Chapter 34 – Horse and Sandwich
"W-What is this?!"
Lia dropped her jaw. She was baffled, and I didn’t bla her. Anybody would have been confused if they hadn’t known their world was a ga.
"Qingfeng Dragon Horse."
"Jing-fem-what?"
I scratched my head. How should I explain this?
Originally, the ga had a fixed culture, naming so people and so countries with Latin words. Later, the developers added DLCs, including character-bound equipnt, weapons, and horses from other mythologies.
Since I didn’t want to waste ti explaining Chinese mythology and vocabulary, I changed its na to make it easier for Lia to rember.
"Let’s just call it Wind Dragon Horse. It could run on shallow water or still rivers for a few seconds. Well, it was a good warhorse."
"W-Wow."
Lia stepped closer to the horned horse. It turned toward her and lowered its head, allowing her to touch it.
I got envious. I wondered if a mob like would ever have a character-bound mount like this.
I glanced at Cow-Cow, who was still hiding in my shelter. This three-legged chicken? My mount? Impossible.
I watched Lia and the horse bond. A gooner-bait-lady and a giant horse combination. What a sight. I wondered how many R34 artists would salivate if they could see what I saw.
I had done my part. The rest was up to her to ta the horse. Maybe I could ask her to help carry so luggage.
I turned around, rested my head on a stone pillow, and fell asleep.
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I woke up to the laughter of Lenitia and Lia. Dawn was approaching, with the sky still dimly lit by the rising sun. As I opened my eyes and lifted my head to look at the source of the noise, I saw sothing ...distracting.
The two silicone won were playing in the stream, wearing nothing. The pony lay still in the shallow water, shaking its tail and head, allowing the won to use its back as a seat or a slider.
I snorted and turned away, sitting with my back facing the crowd. I rubbed my head and adjusted my bearing. The torture was waking up before sunrise, realizing there was no coffee anywhere.
Minding my own business, I tidied my belongings and prepared for the long journey ahead.
The ham and bacon should last us a few days. I hoped I could find so crates or vases to break along the way.
"Crow."
Getting called by Lia, I turned around.
"What...Oh, co on."
This woman was getting too cocky. She walked straight to wearing only underwear. I rolled my eyes and disciplined my gaze.
Lia faced and asked with a solemn expression.
"Who are you exactly? What was that token? How did the horse appear?"
"One question at a ti, lady." I sighed. "The wooden token ca from an abandoned mine. I sensed sothing was off, so I asked you to examine it. And then, boom, I do not know how the horse appeared out of nowhere. I am as clueless as you!"
Lia leaned even closer to my face.
"Are you sure you aren’t a sage in disguise?"
"A sage who didn’t know a musou manipulation thod or a cultivation thod? Please."
"...Right."
Lia sized up, but her gaze fixed on my groin. My eyes were above that, woman!
Her smile widened as she leaned closer to my ear. Then she whispered.
"Are you sure you are giving the horse?"
"You made it. It is yours."
"How much do you want?"
"Anything is fine, but don’t pay with your body."
Lia leaned back and gave a aningful look. I saw the corners of her mouth curve up.
"I wish more knights were like you."
"You said it before. Isn’t that your academy’s fault for raising horny idiots?"
"...True."
Lia turned around and walked away, swinging her hips. However, she kept glancing over her shoulder. When our eyes locked, she blushed and turned away.
I might have been a butt man, but silicone butts couldn’t seduce easily, woman!
With a snort, I spun around. I had to pack up and do sothing about the saddle and my belongings.
After a light breakfast, we tied the ore sack on "Gale," aka the Qingfeng Dragon Horse. I distributed the two swords and quivers full of arrows to the ladies while I carried the halberd. The girls, though, were adamant about discarding the hamrs and pickaxes, claiming they had no value.
I was sad. Those were fine rusty pickaxes and hamrs.
Fortunately, I still kept the dragon seal in my cloth pocket. Cow-Cow also squeezed inside, even though his fat ass needed to cut down so burgers.
After packing, Lia supported Lenitia to get on the horse. Then she turned to .
"Get up."
"Huh?"
I was taken aback. I thought I would walk while the ladies got the ride.
Lia grinned and pushed toward the horse. "Don’t be shy. We can ride together. Gale is big enough for all of us."
That sounded lewd and terrible. I glanced at the horse and noticed how it was showing its ugly teeth. It reminded of crazy horses I had seen on social dia.
On the horse, Lenitia moved forward and opened a space for to sit behind her.
Did that an I would get sandwiched between the fake-boob won? Brother, eww.
"Get up quickly."
At Lia’s insistence, I abandoned my dignity and ego. I jumped up and stepped on Lia’s supporting hands. After swinging my leg to the other side, I sat on horseback for the first ti in two lives.
Lia hopped on the back and sat behind . However, Lenitia held the reins as she sat in front.
Two masses were pressing against my back, I could feel them. I looked over my shoulder and noticed Lia’s red face, yet she pressed further.
"Move a little forward. I might fall off."
"..."
I moved up as instructed. Lenitia also adjusted her posture, and her soft back pushed .
I was really getting sandwiched.
But that wasn’t the end. Lia wrapped her arms around my waist, and her hands touched my stomach.
"Hey." I was losing patience.
Lia laughed. "I can’t help it. I need sothing to hold to keep my balance."
Patience, patience.
And thus, we departed despite our awkward riding positions.
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