1. The Picnic Was Supposed to Be Normal
It was Lilith’s idea.
"Let’s do sothing normal," she said.
"Like humans. A peaceful picnic. No explosions."
Sowhere in the background, Chainsaw-chan revved threateningly. Sayuri threw a dagger at a waterlon. Ayaka summoned a mini sun just to toast the sandwiches. Arisu stared into a pocket watch like she was expecting the tiline to betray her again.
So, naturally, I said:
"What could go wrong?"
Which is the exact sentence that should be banned from every fictional universe with magic, girls who can crush buildings with emotions, and demon portals disguised as public restrooms.
2. Roll Call: The Chaos Crew Arrives
We went to Starfall Hill, the most Instagrammable picnic spot in all of Neo-Tokyo. Bright green grass. Cherry blossoms. Floating koi fish. Only mildly haunted.
Ayaka arrived in a sundress with a blade hidden in her sandal.
Mirelle wore a sunhat that created passive snow around her (the sandwiches froze).
Lilith refused to take off her gothic black cloak. "The sun is suspicious."
Arisu brought five coolers and a ti-distortion blanket.
Sayuri climbed a tree and hasn’t co down since.
Chainsaw-chan brought the chainsaw. Again.
And ?
I brought napkins.
Useless. Imdiately blown away by a summoning breeze.
3. The Romantic Picnic Gas Begin
The girls (because why wouldn’t they?) decided on a series of competitive mini-gas.
Event 1: The Feed--Food Challenge
Each girl had to feed a bite of their handmade dish.
Ayaka: Flaming takoyaki. I cried fire tears.
Mirelle: Frozen love dumplings. I chipped a molar.
Lilith: "Blood pudding." It wasn’t actual blood, but the texture was suspicious.
Arisu: Ti-looped onigiri. I ate the sa bite three tis.
Chainsaw-chan: Raw at. Still moving.
Sayuri: Fed from the tree with a kunai. I caught it in my mouth. Barely.
Winner? . For surviving.
Event 2: Complint Kazuki Without Making It Weird
This failed imdiately.
Ayaka: "Your face doesn’t make want to destroy planets anymore."
Lilith: "You’re tolerable. Like a warm crypt."
Mirelle: "You’re the reason I believe in sumr again." (She actually blushed.)
Arisu: "You’re a constant in all my tilines. And... my variable."
Chainsaw-chan: "Your spine would make a great xylophone."
Sayuri: Just winked.
4. And Then the Portal Happened
It started when Chainsaw-chan tried to make "picnic punch" using a glowing red crystal, five gallons of demon blood, and a stolen thermos.
"It needs zest," she muttered. "And forbidden runes."
She poured it into a paper cup and handed it to .
I sipped.
The sky tore in half.
A swirling red-black HELL GATE opened above the tree. A thousand wailing voices scread the ancient incantation of "oops."
5. Picnic Turns to Boss Fight
From the portal erged:
A three-headed demon dog nad "Mr. Cuddles."
Five cursed mi spirits.
A floating ex-boyfriend of Lilith’s. (She instantly yeeted him back in.)
And worst of all... my middle school PE teacher, now a demon of sha.
The girls sprang into action.
Ayaka burned the grass and shouted "YOU SHALL NOT INTERRUPT MY SANDWICH TI!"
Mirelle flash-froze three mis and made a snowball cannon.
Lilith summoned shadow vines and tackled Mr. Cuddles into a vortex.
Sayuri ninja’d through everyone’s shadows. Casual.
Chainsaw-chan played the xylophone on soone’s ribcage. I think it was mine.
anwhile, Arisu looked worried.
"This isn’t from our tiline," she whispered.
"Then whose is it?" I asked.
Her gaze flicked toward .
"Yours."
6. Kazuki the Demon Summoner?!
As it turns out, the sip I took from Chainsaw-chan’s punch activated a latent blood contract buried deep in my soul.
Apparently, my biological mom was a half-demon, and the picnic grounds were a sealed inheritance site.
Because of course they were.
Suddenly, I had red eyes, glowing tattoos, and the ability to command... infernal ducks.
Literal ducks. Quacking. With horns.
"I have so many questions," I mumbled.
"Answer them later!" Ayaka shouted. "You’re the final boss now!"
7. The Girls vs.
That’s when it hit : this wasn’t a normal picnic.
This was a test.
From fate. From my demon bloodline. From the universe.
And the girls?
They weren’t just fighting a demon Kazuki.
They were fighting for .
Not to destroy. But to save.
They each stepped forward.
Mirelle: "You taught to laugh again."
Lilith: "You held my hand when I was afraid of mirrors."
Arisu: "You are my fixed point."
Ayaka: "...I’m gonna be real mad if you die now."
And Chainsaw-chan handed a glittery water bottle.
"Hydrate or die, idiot."
8. The Hug that Broke the Curse
I dropped the demonic paper cup.
The sky cleared.
The infernal ducks quacked in approval.
And all five girls?
They tackled hugged at once.
Cursed aura? Gone.
Hell gate? Closed.
Mirelle’s snowball cannon? Still firing randomly.
We laid there in the grass, arms tangled, hearts racing.
"I hate peaceful picnics," I muttered.
"Sa ti next week?" Ayaka smirked.
End of Chapter 31
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