༺ Sun and Moon (1) ༻
I plopped to the ground like a mouse pressed by a cat’s front paw and couldn’t even move an inch.
It didn’t take long to find out that soone’s soft soles were pressing hard on my neck.
『It seems like you are getting quite cocky these days. Or is it just ?』
It was the most amazing voice I’d ever heard in my life. Her voice was refreshing and cold, like a drink that had freshly been taken out of the refrigerator. It was a very weird way to describe the otherworldly voice, but it really was true.
However, even if I wanted to see what was going on and who was stepping on my neck, I couldn’t turn my head because she was pressuring my neck with quite a bit of force.
『Where are you going to look? A mortal like you will be blinded just by looking at .』
A mortal? Damn it, I am screwed. It was obviously another strange person that had shown up from god knows where. I feel like this was becoming an everyday event at this point.
For a mont, I thought that it was Knox, but her aura was too different. If Knox felt like an old-fashioned Madam, this woman felt like my younger sister. Her voice is also a little younger and more immature.
And in my experience, a woman who was as young and immature as my sister would, most of the ti, cause terrible problems for unexpected reasons.
“W-who are you!?”
『You don’t know who I am? I can’t forgive you even more then. I am the goddess of the hunt and the moon. I’m the protector of wild animals and the purity of the girls.』
“Uck…”
The pressure trampling on my neck beca more powerful, so I could only struggle with my arms and legs like a roach sprayed with insecticide.
I thought I would really die due to having my neck broken at this rate, so I desperately racked my brain to figure out how to get out of this troubleso situation.
“I’m sorry…! I have committed a great sin!”
I didn’t know why, but I felt like she was furious at , so I thought it would be better to apologize first because there was nothing I could do right now.
I wasn’t sure if my thoughts would work well or not. However, the strength on her foot, which had been stepping on my neck, slightly loosened, and I finally had enough leeway to breathe properly.
『I wanted to feed you to the dogs and let them rip you apart right away. But, you unexpectedly apologized obediently. All right, since I’m generous, I’ll forgive you.』
“S-So, are you going to let live?”
『No, I’m going to kill you! I will rip you to death!』
Oh no, this fucking woman is crazy!!! In my experience, an apology wouldn’t even work for soone like her.
『Not only have you defiled the girls I’ve been protecting, but you have even ssed with the deer I deeply cared about. Now, you say you want to be forgiven?』
Girls? Deer? A few possible identities of the goddess ca into my mind. She introduced herself as the goddess of chastity, the hunt, and sothing more, right? Then…
“…Are you perhaps, Lady Diana?”
『So you know who I am! You, hideous mortal. Looking at the fact that you sll like nymphs, recently you must also have attacked the poor nymphs, haven’t you!?』
My body slled like a nymph? I didn’t know what I slled like, to be honest, but I could see that the sll lingering on my body caused anger to reach the top of the head of the goddess, Diana.
“It’s a misunderstanding. I just gave her a massage!”
『Massage? Don’t lie. There’s no way a simple massage could lead to the emission of a sll this strong. You must have pretended to do a massage and rubbed her all over the place, right?』
Damn it. I couldn’t argue with that.
『After rubbing won all over the place, then, y-you must have put that ugly thing of yours inside them, right? You… Purity destroyer…!』
What, purity destroyer? That’s quite a nice nickna for my schlong. But it felt unfair because my schlong was actually a devoted lover, so I had never done it with anyone but my left hand and Luna.
“No, I only gave a massage to the Nymph! Nothing else! You’re misunderstanding!”
『You only gave her a massage, but didn’t move on to the next step after that? Do you think I’m stupid? How can I believe that?』
“I can swear by the river Styx.”
『…You are willing to swear by the Styx?』
The hostility, which had been burning fiercely as if she wanted to trample to death, seed to have eased a little.
I wasn’t sure why, but swearing by the River Styx seed to have a significant impact on the gods.
『Hmm, if you dare to go to that extent… All right, then do that massage to , too. I’m going to judge for myself whether it’s obscene or not.』
“W-what?”
『But if you look up, I’ll punish you imdiately. All you can look at is here, right up to this foot.』
Sweep—
The foot that was pressing against my neck had loosened its strength and disappeared. Only then did I manage to get up and sit on the floor.
But I wasn’t allowed to raise my head, so I could only stare at the dirt-covered floor of the training ground. Then, she positioned her small bare feet in front of .
My first impression was that her foot was very fair and thin, and her second toe was slightly longer than the thumb. She had a greek foot, so to speak.
Maybe she applied nail polish? Her toenails were light sky blue. They were also very bright and shining.
She stepped on the dirt barefoot, but her foot didn’t get any dust on it. Indeed, she was definitely an ethereal being.
Just by looking at her feet, I could imagine how beautiful the woman standing proudly in front of was. Therefore, I wondered if I could really hold onto her foot.
『What are you doing? I don’t have much ti.』
“Uh, I heard that the feet are a symbol of purity. So, I’m not sure if I am really allowed to touch it like this….”
