"India?" the chief was startled, "Where's India? Which city is that?"
"Isn't there an India in our world?" Chen Yu frowned.
"Never heard of it," the chief turned and instructed the officer next to him, "Go check it out, see what place this is."
"Yes," the subordinate nodded.
"Alright, stop checking, you won't find it. My mory's mixed up. It wasn't in India." Chen Yu leaned back, looked up at the ceiling of the reception room, and began to make up, "Um... let's start with the date. A few days ago, I was at a construction site, found a hole in a wall with a hundred dollars inside, and I crawled in to pick it up. Then I got stuck. Couldn't free myself. Then I heard a group of people coming from behind."
The officers: "..."
Chen Yu spread his hands, pointing at his belly, "And then this happened."
The middle-aged chief: "This plot of yours... how co it's exactly like those erotic gas."
"You play too!" Chen Yu exclaid, "Fellow fan! High five!"
"Bang!!"
"High five my ass!" the chief slamd the table and roared, "Are you trying to fool so ghost here? A few days ago? And now your belly is this big?!"
"Oh, I got it mixed up," Chen Yu corrected, "It was eight months ago, not a few days ago."
Hearing this, the middle-aged chief and the surrounding officers exchanged glances.
They all knew Chen Yu was talking nonsense.
An anxious policewoman started to say sothing but was stopped by the chief raising his hand, "Mrs. Chen, you continue."
"Okay," Chen Yu yawned, "At that ti, I didn't know how many people there were. Anyway, I passed out. When I woke up, I had amnesia, and then I found out I was pregnant. Damn it!"
The officers: "..."
Chen Yu: "That's it."
Being a Transcendent, he now faced ordinary people and couldn't even be bothered to put effort into lying.
Believe it or not.
If not, too bad.
He just ca in to get so money, and if there's any more dilly-dallying, he wouldn't bother.
"Mrs. Chen, is that all you're saying?" the middle-aged chief squinted.
"Yes," Chen Yu nodded, "Can I have my money now?"
"Sure," the chief stood up, ordered, "Proceed with the maternity compensation for Ms. Chen, and close the record here."
"Chief!" the policewoman exclaid, "She's obviously..."
"Shhh," the chief silenced her, waving his hand, "Just do it, go and handle it."
The policewoman looked puzzled but as a subordinate, had no choice but to comply.
"Ms. Chen Yu, the official maternity compensation is disbursed in two installnts," the middle-aged chief smiled at Chen Yu, "The first installnt can be sent to you right now. The second one requires you to undergo a comprehensive check-up the day after tomorrow before it can be deposited."
"Either way," Chen Yu was nonchalant.
All he needed now was so money for living.
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"Alright then, I'll be going now," the chief nodded and turned, leading several subordinates away.
After closing the door and walking about ten ters,
The chief imdiately ordered the subordinates, "The victim is uncooperative, organize surveillance on her, and report to at any ti."
"Yes!"
Inside the reception room.
With keen hearing, Chen Yu moved his ears but didn't care, boldly lifted his shirt, revealing his large belly, and jovially patted it, "Just give the money. Your boss has already spoken."
The policewoman pursed her lips, quietly altered sothing on the form, and spoke grudgingly, "Phone number."
"I don't have a phone."
"Then how do we transfer the money? And how do we contact you?"
"Just give so money first, and I'll buy a phone. Then I'll have a number."
"Without a phone number, we can't transfer money."
"I'm broke, how do I have a phone number?" Chen Yu gritted his teeth.
"Tell the number, and you'll have money, won't you?"
"I'm broke, how do I have a phone number?!"
"Tell the number, and you'll just have..."
"Are you fucking playing the bug card with ?" Chen Yu exploded.
"You... you, ma'am, what the hell is going on here!" the policewoman also erupted, "Not cooperating with work, ssing with the registration process! What are you trying to do!"
"Enough arguing." A veteran officer who had been standing in the corner of the reception room sighed, pulled out a wad of cash from his wallet, stepped forward, and handed it to Chen Yu, "Go buy one. Just pay back when you get the money."
