“I’m not a lolicon!” I cried as I created a light bulb, illuminating the room and showing Garnet lying there, and of course, she was naked.
“And I’m not a child, so what’s your point?” Garnet frowned.
“I an, the way you look…” I responded, sputtering slightly.
“Do you think all dwarf n are lolicons?”
“What? No!”
“But all dwarf won look like , so if dwarf n are into dwarf won, and anyone who is attracted to a dwarf woman is a lolicon, then isn’t that what you’re saying?”
“…”
“You humans have so strange hang-ups about stuff. If we’re not going to have sex, can you turn out the light?”
“Is casual sex a dwarf thing too?” I asked.
“What are you saying?”
“We’ve just ended up in the sa bed together twice now, and you seem to be very okay with having sex. Most girls would be resistant or shy.”
“Well… even if you say that I said it probably won’t fit…” She responded.
“Right, you ntioned that…”
“Well, I’m not saying we can’t try…”
“I’m not having sex with you.”
“Tsk… fine…” She shrugged. “You’re just a cute Hero around my age. If I’m going to lose it to soone, it might as well be you. That’s distinctly my opinion, not a dwarf thing.”
“Wait, you’re a virgin!”
“I know I‘m pretty easy going about this kind of stuff, but even my feelings get hurt when you say things like that.”
“Sorry, my bad.”
“It’s just, I’m already twenty-two, so I figured I might as well lose it. I always figured I’d lose it to so womanizer while I was drunk anyway.
“Now, I feel like I’m being insulted.”
She stuck her tongue out at but otherwise didn’t respond. With a sigh, I let the light snuff out. As soone who had slept with other won by my side for so ti now, it had only been the last month where I had slept alone. In other words, there was a bit of comfort sleeping next to a woman again.
Co that morning, the innkeeper gave a knowing look, and I gave him a mouthful for giving the drunk dwarf my keys. I guess he had thought he was doing a favor, so I made sure to set the record straight. I also made sure I did it in front of the barmaid to set the record straight. She was now giving the bartender a dirty look instead of while he helplessly apologized like he hadn’t done anything wrong. I guess when I said I wasn’t interested in the young barmaid or the older woman, he assud that I was interested in a loli. Seeing her drunk, he did the honorable thing and hooked us up.
To the barmaid, this probably felt like taking money right out of her pocket, so she ended up quite angry at him.
I walked out of the inn and saw Garnet walking down the street. I flagged her down.
“Are you ready to get going?”
“Huh? Where am I going?” Garnet asked curiously.
I blinked. “Um… we’re leaving the dungeon?”
She blinked. “I’m not leaving the village. This is my ho now.”
I had assud since we reconnected that she’d be joining on my campaign. She had other things on her mind.
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