It was more than just poison!
At this mont, he felt like there was a mixer in his stomach!
Want to hold it in?
Brain: You can't fart, you know?
Body: Received!
The sphincter muscles going all out: I will try my best!
The fart curled his lips: What you said doesn't matter!
"Crackle, bang, bang! Pow!"
"Pfft~"
At this mont, it was as if a hand-guided tractor had been lit up in Han Ze's pants!
There was even a slight breeze blowing out!
He had turned a blind eye to all the brothers of the Blood Alliance!
"Damn! Brother Han! What's wrong with you?"
"BeatBox?"
"This rhythm is quite good!"
Han Ze's face was so red that he was about to explode, "All of you, shut up!"
"Get out of the way! I want to go to the toilet!"
Han Ze hurriedly got up and clamped his legs together, not daring to take a big step forward!
He was moving step by step towards the toilet!
He was even accompanied by music as he walked!
If one looked from the back, one could even clearly see the large bulge on Han Ze's pants!
Not only was the Blood Alliance dumbfounded!
The passengers were also dumbfounded!
After living for so many years, they had never seen such a fierce brother who farted!
But then the sll that spread in the carriage was a vivid one!
"Blergh~Σ_(???」∠)!"
"You f*cking hurry up and go! Don't pull half a road!"
"A mobile cannon!"
Han Ze's ntality collapsed!
'I've never been so f*cking embarrassed in my life!'
An Ning could no longer hold back her laughter!
Jiang Nan was too bad!
Although she didn't know what the white powder was, from the looks of it now!
It was very fierce, really fierce!
Su Rui was already about to faint from the stench. She was hiding in Jiang Nan's arms while covering her nose with his clothes!
An Ning did not dare to breathe!
"So stinky! Are you cheating people even yourself?"
Jiang Nan smiled brightly, "I have road the world for 18 years! What kind of storms have I not experienced?"
Then, under the shocked gazes of An Ning and Su Rui!
Jiang Nan took out three gas masks...
Both of them were dumbfounded!
Who would carry these things with them?
Jiang Nan was so well-prepared?
It seed that this was not the first ti he had used this thod to cheat others!
The three of them hurriedly put on their gas masks!
And at this mont, not only did Han Ze react!
More than a dozen mbers of the Blood Alliance turned pale!
"Ding! Ding! Ding!" The music began!
It was passionate and surging!
Lively and cute?
This ti, the sll completely spread in the carriage!
The train was still not ventilated!
In a split second, the carriage beca hell on earth!
Jiang Nan felt that the air was filled with a layer of white mist that could be seen with the naked eye!
"... I can't! I can't! The bathroom!"
"I'll go too! Don't f*cking snatch it from !"
"F*ck! This beer is poisonous!"
"I don't even know if I'm farting or sothing else!"
More than a dozen people rushed madly towards the toilet of each carriage like zombies!
The main reason was that they could not stay any longer!
It was too slly!
The way the passengers looked at them had already beco as if they were about to kill!
It wasn't easy for Han Ze to rush to the bathroom!
What? Soone inside?
F*ck! Change!
Soone else was also here?
Looking all the way, he ca to the bathroom of the sleeper carriage!
He really couldn't hold on!
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Open the door! I know soone is inside!"
Wei Changsheng, who was working in the bathroom, was shocked by the knock on the door!
He trembled and almost fell to the ground!
"F*ck off!" he shouted angrily.
Han Ze glared, "You dare to f*cking scold ? You are dead!"
Wei Changsheng exploded! If not for being busy, I would have hacked you to death!
Han Ze, "Co out now! I will give you ten thousand!"
Wei Changsheng, "????"
'Ten thousand?'
'You are looking down on too much!'
"Get lost!"
"One hundred thousand!"
"I'll say it again! Get lost!"
Han Ze, "Ugh~"
He had already gone mad from holding his thigh and went up to shake the door.
Wei Changsheng pushed the enchanting woman to the door!
