Bulletin Board: Dungeon License Is Here! This Changes Everything!!
11: NONA
11th!
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12th!
13: NONA
13th... Wait, how long are we gonna keep doing this?
14: NONA
Who knows? But does this an dungeons are finally open to the public?
15: NONA
Not exactly. I heard holding the license makes you a quasi-governnt worker. So, it’s a bit different from being open to just anyone.
16: NONA
Seriously? Well, at least you can call yourself a civil servant. Good news for the unemployed, huh?
17: NONA
But the craziest part is there's no age restriction! Why is no one talking about that???
18: NONA
>17 You clearly didn’t check the official site. Only people with existing abilities have no age limit.
19: NONA
What site?
20: NONA
The national website, obviously! The Ministry of Special Dungeon Affairs already has it up, dummy!
21: NONA
Yep, no argunt there, dummy.
22: NONA
Well, there are already elentary school dungeon users, so...
23: NONA
What?! How does that even happen? Why are kids diving into dungeons? Or is it so adult-in-a-kid-body detective thing???
24: NONA
It’s because of the first wave. There was a shady trend of turning kids into dungeon users to protect them from monsters.
25: NONA
Yeah, but those kids ended up breaking classmates' arms at school, which beca a big issue.
26: NONA
Classic kids—no rcy.
27: NONA
But imagine the trauma for the kids, too.
28: NONA
No kidding... that actually happened?
29: NONA
Well, the Sado Island incident and criminal users got more dia attention, so it wasn’t widely reported.
30: NONA
So, what’s the minimum age for non-users?
31: NONA
>30 Look it up before posting. It’s 13.
32: NONA
Got it, thanks.
33: NONA
Still, 13 is too young. That’s middle school! Giving them a license to beco users is like handing them knives or guns.
34: NONA
But without a way to defend themselves, they’d just be dead weight if another Stampede happens.
35: NONA
Hmm, a tricky situation.
36: NONA
Especially since Country A loosened its gun laws. Considering global tensions, maybe the timing makes sense.
37: NONA
Yeah, if regulations were stricter, people would complain during a Stampede: "If only they had powers, they’d have survived!" But loosen them too late, and they’ll call it “child conscription!”
38: NONA
Wow, it’s more complicated than I thought.
39: NONA
As a 13-year-old myself, if I beco a dungeon user now, I’ll be unstoppable! Growth spurt and all! You old folks better step aside!
40: NONA
Sure, sure, good for you.
41: NONA
Well, even at 13, you’ll need money for the license and parental consent if under 18. So go convince your parents.
42: NONA
Plus, just having skills or boosted stats doesn’t an you can beat veterans.
43: NONA
>42 Oh, are you talking about that aikido girl video?
44: NONA
What’s that?
45: NONA
A video of two dungeon-using girls with [Martial Arts] skills getting effortlessly tossed around by an old man who’s likely just a regular person.
46: NONA
Are they even real dungeon users, though?
47: NONA
Yeah, you can tell from their movents compared to everyone else. But the old guy, even as a normal person, totally handles them with ease.
48: NONA
Veterans are insane...
49: NONA
Apparently, there’s a way to self-learn skills. If veterans beca dungeon users, they might max out [Aikido] imdiately.
50: NONA
Still, skills alone don’t bridge the experience gap.
51: NONA
Exactly. Even with a [Swordsmanship] skill, if your body and mind aren’t in sync, it’s pointless.
52: NONA
I heard you also need to channel magic to activate skills. So people have skills but can’t even use them.
53: NONA
Sounds fake. What’s your source?
54: NONA
>53 You’re so reactive. Go read the Ministry’s website and don’t co back.
55: NONA
I’m watching that aikido video now. It’s fascinating...
56: NONA
Yeah, and the girls are super cute, right?
57: NONA
Sure, but that’s not the point of the video!
58: NONA
Wait, it’s not a video to admire cute aikido girls?
59: NONA
Your eyes are blind. Or rather, your soul is clouded!
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