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Red Army is a hard-hitting Wrexham AFC podcast, unique in that club's dia ecosystem since criticism of Ryan Reynolds is permitted. The podcast has a Discord chat server open to its Patreon supporters. One of the channels on the server is called LALAC, a phrase which is never explained to newbies because if you don't know what it ans, you shouldn't be there.
The channel is as old as the podcast, but these extracts only go back to the start of the 2025/2026 transfer window.
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Wednesday, July 2
Stoop
I've just seen who that mob are trying to sign so I'm just here to add to my theory that Max SexPest brings one hottie into his fold every four months or so.
For the won, my order goes like this: Their striker Angel (hallelujah); Best's dia trainer at Darlington (Miss Fox, Princess of the Pencil Skirt); the Chester physio (The Divine Ponytail); the board mber who financed the won's team and started an agency (REM=Rapidly Erect mber); the head of marketing (Brooke FiveStar, bit too perfect); his girlfriend (fit but bad taste); his girlfriend's lawyer friend who looks like Julia Roberts (Eat, Pray, Lust); his scout (Fleur to the Moon).
The objectively attractive n, in no particular order: Henri Lyons; the Texan Wrexham reject; Wayward Hayward; now this Australian lad.
TopPoppy
What the hell did I just read? Are you in the right Discord mate? This is for Wrexham fans.
CrunchyAbs
Yeah, totally. And by the way, we don't objectify won around here. But link to your photo collection.
BeardedWonderwall
On the topic of that particular player...
Chester have got promoted, got so TV money, and they're going to break their transfer record for the Aussie lad. That new record? You might want to sit down for this. Two hundred and fifty thousand pounds. What we were paying for backups in our National League days. Fuck they're such a tin pot little club. I actually feel bad coming in this channel these days; it's like laughing at a special needs class you see on a day out at a beach. It's raining, they've got ice cream all down their tops, but it's the best day of their year.
SumrhillBill
Our won's team manager is hotter than any of the won in that list. She's a Catherine Zeta Jones regen and she's the last Wrexham manager to beat a Jester team, plus the only one who's ever beat Max Best.
BeardedWonderwall
Was that the match he threw a tantrum because his deaf girl got booked coz she didn't hear the whistle? Didn't we beat him when he was Grimsby manager?
SumrhillBill
No it was 4-all. Here's a of him trying not to cry at the final whistle.
CrunchyAbs
See THAT was funny. That's the sort of content I want from this channel, not 'oh look how hot everyone at Chester is'. Fuck sake.
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Monday, July 7
TopPoppy
So of you know my work does building supplies and I've just done a delivery to Chester's new training ground. You will not believe what I'm about to show you but I swear this is all true. Check out of the building site.
Seriously, look at that photo before you do anything else.
Typical building site, yeah? Temporary little work cabins, toilets, the usual.
Got good news and bad news. The good news is, that's it. That's Chester's new training ground. I don't an that's the construction site, I an that's it. That's its final form. Everything's cheap cabins. Think of a toilet at Glastonbury. Now think of thirty toilets side by side - that's what Chester live in now. That's their level. No wonder their dia guy is called Boggy.
I ntioned bad news. Right. They've got a secret weapon. You ready for this?
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