120 3.06.25 – Showdown – Downfall of Humanity
“True,” answered Pony, feeling a grim aura next to him and recalling how he stole Tedy’s biscuits, he tried to shrug off his guilty feeling, “Karma is a bitch.”
Ziek, ‘Shut the fuck up!’
‘Hm, should I continue trying to regain his mories?’
‘What if it’s not Xuan Mu’s soul?’
‘Who cares? I should at least try. It’s not like I have sothing to lose.’
[“Right, Kuro?”]
Kuro nodded obliviously.
[“You are so cute!”]
Seeing Kuro’s cheeks turning pink, Bing Shi gave it a big hug.
.....
[“Who taught you so well?”]
[My pretty host.]
[“Aww.”]
Letting go of Kuro, Bing Shi sat back at her cushion.
[“Kuro, you are very special to . Do you know? I hate touching others, but you and Xuan Mu are an exception.”]
[Won’t your boyfriend, be jealous?]
[“He might be, but more than that, he would be thankful to you.”]
[Why?]
[“Because you are accompanying during his absence.”]
Kuro didn’t know how to answer.
[LOL.]
[“...”]
Bing Shi tried to hold in her laughter, but when she saw how Kuro hid its mouth with its tail bashfully and pretended to laugh with her, she couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud.
‘Are they fucking laughing at ?!’ Ziek’s insides went nuts when he saw Kuro’s nod. Finally, he could get a little taste of his own dicine.
· · — · ???· — · ·
At the roadside, an enormous wave of zombies ran after the drones in a frenzy of hunger.
“...groarh...”
“...rgrrh...”
“...rgrgoah...”
One zombie stopped.
The drones were forgotten as soon as they sensed fresh at.
Hundreds of healthy bodies in the open air, equipped with gas masks and protective headphones, waited for their prey to appear.
The fastest zombie of a hoard leaped high into the air, just to be shot between the eyes, by none other than Ziek, who needed to let off the amassed steam.
Seeing the high masses of zombies coming at them, goosebumps rose on everyone’s arms, pulling the trigger with their shaky hands. They cursed under their breaths, “Fuck this shit! which fuckard’s idea was it, to lure in the whole fucking city?!”
*bang* Another zombie down. Like a charm, it helped them to calm down.
*bang* Another zombie down.
“Mine,” Yi Zen answered with laughter.
*bang* Another zombie down.
“Fuck you, you motherfucker!” Without any remorse, everyone cursed at their general. Due to fear they didn’t recognize his voice.
*bang* Another zombie down.
Under great pressure, they didn’t even give those zombies a chance to go near the Manja threats. The sheer amount of zombies was so high that without aiming, it was sure to hit at least one zombie in the head. Like a rain, bullets shot down from the high walls without a stop. The zombie’s bodies started to pile up, creating a small wall.
“How is that fucking snake doing?”
“How would I know? I don’t even have ti to fart!”
A girl’s laughter could be heard in the background, “My Kuro is trashing your general Yi Zen and Ren Han, hard.”
True to her words, Bing Shi didn’t touch her rifle; she only helped Kuro to reload the magazine. The mont she was done, Kuro used the automatic weapon to shot down 30 zombies in a matter of seconds.
“Fuck you Kuro!”
[Host, they hate .]
[“No, they don’t, it’s a term of endearnt.”]
[Can I use it too?]
[“Just no, please. I’m so fired by these n that I want to try it too.”]
Big Shi sat back at her cushion, placing her finger at the trigger, looking through the sights, she took a deep breath and crushed the speed pill under her tongue.
The ti around her slowed down, together with the zombies. Aiming at the slowest zombie, she pulled the trigger.
A headshot.
Bing Shi’s first kill ever. Feeling the thrill, she emptied her rifle.
[“Woah, did you see that?”]
[Yes, host. You cheated.]
[“...Hehe...I know.”]
Taking a pill to remove the speed effect, Bing Shi giggled happily as she continued to load Kuro’s magazine with bullets. Except for the two n next to Bing Shi, nobody knew that thirty zombies in close proximity, fell at the sa ti, thanks to her.
During the reloading ti, the zombies could finally step inside the cobweb, tripping over a thread, they started to fall on each other. The threats cut through their fingers and throats, but not enough to make their heads fall. Confused, they weren’t able to move freely, as every action they made, would make the situation worse. The more they jumped, the more tangled they got.
*BAAAM*
A tal plate weighing 7,5 tons fell from a sky, crushing all the zombies under it. Fifty zombies which were packed on each other were squished into a pancake...in one second...just like that.
“...” All the soldiers stopped their action and glared at the person inside of the crane, “Do you want to give us a fucking heart attack?!?!”
“Shoot! Stop looking at , you monkeys!” Bing Shi raised her voice to the communicator.
Turning their heads back, they continued with the shooting. They knew what Bing Shi was going to do, but seeing it with their own eyes was another level, what if it fell on their heads?!?
Using a magnet on the crane, Bing Shi picked up the tal wall, which had additional weight in the corners. Lifting it up, she turned the electromagnet off.
(A/N: To see what Bing Shi is using, check this paragraph comnt.)
*Bam* fifteen zombies down in one second.
“...”
The tal wall bent the treads. When it was lifted up, the cobweb was deford a lot, but still enough to trap the zombies.
*Bam* twenty zombies down in one second.
Bing Shi grinned happily, “I love physics, imagine fifty tons of tal falling on your head, just by using a seven tons plate, ouch.”
*Bam* Seventeen zombies down in one second.
“...” Seeing a tal bar flying before them, everyone started to laugh uncontrollably.
That’s how hilarious it was.
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