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"Hahaha, you’re killing , bro. Why don’t you just dance along? Maybe they’ll realize the misunderstanding."

"Realize what? Realize it’s not epilepsy but madness?"

"GEH GEH GEH GEH GEH GEH~ I’m dying of laughter. I can’t, I’ve beco the focus of the subway; you guys are really sothing else."

Wang Yu, who had been sowhat downcast, couldn’t help but cheer up when he saw the hilariously an comnts from the netizens.

But he had to stop looking; that song was too brainwashing. He urgently needed to shift his focus, or else he might start shaking again and the people nearby would explode. Thinking this, Wang Yu continued to scroll.

Not long after, he stumbled upon a video of a naive-looking girl dancing. The first comnt read, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky."

Wang Yu’s hands moved faster than his brain. Without even thinking, he imdiately responded with, "Let keep you here with my heart~"

Just after sending it, another user added, "Stay!"

That completely broke his composure. He clutched a subway hand strap, laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe, going "GEH GEH GEH."

However, what was even funnier was that the uploader of the dancing video, true to her naive nature, actually thought the netizens were complinting her.

She replied to that comnt with, "Thank you for liking it, finger heart~"

This completely shattered the composure of the netizens who knew the truth. Who knows who started it, but a neat row of "Hahaha" comnts instantly appeared below.

If he hadn’t been on the subway, Wang Yu would have definitely been rolling on the floor laughing.

He felt he had to say sothing at this point. So, Wang Yu jumped on the bandwagon with a "Hahaha," then found the user who had replied to his initial comnt and responded, "A kindred spirit, bro!"

The other person was still online and quickly replied, "Big Head Li really does so damage."

"PFFT~ HAHAHAHA!"

This ti, he truly couldn’t hold it in and burst out laughing. Realizing the strange looks around him, he quickly blushed and shut his mouth.

But he still muttered under his breath, "Big Head Li really does so damage," wondering if anyone had heard him.

What happened with Wang Yu was not an isolated incident. Big Head Li’s over four million followers weren’t just for show; his reach was quite extensive.

It’s unclear where it began, but suddenly, it seed to beco a trend.

Random phrases started popping up in the comnt sections of various online videos.

"The vast horizon is my love~"

The key thing was, others knew how to continue the lyrics, like a secret code, leaving everyone else baffled.

Many uninford netizens started asking everywhere what it ant.

Netizens are always on the front lines of chasing gossip; encountering a they didn’t understand ant falling behind, right? They definitely had to figure it out imdiately.

When soone asked, enthusiastic netizens would naturally point them in the right direction.

Soon, a small blue search bar appeared at the top of many short videos.

"Everyone is searching for ’Stay!’ HAHAHA, it’s killing ."

"The little blue bar on my last video was ’Big Head Li really does so damage,’ HAHAHA, I’m dying of laughter!"

"I also saw one for ’Brainwashing Square Dance Anthem.’ Seriously, a freaking square dance anthem, of all things."

And so, thanks to the netizens’ efforts, the inexplicable search term ’Big Head Li really does so damage’ actually made it to the trending list.

Many uninford netizens clicked on it, and when they ca out, they all had constipated expressions.

They were just curious to see why people were saying ’Big Head Li really does so damage.’ How exactly was he doing damage?

But after watching, their minds were completely filled with ’Stay!’

"Dun dun dun dun dun, the most beautiful cloud!"

"Dun dun dun dun dun, and stay~"

"Stay!"

"HOLY CRAP!~?"

A certain netizen was happily scrolling through videos in bed, humming cheerfully, when they inexplicably started humming a song, their feet even tapping a few tis in the air.

After humming, this netizen was startled and sat bolt upright, dazedly trying to recall what had just happened.

The mont they tried to rember, a strange lody imdiately echoed in their mind.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky..."

"HOLY CRAP! Is this song poisonous?!"

