(Umaru Perspective) (Himouto! Umaru-chan)
We are now on a plane on our way to Germany.
Our group is made up of the mbers of the chat room and the cast of Infinite Stratos with the exception of the male protagonist Ichika Orimura.
Hiroki mocked the protagonist many tis by calling him a useless idiot, but this only increased Chifuyu's anger.
The attack plan was prepared by Chifuyu, Esdeath, i Xueyan, Hiroki, and .
Frankly, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Eto knows how to run an organization with terrorist tendencies, but her strategies are based on manipulating and confusing the enemy, so she is not suited to lead an attack against mindless monsters.
daka is very intelligent and has abnormal charisma that helps people want to follow her, but she is too idealistic and kind, she is incapable of making sacrifices so she is not suitable to be a general.
Kiss-Shot has no experience commanding groups as he is a loner.
Mirko knows how to work in a team and coordinate with others when fighting, but she is not good as a leader as she is too impulsive.
Hiroki is a fanfic protagonist so he's obviously very smart, though it is just plot convenience.
In fact, that idiot is using tactics from strategy gas like X-COM and Age of Empires.
The truth is that I have never considered myself to be intelligent since my brother always manages to humiliate in board gas, but I have a lot of experience in tower defense, territory conquest, and military strategy video gas. I have even won a few tournants online.
I'm not going to let the waifus have admiration for Hiroki's intellect, so I showed that that idiot is just plagiarizing video ga strategies.
I identified all the flaws in his plans and mocked his stupidity in thinking that everything will go according to his plans, after all, a battlefield is unpredictable.
Actually, I understand Hiroki's attitude, he has struggled to survive since he was reborn, but he's only fought brainless creatures, and the monsters we're facing seem to be rabid animals, but I have a feeling this is like the locust in Gears of War. Monsters that look like idiots, but at the critical mont they will show a strategy that will put us in danger.
My whole life I have been in the care of a paranoid madman who sees the world as a death trap, so I try to be pessimistic and anticipate any possible danger.
I'm not smart, but I want to help my new friends and by the way, I want to humiliate the stupid fanfic protagonist...
At least that was my initial idea, but Esdeath recognized my talent in developing military tactics, she said that with enough battlefield experience, I could beco a decent general.
It makes happy to receive recognition from my waifu, but I'm scared of pain and blood, so no thanks.
Even though I really don't want to go to the battlefield, I was insistent on accompanying the attack squad.
Several days ago, Tabane made a custom IS since we beca good friends.
I wanted the robotic suit because I love futuristic weapons, but I don't want to be a warrior or a soldier. Violence in real life scares .
Despite my fear, I insisted on going with the waifus and showed my combat outfit so they would let accompany them.
Mirko and daka were very worried.
daka treats like her little sister whom she wants to protect.
Mirko treats like a defenseless child who needs to be protected.
They are both correct, I am completely useless on the battlefield and I don't want to be a burden, but I need to go with them to protect them.
I don't know why Paranoia-chan insists that I have to accompany the waifus, but I trust my friend.
In the end, my insistence allowed to accompany my friends into the black mist.
Esdeath, Eto, and Kiss-Shot agreed with my participation since they say that a person must beco strong on their own rit, and if I die it's because I was weak.
Hiroki sneered that I'll just be a nuisance, but strangely, he doesn't seem to want to die.
Maybe that idiot considers a mber of his harem despite my obvious displays of disgust. Idiots who only think with their dicks are so disgusting...
i Xueyan privately talked to and told that if the situation turned dangerous, I should escape while she will protect my back.
She's the only one who believes that Paranoia-chan is real, she also heard about how dangerous the location we're going to is.
Hiroki is a fanfic protagonist so everything will work out for him, it's impossible for him to make a mistake since the plot protects him, but I can't help but feel anguished.
I tried to talk to Paranoia-chan to find out what we were about to face, but she said that she doesn't know exactly what we were about to face, she only knows that it will be a very good thing for .
It's very difficult to talk to Paranoia-chan since I can't understand most of the things she tries to tell . According to her, I am not able to assimilate the most important information since the human mind is not capable of understanding certain things, so my mind refuses to assimilate the information in order to protect my sanity.
That sounds like sothing from Bloodborne...
Despite the communication problems, Paranoia-chan has told so things about my brother, for example, he has a harem with extrely dangerous won that could cause the end of the world, he is associated with an organization with influence in an innurable number of worlds, and what caught my attention the most is that he has daughters…
I'm an aunt!
I'm upset that my stupid brother didn't tell sothing so important, but at least now I know his body isn't dying anymore. I can finally stop having nightmares about him dying.
I want to et my nieces, I hope they are adorable girls to play with, that would be cute…
Paranoia-chan tried to explain my brother's strength, but I couldn't understand what she said, I only understood that my brother is so strong that he could beat up all the chat room mbers.
Paranoia-chan also ntioned that my brother is able to travel between ani dinsions, so he's coming to see after fixing so problems I couldn't understand.
I am very scared, he will punish for leaving the house and running toward danger…
But I'm happy to know that he cares about , I always thought that he would try to get rid of at the first opportunity.
I cried a lot when I found out that my brother is not going to leave .
Despite my happiness, all this only raises a lot of doubts, but if I consider that my brother married one or more Lovecraft creatures, then they may be the cause of the mysteries surrounding my brother.
Regardless of the cause, my priority right now is to protect my friends.
My brother is already strong and can protect himself, so I don't need to worry about him, but… I don't know why… thinking about it makes my chest hurt…
My brother always takes care of and I have never been able to do anything for him. Now it seems that he is getting further and further away from .
Hiroki is right, I am a useless burden that only causes trouble for others...
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Do not worry, I'm fine.
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