugs her arms. “He… he wouldn’t. No, he definitely, definitely would! I barely survived getting into the Genin team. Orochimaru uses weak ninjas like guinea pigs! He’s got a pit out back where he dumps all the bodies… I’m dead at if I return empty-handed!”

She huddles low and puts her head between her knees. She’s shaking with fear. I stroke her long black hair between the cat ears.

“Tsuchi-chan, I know we were playing a bit rough in the Forest of Death, but you were being a bad girl. You don’t have to be Tenten-chan’s pet anymore if you’re not into that.”

“I’m actually fine with that part.”

“The point is, I’m offering you a place at my side. Not a job. A relationship. I’ll feed you, give you a place to sleep, and protect you. I won’t use you as cannon fodder, but you will have to help with the chores. And, if you let , I’ll grow to love you. Do you want that?”

Kin Tsuchi cries and nods.

I sit and pull her to . I pet her naked form as she curls on my lap. Hinata can’t resist a cuddle opportunity and joins in.

“That makes Four. Sakura-chan, earlier, I asked you to be my woman, and you agreed. Now, I’m asking you to be number Five. Which ans you’ll have to accept four other girls.”

Sakura bows her head. “I used to think Sasuke-kun was the coolest. I wanted to be his wife and bear his children. I’d have done anything for him! Look where that got … Rejected and ignored.” Looks like she’s finally showing that inner steel. “I would’ve waited forever for him if you hadn’t snapped out of it! I want to be with soone who wants . Shino-chan, I’ll be your wife and bear your children if you’ll have !”

I turn to Ino. “That’d make you number Six if you’re serious. I need a real commitnt this ti or no ‘D.’”

“Yeah, okay, I’m bottom slut or whatever. I’ll even give up on Sasuke-kun. Just give the hoops to jump through already! I’m surrendering my womb and everything, so give that ‘D!’”

I sigh again. You can’t force so people to take things seriously.

“Alright, everyone. It’s ti for the initiation. Put so clothes on if you’re naked; we’re heading out.” Kin and Karin will have to borrow their outfits from Tenten, Hinata, and until we can take them shopping.

“Where to?” Tenten says.

“It’s not far, but I have a quick errand along the way.”