"I am a Bijuu, I am the best. If you ss with , I will kill you. I love my cows, but pigs are stinky. But Shiro likes their taste so I feed them to make them Chonky. La Lalala Laaaa..." Saiken was singing so ssed up songs. But his cute voice gave the illusion that it was sothing positive. He was on his farm, milking the cows.
"Hehe, today I will make my newest creation. ICE CREAM!" He decided. He had the water release ability so it was easy for him to make ice.
The village was at relative peace. The stupid wars of n didn't have much effect on their lives.
Shiroken continued to visit the Ryuchi Cave and breath in Natural Energy, so he can continue to grow.
He still looked too young right now, along with his pretty face.
Shiroken wanted to build so muscles and look a little manlier. And the way Monari made him dress up didn't help either.
[A/N: Don't worry, he will stop looking so girly soon. Though he will keep long hair, just like in the cover.]
"Shiro, co here." The White Snake Sage called Shiroken as he was heading out to return to the village.
He had struck up a very good friendship with all the snakes here. Although he had to first defeat them all. All except White Snake Sage. She refused to fight, stating that she's lazy. But Shiroken doubted that she was unsure if she'd win.
He went to her, "What's the matter, Aunty Snake?"
"Hey, I told you not to call that. Call Snake Sage. Seriously, I'm not even a human." She complained.
"Neither am I," Shiroken replied cheekily.
After a few seconds of awkward silence, she spoke, "*cough* Yes, I called you because I have an offer. You have been learning how to use Natural energy from for the past few years. Although you are made of it, I taught you how to use it properly. Sothing those tailed beasts couldn't."
This was true. Shiroken was physically very strong, but he had no understanding of how to use his natural energy. The tailed beasts couldn't help him as to them it ca naturally. But Snake Sage had years of experience in teaching people how to channel natural energy.
Now, Shiroken was able to learn everything from the tailed beast. And as he was fully made of Natural Energy, he had no specific affinity. In other words, he had all affinities. He could produce any kind of elent. It confused everyone how he was able to do it though.
"And? What do you want?" Shiroken asked her.
"I got a sword. I had sealed a snake in it. He was very troubleso and used to be not serious about anything. I want you to ta him, as he doesn't even listen to . I think only you can do it." She asked him. Her reasoning was that Shiroken should be able to scare that snake away with so many tailed beasts around.
"Is that it? Give it to . I will try to make friends with him," he agreed.
Snake Sage threw a sheathed sword at Shiroken. "Be warned, Shiroken. He may be harmless to you, but his voice can be heard around. And his language is not very... Decent."
"Why isn't he speaking right now?" Shiroken inquired while looking at the sword. It had a snake-like pattern around its hilt.
"Boy, I'm assessing you to see if you're even worthy of touching this mighty Snake. Hissss..." A voice imdiately ca from the sword. It sounded mature and deep, with a hint of cockiness.
"What is your na?" Shiroken kindly asked. He was a well-mannered kid after all.
"Huh, this snake does not deem you worthy of knowing my na." The sword voiced.
Shiroken confusedly scratched his head.
"Just na him whatever you want. He's worthless anyway." Snake Sage suggested.
"Hmm, then... What should I na it? How about Chunchunmaru?" He thought.
Snake Sage shrugged, "Whatever you want. I'd even call it Chinchin if needed."
"Hehehe... that's bad. I can't na my sword penis." Shiroken embarrassingly laughed.
All the while the sword was getting hot in anger, "YOU OLD HAG! AND YOU STUPID BRAT. Both of you suck at naming."
Shiroken calmly put the sword on the ground. "Then I don't need you. I'm sure Gyuki can make a new and better sword."
Snake Sage sighed, "Ah... so I guess I will have to lt this sword and kill the snake with it. Too bad I expected him to change."
Imdiately the snake in the sword cald down. He needed to get out of this cave, which was the only way to get away from death.
"Ahaha... I was just kidding. What a cute child you are, boy. My na is Tenken." The sword introduced itself.
"Pfft... Heavenly Punishnt? Isn't this na a waste on you? Can you even cut a leaf?" Snake Sage mocked him. But he sucked it all up silently.
Shiroken was happy, "That's so cool. My na is Shiroken. Our nas rhy with each other. Shiroken and Tenken. Let's go. I will show you to my friends. Son Goku will like you, I assure you."
"Bye-bye, Snake aunty." He waved his hand and left the cave.
Snake Sage just sighed, not even bothering to correct him anymore.
...