『Ha? I am the goddess of chastity. Do you think that the hands of a re mortal like you can defile my purity? Are you looking down on ? Or are you thinking about defiling ?』
“N-no, that’s not what I ant. I’m just asking because I’m really curious… Just when is it considered defiling soone’s purity and when is it not? How do I distinguish?”
“It’s obviously when you are doing direct copulation, you idiot. But, of course, there is another theory of three things related to purity— heart, spirit, and body. Yet that theory is too hard for you to understand, so you just need to understand this.』
“I-I see.”
I decided to close my mouth because I thought I might provoke this crazy woman even more if I spoke anything else. My hand slowly reached out to the fair white sole as I shut my mouth as tight as I could.
Sweep—
This woman’s right foot was chillier than I imagined it to be, so it felt very cool to the touch. Moreover, it was softer and smoother than I thought. Did I have to do a foot massage now?
Yet, my mind went blank, and I couldn’t think of anything. The existence threatening to kill right now was looking down on .
『What are you doing?』
I tried to dismiss such a thought and pressed the Bubbling Well acupoint in the center of the sole that was trampling earlier. Whenever I pressed this part, soon, Luna would laugh and tremble.
So far, everyone has had good reactions. Would it also work for this quirky goddess, Diana?
Press—
『It hurts!』
“I’m sorry!”
Damn, I forgot to control my strength well. I had pressed her feet too hard! So while still feeling surprised, I tried to adjust my strength to her preference.
“Then how about this much… Is this good enough?”
『Well, I’m not sure, but I think it’s good?』
I kept pressing the soft sole with force as though I was pressing a remote control button. Diana’s legs trembled when I gently pressed on her big toe from ti to ti.
『…. H-hngg, well, that’s quite good. I will cut you so slack. Not bad.』
Then she slipped her foot out of my hand.
『Okay, I’m willing to slightly forgive you. But you’ve done great sins, so I’d like to make an appropriate compromise.』
“Are you saying that you will spare my life?”
『Only if you agree to my condition. You’ll swear to keep your purity from today on. And pay tribute only to . You can only do this massage to .』
“Is that the condition…?”
『I’m trying to make you my great warrior. I’ll give you a blessing accordingly. You’re the first man who gets this blessing after Orion, so you’d better feel honored about this.』
I wasn’t sure whether it was a great event or a blessing, but I couldn’t understand what it ant to make a chastity vow. That feeling of uncertainty was overwhelming my mind.
『By the way, if you don’t make the vow, you’ll get a big punishnt. The sa thing is also applied if you don’t keep the vow of chastity. In so cases, it might be better to just die.』
What kind of unreasonable thing was she trying to do to ? Damn it, what should I do? I was just rubbing Hippolyte’s shoulder earlier, and I didn’t expect this to happen.
Losing my life or losing the use of my schlong. Those were the only options.
In fact, it was similar to facing a two-pronged path, and instantly, I had a serious decision to make about my future.
Both choices were extrely difficult to make. Both sides of the scales rose and tilted repeatedly and eventually reached a point of conclusion in my mind.
In the end, life is much more important.
“T-Then, I choose…”
The mont when I tried to pluck all my courage and open my mouth with determination…
Crush—.
Right then, while Diana was on my left, soone else gently landed on my right and showed their presence. Maybe because he was holding onto a bright lamp, the dark training ground had beco bright like it was daylight.
『Diana, your actions now have just violated the laws of Olympus. Also, your penalty points are already above the standard due to Actaeon’s case. So you better not act selfishly for your own good.』
He had a beautiful voice that sounded like a voice actor’s, but hearing the heavy tone and depth of the voice, I beca certain that it belonged to a man. Of course, I didn’t have the guts to raise my head and check his identity.
I kept my head hanging in the sa position and hoped this catastrophe would pass as soon as possible.
『Hurry up! Go back to your place.』
『Humph, I’ve said everything I have to say today. All right, I’ll get out of here.』
Step— Step—
After a short leap, the chilly air that Diana was exuding had now disappeared.
I could swallow a small sigh of relief because the one aiming for my life was now gone. Damn it, I just narrowly escaped from becoming a eunuch.
『Yes, I can feel a karma that is similar to mine from you. Is it because of Asclepius’ ability?』
Swish—.
I was surprised to see him bending down to with a delightful tone. This catastrophe hasn’t completely gone away yet, it seems.
“T-Thank you for saving my life.”
『I can’t talk with you for too long, but I have duly received the tribute and task token you sent last ti. When you beco a great man in a high position, you should be able to reciprocate in exchange for what you have received.』
Ssk—.
I felt sothing touch my head.
A big and warm hand? I wasn’t sure what it was, but it felt like a hand to …
Fuck, why the heck was he touching my hair all of a sudden? After the crazy high school girl-like goddess there was even a homosexual god trying to harass now? I started to tremble with anxiety.
The Radiant Sun, Apollo, has given you his blessing.
As a reward, ‘Imperfect Dexterity’ has been strengthened to ‘Shining Hand’.
By repeating a particular action, you can make your hands emit light for a certain period of ti.
What the fuck? Shining Hand? I couldn’t believe the words that appeared even after seeing them with my eyes. Anyway, I felt grateful that he decided to grant a blessing.
