As expected of a gym bro, so tough!
But how could Castra let the gym bro make a coback?
Castra imdiately summoned his shovel that had just been repaired and whispered apologetically with his eyes down.
"Llyod, baby, please bear with , okay? just this one ti~ "
Then, the man muttered in a low voice,
"Activate Laxative Skill!"
BEEP. [Laxative Skill is activated.]
[Target: Fla Rat]
The fla rat who was trying to stand up from the sand suddenly felt a chill down its spine.
The shovel in Castra’s hand instantly shot out towards the rat and when the rat’s butt was still dangling in the air...the tip of the shovel thrust towards a certain hole.
"Eat this! Llyod ga Thrust!"
!!
"CHIAAAAA!!"
The rat shrieked, and the shovel just "pressed" a certain button in it.
Its stomach rumbled hard and the next second, an unbearable pain twisted its guts.
"Chii!!!"
The gym rat bro...unleashed his mighty food wastes from behind, flying all over the ground.
Blob. Blob. Blob.
A strong stretch imdiately spread from the rat to the nearest audience’s seats and the people there almost fainted with foams all over their mouths.
"Ahh! What the hell! The monster is sh*t*ng!!"
"Is this a new tactic? Blargh! I wanna vomit!"
While the audiences were in chaos, the Spirit World’s panel appeared in front of Castra with familiar words.
BEEP. [Detecting animal sh*t. The Absolute Scooper Skill is triggered.]
[PS: Clean so sh*t!]
The mont the passive skill was activated, with tears in his eyes, Castra and his shovel started to scoop the scattered poop on the ground.
Once he scooped the burning poop, the poop system’s notification sounded in Castra’s mind with a cheerful song echoing at the back.
DUNG! [You have obtained Muscle Head Fla Rat’s *beep* × 1]
DUNG! [You have obtained Muscle Head Fla Rat’s *beep* × 1]
[You have obtained Muscle Head Fla Rat’s *beep* × 10]
The new type of poop was swiftly stored in a glass case, proudly displayed at the poop museum, becoming Castra’s second collection.
While Castra was collecting the poop, the gym rat bro couldn’t bear the sudden diarrhea.
Its body weakened rapidly, and...
It fainted.
Seeing the huge rat monster’s head tilted listlessly on the sandy ground, the comntator finally coughed with a hint of sha as he announced,
—"The rat monster has fainted! K.O!!"
"So the winner of this match is— The Red Riding Hood and her spirits!!"
The Red Riding Hood girl who was just about to help Castra with her natal spirit was dumbfounded on the spot.
Huh? The match is ovel? That F-wank spiwit with silly skills actually won?
The summoner could see the summon spirit’s innate skill, so naturally, she knew how trashy Castra’s skills were.
But what’s with the punching skill?
Thele’s no such skill in this spiwit’s infolmation.
Is it a...hidden skill?
An F-wank spiwit actually had a hidden skill?
Right after the Red Riding Hood girl thought about this, Castra got a notification from the Spirit World.
BEEP. [You have gained 100 Fa Points.]
BEEP. [You have obtained 2 Faith Points.]
[F-rank to E-rank level up progress]
• 50/200 Fa Points
• 2/10 Faith Points
! Holy sh*t!
He had never gained so many points before!
The 50 fa points must be because he’s starting to gain fa from the audience and the faith points...
Is it from two F-rank summoners among the audience, or...
Did his E-rank summoner give him all her faith points?
If it’s the latter...
Castra imdiately turned around and strode towards the Red Riding Hood, intending to hit the iron when it’s hot— asking for a five-star review!
But then, the Red Riding Hood actually dropped a bomb.
"This is gwood! I thought you won’t be able to win against an E-wank monstel, but since you won...we can contwinue with the challenge!"
The summoner girl clenched her fists in excitent as she looked up at Castra.
"Hey, Poop Shoveling Officel. Hang on! Thele’s still anothel match!"
Coincidentally, the first comntator also announced the shocking news,
—"The Red Riding Hood has passed the first challenge "Human Vs Monster" and now, onto the next challenge— "
—"A leapfrog duel, fighting a D-rank summoner!!!"
Castra: (ʘᗩʘ’)
Wat da hell??
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