"Suppress it for !"
"No one can co in today!"
Han Ze, "!!!"
He was so anxious that he couldn't hold on any longer, and his eyes fell on the sink opposite him.
"F*ck!"
He then shakily climbed onto the sink!
...
Han Ze thought that he had already lost enough face just now!
How could he have thought of this!
This was just the beginning!
He also did not expect that one day he would solve the problem on the train sink...
[From Han Ze's Resentnt Points 1000!]
The mbers of the Blood Alliance had already gone crazy and knocked on the door one by one!
All of them were occupied?
They couldn't help but pull the door crazily!
"Open the door! Open the door! I know you are there!"
Chen Chen hid in the bathroom and pulled the door tightly!
He was already laughing silly!
Wang Tie was the sa. Listening to the desperate screams of the Blood Alliance mbers!
His heart was really f*cking comfortable!
He thought of Jiang Nan's words again!
If he guarded the bathroom, he would be victorious!
No problem!
They were too d * mn ruthless!
Seeing that they couldn't pull it open, the Blood Alliance mbers all ca to the sleeper carriage.
They were dumbfounded as soon as they entered!
They actually see Han Ze squatting on the sink and causing trouble?
Han Ze, "!!!"
His ntality had already collapsed!
Brothers, take a look? Brother Han is also talented!
All of a sudden, they went to grab the sink like crazy!
So...
There was a person squatting on the hand-washing platform of the eight carriages!
But there were still a few people who did not even get a hand-washing platform!
They were so angry that they frantically pulled the bathroom door!
The enchanting woman held on tightly.
There was a wolf in front and a tiger in the back?
She was about to cry!
Soone really couldn't wait any longer and directly started a fight on the spot!
Face or sothing...
What f*cking face did he have?
And this little brother completely exploded and even used his ability to open the bathroom door!
With this pull!
"Crack!"
The door of the entire bathroom was pulled down!
Even the enchanting woman in ragged clothes was pulled out!
The air froze in an instant!
The younger brother was stunned, even Han Ze was stunned!
Wei Changsheng was sweating profusely, and he had not even raised his pants yet...
Wei Changsheng also almost opened his eyes wide!
The one who had been knocking on the door all this ti was his younger brother?
And they squat on the sink???
There were on the ground too?
Wei Changsheng roared, "You guys are f*cking crazy!"
Hand-washing platform?
[From Han Ze's Resentnt Points 1,000!]
[From Qi Yunfeng's Resentnt Points 666!]
[From Wei Changsheng's Resentnt Points 1000! ]
...
And at this mont!
The train security guard was also stunned as he looked at the surveillance!
His worldview collapsed!
He then picked up the microphone and roared, "Are you all shaless?"
"Is the sink a place to use as a toilet?"
"All of you, co down!"
The furious roars of the security guards resounded throughout the entire carriage!
The passengers were terrified?
This group of brothers was talented!
Chen Chen and the others laughed until they almost fainted in the toilet!
And Jiang Nan, who was wearing a gas mask, was also stunned!
'Damn!'
'What kind of twists and turns had they gone through?'
'Was that why they chose the sink?'
What happened next was very simple!
The train arrived at the next train stop!
The security guard takes Han Ze and the others away!
Even mbers of the blood alliance would not dare to openly oppose national power on the territory of China!
This was also the reason why Wei Changsheng had asked them to keep a low profile!
However, they never expected that they were not be detained for fighting!
The reason was...
They defecate anywhere in public!
Therefore!
Wei Changsheng, the Blood Alliance cadre brought 18 people to Sukaevka!
Originally, he was full of confidence and was determined to win!
Along the way, he was arrested because his little brother defecate all over the place!
Don't even think about coming out without half a month!
I'm afraid no one will believe it even if it is said, right?
As for himself, he was alone on the journey...
Wei Changsheng, "I'm f*cking confused right now!"
A commander without a soldier?
[From Wei Changsheng's Resentnt Points 1000!]
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