“T-Thank you!”
『Due to the law of cause and effect, what I can give to you is just sothing this small. But it’s a useful skill, so I hope you can use it well. For example, you can use it when exploring Pluto’s labyrinth. Yeah, that’s the perfect ti to use this blessing because it’s dark inside.』
Apollo, God of Light and Sun, probably had favorable feelings for . Since that was the case, I opened my mouth to ask sothing I was really curious about.
“Uhm, I’d like to ask you sothing if it isn’t much of a bother.”
『What is it? If it is short, I’ll have ti to answer.』
“Uh, I won’t get hair loss even if I use this ability, right? I heard that if you receive the blessing from the Sun God, you will start to lose your hair.”
『…It’s beyond the scope of what I can answer. Anyway, I will never make a direct intervention in the life of a mortal like today again in the future. No being of this world can get around this world’s rules.』
Kick—
Along with the sound of kicking the earth, the sense of heaviness completely disappeared. Darkness sank again in the world that was bright like the day, and the world that was silent as if it was in the dead hours of the night began to revitalize once again.
All I could hear were the crickets and the birds chirping at night.
Haa, what the hell happened? I wasn’t sure what was going on, but I was surprised that my hands shone with a subtle white light like so kind of firefly’s butt.
“Fuck, this scared the shit out of !”
* * ** * *
I thought it was already too late for to sleep but there was still so ti before the sun was up, so I decided to visit Luna’s cabin.
Luna was carving wooden blocks with a small dagger, perhaps not noticing it was already very late into the night.
“Hassan, why are your hands shining so brightly?”
Luna opened her mouth as if she was very amazed when she saw my illuminated hands. Of course, the sa goes for .
So I gave a brief account of a newly acquired blessing on my hands. Of course, I didn’t talk about the story of being misunderstood by the goddess of the hunt. I just explained the changes in my blessings.
While listening to it with interest, Luna asked.
“But how do you put off the lights? Will you keep emitting light like this?”
“If I leave it alone, the light will eventually turn off.”
Swish—
After about a minute or so, the softly radiating light in my hand gradually lost its light and went back to normal.
“Wow, that’s true. Then can you make the light back on?”
“Wait a minute.”
After Luna’s question, I repeatedly folded and unfolded my hand.
Therefore, my hands were wrapped in a subtle light again. I was also only able to figure this out after so experints, but it was amazing no matter how much I looked at it. Damn, my hands were emitting light!
“Wow! I can save money on candles now! This is like magic!”
Luna’s words were correct. My new ability, Shining Hand, was such a blessing that it allowed to save so money by no longer needing to buy candles.
I couldn’t think of how to use this Shining Hand elsewhere, and I was too tired to give it any additional thought.
However, I would have almost died tonight if Apollo had not co down to save . This event just made realize that Diana, the goddess of the moon, was a rather crazy goddess.
In the past, when people from the West wanted to express that the person had a few loose screws, did they say sothing like the moon possessed them? Werewolves also went wild when they saw the moon.
Was she crazy like the moon because she was the moon goddess?
Co to think of it, Luna’s na also ant moon. Was the na the problem then? Would Luna’s ntal state improve if I changed her na?
“It’s done!”
Then Luna held the dagger high and shouted out loud.
For a mont, I thought Luna, the crazy girl, was trying to stab to death, but she stuck out the broad board she carved toward . It was one of the boards left after repairing the cabin.
“What’s that?”
“What do you think about this workshop sign? It’s cool, right?”
When I glanced at the thing that looked similar to a “workshop sign,” so letters were engraved over it. It was quite difficult to recognize because the handwriting was crooked, but it was not to the extent that it was very difficult to read.
Sun and Moon Beverage Workshop…
“Sun and moon?”
“It’s poetic, right? I nad it after Hassan and myself.”
I knew that Luna’s na ant the moon, but I wondered why the sun suddenly popped out of my na.
“Part of my na is Sun?”
“In the old Gaia dialect, Hassan is similar to Hot Sun, which ans the hot sun. Didn’t you get the na Hassan from this word? So I was thinking that you also received a blessing from the Sun God.”
“Ah, that’s how it is.”
The hot sun, you might think it like that. Seeing a letter nad after in the store sign for the workshop that Luna had been wishing to open was a very touching sight to .
On the other hand, it reminded of the health center, Mountain and Sea, run by my father. Therefore, it suddenly made miss my hotown.
Luna turned out to be more like a healer. When I heard she was a voodoo shaman I thought she would corrupt other people’s minds or sothing. Was it because she was a grass Pokemon, and she would spout sothing like phytoncide?
“I-if you don’t like it, I’ll change it. I’m sorry if I offended you by putting your na without your consent….”
Looking at the girl who had no self-confidence and felt embarrassed by her decision, I suddenly felt emotional and got the urge to hug Luna’s waist.
Luna trembled in surprise at my actions.
“…H-Hassan!?”
Luna struggled really hard to get out of my arms.
“Why? Can’t I even hug you like this?”
“It’s not that. You sll like nymphs.”
Just what in hell is this situation?
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