Naruto: Dream to Immortality Chapter 129: Getting drunk is bad

Title: Getting drunk is bad...

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-Yami POV-

You know seeing Minato drunk like this is amusing to . He just keeps saying so dumb sh*t about his early life and that Inoichi's pubes are blond. The whole bar can hear him (because they are all Jounin level ninja) and I can't stop myself from laughing.

Then out of nowhere Minato asks. "Y -Yami *hiccup* tell the truth why didn't you get together with Kushina when you had the chance. *hiccup*"

Well obviously because she is too annoying, needlessly aggressive, she isn't wise and can't really hold a decent conversation, she is very nosy, she would also try to help other people without thinking of the consequences. So over all, the only thing she has going for her is her looks which isn't enough for there are way prettier won in the Naruto world and in no way am I settling down without 'trying' most of them.

Plus Kushina is an Alpha in a relationship it ans that she would try to wear the pants in our relationships. Minato is a beta, and could handle her. I wouldn't, we would have fights constantly about what we think is right and what we want, until one of us (most likely ) cheats on the other. I had experience with soone like this in my past life.

But even while I think all of these negative opinions about Kushina, I keep a calm face and just shrug. "h we weren't really compatible with each other. You and her are a perfect couple, like you were made for each other. But and Kushina at best we would be friends, anything further and our relationship would start crumbling. I saw how she looked at , but that was just a crush on , born from her need to be acknowledged and I did so it was nothing special anyone else could have been that silly crush of hers."

Minato looked at , then suddenly tears appeared in his eyes and as he tried to hug . "Yami you are such a good friend!!"

As he cos to hug , I lean back on the chair to get out of his reach. "Stop!! You are drunk Minato. This is not Jonin behaviour."

"You are not Jonin behaviour!" Said Minato.

*sigh*... he is really drunk.

I just casually dodged all of his attempts to try and grab into a hug. Then as his body goes over the table. I have a clear shot at his stomach.

And I punch him in the stomach, while sending so of my chakra in his body. Minato just looked around confused. "That was a weak punch."

As soon as he said that... I can see Minato's eyes widen in pain as smoke cos from his ears and mouth. But as a Jounin and S rank ninja his pain tolerance is beyond just amazing. He didn't even flinch and the only sign that he was in pain and was actually feeling a painful electric like shock inside his body was the widening of his eyes. I was using my chakra to forcefully flush the alcohol out of his system.

Then after ten seconds of Minato standing there frozen in place he suddenly blushed, sat down on the chair and his head hit the table. "Damn that was embarrassing!!"

"Yeah and it was uncomfortable as hell for too. Probably everyone in here will rember this for the rest of their lives and even if you do beco Hokage, they will always look and rember you as, that one drunk guy." I said to Minato with a nonchalant voice. They say that hitting a man when he is down is shaful to that is the best ti to hit anyone while they are down.

"*sigh* You are never going to let live this down are you..." Said Minato with a tired voice. As he looked in the eyes while his head was leaning on his arms, which were on the table.

I just smirked at that. "Never"

But I decided that this is enough fooling around and asked Minato. "So how is your relationship with Kushina you know you being insecure as hell about it makes worried."

Minato makes a weird face as if he ate a lemon. "C'mon now that was just talking while being drunk and Kushina are doing very good. But what about you Yami."

I imdiately noticed that he was trying to change the conversation damn I guess scheming against old foxes who are good at this type of stuff makes Minato's attempt at subtle manipulation seem bad but I he is still only 19 and not like only one year older than but technically I am already like 36 years old if I count my first life. Damn... I really am old

All of these thoughts were processed in a second by as I looked at Minto, I got so green tea that I ordered and took a sip. "What about ?."

"Well, are you really single or do you have a secret girlfriend already?" Asked Minato with a friendly smile on his face.

I just shrug at his question. "No not really, I am not dating anyone currently."

Plus I am the Inuzuka Clan head, so dating soone publicly isn't quite appropriate. After all, I plan for my marriage to give at least so benefits. Because if I want to just get my wick wet, I can seduce any girl and have my wish granted.

Minato smirked mischievously at this. "Well Kushina has a friend of hers, her na is Mikoto Uchiha. I think you should go at least on a date before going to war."

I think back on that na and scan through my mories about the na. She is Mikoto Uchiha of the Uchiha Clan Head's daughter. She is also a Jounin of Konoha and three years older than .

But any of that doesn't really matter. What really mattered is that she is also the mother of Sasuke and Itachi.

Hmmm I guess she is cute enough.

"Ok sure but when will and her et for our date." I asked Minato.

He seems to think a little and says. "How about you go on the date today."

That surprised a little...

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A/N: It's just a date, Yami is not going to marry her or anything like that. It's not that big of a deal.???

P.S: and my ex (one of them) just had a date... it was nice. Rekindled our passion... just went through four condoms in 2-3 hours... might start officially dating her again. Plus we et everyday now since the gyms are opened again, and I have started to go to the gym where she works.?

Soooo long story short that us the reason why today's chapter was late....