"Big Head Li, you’re such a terrible influence! AHHHHH~~~"

This netizen, looking annoyed yet resolute, opened the search bar, found Big Head Li’s account, and vented their grievances in the comnt section of that video.

However, when they exited, the lody in their mind didn’t stop with the video.

Instead, they found themselves continuing it.

Hey, what the actual F... What kind of song is this? How can it be so potent? Who would believe it? They still didn’t even know the na of the song, yet they could sohow sing along. How bizarre! They just couldn’t believe this sorcery.

They clicked on the search bar again, wanting to use the lyrics to find out what the heck this song was and which genius sang it.

The mont they typed the two words "I am," they didn’t even need to type the rest; a whole line of lyrics popped up automatically.

No need to even think about it; soone had definitely fallen into this pit before them.

And based on this lyric search term, they were naturally led to Phoenix Legend’s account.

The strange thing was, there was only one video under the entire account.

After clicking on it, that weird and awkward interview imdiately popped up.

Of the curious netizens who ca to check it out, so frowned and left, skeptically searching again, while others, of course, stayed.

"Ma’am, may I interview you?"

"Ma’am, can you dance it again?"

"Ma’am, this song of yours is no good~"

After the classic three-part barrage, a familiar lody abruptly started playing.

"HOLY CRAP! So that’s the root of it, huh?"

"@Big Head Li, I found the culprit for you, no need to thank !"

"Bros, co quick! The original culprit has appeared, and it’s a girl!"

"You are the cloud at my horizon..."

"The most beautiful cloud~"

"HAHAHA~ HIC!~"

"A bunch of morons. What kind of taste is this? You call this a song?"

"I don’t know if it’s a song or not, but I’m grabbing it. How can I not make so content with such brainwashing music!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve bookmarked it too. I’m gonna go make a video right now."

"Seriously bro, how old are you? Why are you like my mom? She just posted three creations using this song. My brain’s about to explode from listening to it. Bro, why are you adding fuel to the fire?"

"Bros, look at this @Flowers are in full bloom. This auntie has already posted thirteen videos with this song. Now that’s true love! Dying of laughter!"

So people liked it, so were just having fun with it, and so despised it.

But regardless, the spread like a rocket across the entire short-form video sphere that night.

Open any comnt section, and the most common thing you’d see was a lyric-matching ga.

Often, one netizen would start it off, and soon others would follow with the next lines of the lyrics.

But at this mont, the netizens were just playing around with the , completely unaware that an extraordinary disaster that would sweep the entire nation was about to begin.

"You awe da pwettiest cwoud at my howizon, wet use my hawt to keep you hewe~"

"Youyou, what are you singing?"

"Thinging dith~ keepy hewe!"

"What song is that? Let Mommy see~"

"’You are the most beautiful cloud at my horizon, let use my heart to keep you here~ Keep you here!’"

"Youyou, it’s ’keep you hewe’~"

"It’th ’keepy hewe’~"

Netizens, children, young won, young wives, elderly n, and elderly won—all sorts of people—stumbled upon seemingly unrelated yet interconnected videos throughout that night.

And without exception, the background music for all these videos was "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style."

Many netizens, after watching, would just give a slight smile, shake their heads speechlessly, and think to themselves, Another has popped up. Wonder how long this one will last?

Just like that, the night passed in a flash. By the next day, the was still brewing, though not as intensely as the previous night.

It almost seed as if it had been forgotten after just one night.

「Until night fell...」

"You are the most beautiful cloud at my horizon!"

"Let use my heart to keep you here~"

"Stay!"

The familiar lody, the familiar lyrics—they just appeared in their ears without any warning.

"HOLY CRAP?! Has Big Head Li risen from the dead?"

Huh? Am I hearing things? Is this song really that potent? It’s been a whole day; how is it still stuck in my head?

Many people, completely baffled, began to suspect their ears were playing tricks on them.

Until, half apprehensive and half doubtful, they opened their windows and heard the familiar rhythm and song drifting up from the public square downstairs. The netizens collectively broke down.

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