"Look at him!" Chen Yu scoffed.
The policewoman: "..."
With the money, he left the reception room.
Chen Yu and the policewoman walked out of the police station under the gaze of many pregnant won in the lobby, heading to a nearby electronics store.
"Slap!"
Chen Yu slapped the money on the counter, and with a sweep of his hand, said, "Get a phone."
"Okay, ma'am," the sales clerk revealed a standardized smile, "Which model would you like?"
"Just any. And a SIM card too."
"Alright. Ma'am, please present your citizen card, and I'll register you for network access right away."
"I don't have a citizen ID," Chen Yu shrugged.
"Ah? Then... then we can't process this," the sales clerk was troubled. "Registration numbers need real na verification."
Hearing this, Chen Yu turned to the policewoman, "Get a citizen ID."
The policewoman said, "To replace or reissue a citizen ID, you need to provide a phone number for identity verification."
"Then get a phone number."
"Sorry, Miss, to register a phone number, you need to show your citizen ID."
Chen Yu: "..."
Chen Yu roared, "Fuck! I don't need the damn money anymore! Piss off!!!"
...
Eventually.
To facilitate contact with Chen Yu.
The police station still went through a special channel and used a "new" birth certificate to process a "new" citizen ID for Chen Yu.
Chen Yu finally got the fifty thousand yuan.
The remaining fifty thousand, the police said they would distribute during a collective physical exam the day after tomorrow.
But he didn't care about that anymore.
He spat towards the police station and walked away directly.
Shortly after, three bicycle-riding police officers secretly followed him.
"Where to now?"
After walking a few hundred ters and stopping next to a crossroads, Chen Yu pretended not to notice the officers tailing him and looked up, pondering his next move.
This ti he had returned to the human race and chose Qingcheng because he wanted to find a comfortable city to lie low for a while.
While secretly observing the world's situation and finding a way to reintegrate into the human Transcendent world with this "new identity."
And then to find an opportunity to enter the "Human Ancestral Tomb."
Because he was now a B level.
To advance further, he could only copy the abilities of Transcendents who were A- or above.
At the Human Ancestral Tomb, there lay nearly twenty A-level ultimates...
It seed to be the easiest and fastest way for him to enhance his strength at the mont.
He was confident that once he ascended to "ultimate" status, he could wreak havoc completely with his combat power far exceeding others at the sa level!
'Besides that.'
'Those more than a hundred soul beads, I could also find ti to consu them.'
'Who knows, they might help breakthrough to A level…'
But as he thought about this, he also rembered the experience of consuming soul beads earlier on.
The "half real, half fake," "like a dream but not a dream" environnt still terrified him to this day, making his hairs stand on end.
Standing at the crossroads, he was silent for a while.
Chen Yu patted his protruding belly and decided to go back to his "residence" from the day before.
It was a dilapidated small flat in the depths of the Qingcheng Slums.
The walls of the house had mostly collapsed.
Only one corner was left, filled with clutter.
It was a place he had managed to snatch from a drifter after he arrived in Qingcheng the previous night.
"Ho sweet ho."
Chen Yu smacked his lips, agilely jumped over the broken window fra, and entered the house, sitting down on a blanket that was clean to an incongruous degree.
He cautiously checked the "thermos" by his bedside.
At this sight, his pupils dilated!
His feces!
Had fernted!
The title changed to a brand new one—[Expired Feces]!
"Holy shit!"
Realizing this, Chen Yu excitedly hopped on the spot, quickly grabbed an old pot, set it over so broken furniture wood, and dumped everything from the "thermos" into it.
Start a fire!
Heat it up!
After three changes of title, nothing useful had turned up.
Chen Yu vaguely felt that this ti, it was ti to strike gold...
At the sa ti.
The four police officers who had followed him, crouched at the corner, utterly dumbfounded by the scene.
Officer A: "She... she turned out to be a vagabond matriarch."
Officer B: "I finally know the reason for her pregnancy."
Officer C: "Maybe everything she said in the station was true..."
Officer D: "Run! She's cooking shit!"
...
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