Shiroken ran at full speed across the jungle, jumping from one tree to another. He was so fast that there wasn't even a blur. Only Monari was able to track him vaguely with her Sharingan. Other than that, he was a very fast boy.
"HAHAHA... FREEDOM! YEAH BOY!" The sword was constantly laughing since they ca out of the cave.
"Boy, I have decided to take you under my wing now. As long as you listen to you can get my powers. Yes, I can make you very strong." The sword tried to woo Shiroken.
Shiroken suddenly stopped, "Ha? Why would I follow you? You are just a sword."
"I am a very powerful sword. I am the great Heavenly Punishnt Snake..."
All of a sudden Shiroken just put the sword on the ground and walked a few steps further.
"If you are so strong then co to by walking," he demanded.
(=_=")
There was a mont of silence, as the jungle breeze flew between them and so crows in the sky were cawing as if mocking the stupidity that was being shown here. The sound of leaves was there to remind ti was still moving. Despite the lack of words, the ssage was clear that Tenken had ssed up.
After waiting for a few minutes, Shiroken again picked it up, "See, you are nothing without . Also, don't you know ?"
"Who are you then? I only saw you today. That old hag had locked in her treasure chest all this ti." He asked back.
"Umm, I am the lord of Dama village," Shiroken said and again started running.
"Huh, what Dama village? Haven't heard of it before. And what is this weird na, Dama..." Once again, the poison tongue of Tenken lashed out.
But it was bad luck for him. Because when he made this comnt, Shiroken had just arrived at the village.
"Hmm? WHO DARES TO MOCK OUR LAST NA?" All the tailed beasts ragefully asked and gathered.
The sword all of a sudden started to shiver and sweat. It was unknown how this phenonon was even possible. The thick aura of all the tailed beasts combined was enough to scare anybody, what was a sealed snake in front of that.
Shiroken happily showed them the sword, "Kurama, look. Aunty Snake gave this sword. She said she had sealed a naughty snake in it. I need to ta it so that I can use it on my enemies."
Kurama with interest looked at the sword that Shiroken had just placed on the ground for all to admire.
"Ho? Is that so? So this sword is so big shot? So powerful artefact? It looks weak to ...*SCRATCH*" Kurama slowly rubbed his claw on the sword.
"AAAA! Don't violate . I am ready to do whatever you want, O mighty fox." Tenken started cowering in fear.
"Wasn't it you who said Dama is a bad na?" Kurama asked monotonously.
The sword shivered, "No, no, Dama is the greatest na on the entire earth and heavens. Haha... Dama is the best. My na is the worst. Yes, call whatever you want... ChunChunmaru, Chinchin, anything will do... I am a good snake, kind big fox."
Shiroken seed disappointed, "HEY! Why are you being such a wuss? Be strong, or I won't take you with . I don't want to be made fun of because of a scared sword,"
"BOY! What are you doing? Quickly bow down to these mighty beings." Tenken shouted at Shiroken.
*SCRATCH*
"AAAAAA... don't kill . I'm just a little harmless snake."
Kurama scoffed, "Shiroken is our boy. We have nurtured him since he was a baby. You dare to disrespect him?"
~THAT KID! He didn't tell . He's doing it on purpose, right?~
"Hehe... I did not know, master. I swear on my dear slimy snake life. Master... no... You are a lord. Lord Shiroken... please forgive this humble servant."
~Save my life, please~
If Tenken had a body, he would probably be prostrating right now. But, Shiroken was a kind boy and Tenken hadn't even done anything. He was just a loudmouth.
"Okay, but don't talk bad about people of this village ever. They are my dear family. Or I will leave you back at the cave." Shiroken warned him.
"Yes, yes... as Lord Shiroken says.... hurray... praise the Lord. You're the best." Tenken could only lick Shiroken's feet to save himself, as the tailed beasts were glaring at him.
Gyuki then nodded, "Good, Shiro. You should start practising sword fighting now. Monari should be able to help. Rember, as much as your chakra training is important, your jutsu and physical training are just as important. Because soone without too much chakra and a lot of experience can still win over soone with no experience and too much Chakra."
"I understand, Gyuki. I will start right now. Let's go, Tenken, we will practice." He took the sword with him.
...
"Will it be safe?" Saiken worriedly asked. He didn't trust snakes much.
Kurama nodded, "I checked the seal over it. It's unbreakable by any normal ans. And the snake sealed isn't that powerful either... at least not by Shiro's standards."
"Pheww... So there's no need to worry now... I'm off to my farm then." Saiken left.
"And I'm off to patrol from the sky," Choi flew away.
One by one, each tailed beast left to do their assigned job.
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