In preparation for 'Guardians of the Galaxy', I occasionally went to Xandar to check the situation, and also began preparing for 'Captain Arica: The Winter Soldier'. While 'Guardians of the Galaxy' was one thing, 'The Winter Soldier' also had many problems. Because Natasha wasn't there to support Captain Arica.
This was one of the changes caused by my presence. In the original story, around this ti, Natasha was still with S.H.I.E.L.D., working under Director Fury. So during The Winter Soldier, she and Captain Arica worked together to purge Hydra from S.H.I.E.L.D.
'Sigh... This is insane. What should I do...'
If I just left it to Captain Arica, he wouldn't be able to do anything since he wasn't good with computers. But I couldn't send Natasha back into S.H.I.E.L.D. either. I was in a real dilemma.
While I was thinking about this and that, Deadpool suddenly burst through the door and held out a card.
"Jin, look, look!! I got my license!!"
"Oh~ Really?"
I checked the license Deadpool handed . It was real.
"You finally got it. How?"
"Honestly, it was close. After I sent that old maid examiner to heaven a few tis, she cut so slack."
"..."
I didn't want to know about that. Anyway, I went to the parking lot with Deadpool and gave him the promised Audi R8.
"Oh~ look at this finish! It's killer! Mmm~ new car sll~"
Deadpool was caressing the R8. It looked like he might do sothing strange to the car if I left him alone, so I asked him,
"Hey, are you any good with computers?"
"I can do basics, just enough to play so gas? Why?"
I explained the situation to Deadpool. Since he was from the future, I thought I might use him this ti.
"So that's the problem. But my face is known too. Won't Hydra know about ?"
"That's why I'm giving you this. Try it."
I took out a TS pill from my inventory and handed it to Deadpool.
"What's this?"
Without suspicion, Deadpool swallowed the pill. Suddenly, he transford into a beautiful blonde woman.
"Huh!!! What is this? I'm a woman? Where's my Johnson gone!!!???"
"It's a gender-change pill our company made. It's hard to make and very expensive."
I gave a vague explanation. Deadpool groped his new breasts and asked,
"Does it wear off?"
"Yeah, I have an antidote."
"Oh~ so that's it! I'll be right back."
"Hey! I'm not done talking!"
Deadpool quickly went into an empty room, locked the door, and didn't co out. Our house had excellent soundproofing, so I couldn't hear what he was doing inside. I could find out using my abilities, but I didn't want to.
Two days later, Deadpool finally ca out of the room.
"Phew~ the mysteries of the female body... I could probably write a paper now. I'm hungry, so let's eat first."
"..."
I was speechless, but I went to the dining room with him and explained the situation while we ate.
"So you want to join S.H.I.E.L.D. and help Captain Arica, like Natasha did?"
"Yes. I'll handle the computer issues. And when this is over, I'll get you that BMW i8 you wanted, plus a generous bonus."
"Great! I'll do it. Sounds fun?"
Deadpool accepted without a mont's hesitation.
"But you need so training first. Right now, you have no femininity."
"That's true. Honestly, I don't even know how to put on a bra."
"So for now, you'll stay at our house and get so training. Then we'll put you into S.H.I.E.L.D."
"Okay. I'll show you the femininity sleeping inside !"
Just then, the android Momo ca and said to ,
"Master, one of the rooms has been designated as un-cleanable. What should we do?"
I was horrified.
"Hey! What did you do in that room!?"
"Ahahaha, sorry. I might have gone a little overboard."
Deadpool answered sheepishly.
"Momo, seal that room for now."
"Understood, Master."
I gave Deadpool a different room and hired a tutor to teach him femininity starting the next day. She was a Japanese woman, an expert in this field, who had taught young girls in prominent families. Anyway, I had my secretaries buy the clothes and underwear Deadpool would need during his training. Of course, I also separately made a bulletproof suit, a vibranium katana, and a pistol.
"I'm not sure if entrusting this to Deadpool is the right thing to do..."
Honestly, I had thought about using an android for this, but they were still too robotic and would likely be discovered quickly. If I did it myself, I would be busy with 'Guardians of the Galaxy' and many other tasks. And Deadpool was the only one who knew about this. So I had no choice.
So I had a plan: I would give Deadpool lens-type caras and hacking devices that wouldn't be detected by tal detectors, and I would guide him. This might not stop Deadpool's impulsive actions, but I thought it could at least steer him in the right direction.
"I hope it works out..."
A few months passed like that. The room Deadpool had ssed up was cleaned up. The training was tough for the Japanese tutor at first, but it seed to be going well. In the anti, I hacked into S.H.I.E.L.D. to check on the progress of 'Project Insight'.
Project Insight was an ambitious S.H.I.E.L.D. plan to connect three next-generation Helicarriers to satellites, allowing them to use the super-precision turrets on the Helicarriers to eliminate terrorist threats early.
Just then, Director Fury called.
-Jin, I need to see you. Outside Washington, the address is...
"I'll co now."
It seed Director Fury had also begun to sniff out that sothing was wrong. I imdiately teleported to Washington, disguised myself, and t Fury in a quiet park.
"Sigh... Sothing is very wrong. Sotis orders I never gave are being carried out. At first, I thought it was a simple mistake, but it's happening repeatedly. I don't have concrete evidence yet, but my gut tells sothing is off. I was hoping you might know sothing. You seem to have access to almost all information on Earth."
"The only thing I can tell you is the mobile satellite launch vessel, the 'Lemurian Star'. That ship holds the truth."
"I see... I'm curious how you know about that ship, but I won't ask."
The mobile satellite launch vessel, 'Lemurian Star', was a S.H.I.E.L.D. ship that launched the satellites that would connect to the Helicarriers.
"I see. And I'll send you one support agent. Her face isn't known, and she's an expert in hacking and combat. Use her as you see fit."
Thinking it was the right ti, I tried to attach Deadpool to Director Fury. I was worried he might refuse, but Fury, given his situation, readily agreed.
"That's welco news. Trustworthy people are hard to co by these days. I'd like her to start as soon as possible."
So I parted ways with Fury and returned ho. I went to Deadpool, who was resting, and told him about my conversation with Fury.
"The ti has co."
"Okay, and here."
I handed Deadpool his new ID, weapons, suit, and clothes.
"It's black. I don't like it."
"It can't be helped. Red would make people think of you, wouldn't it?"
"I suppose so."
"And these are lenses and remote hacking devices for us to communicate. They won't be detected by tal detectors, so don't worry."
"Got it."
I handed over the lenses and hacking devices. Deadpool installed them in his eye and on his finger. Then he looked at the ID and complained to .
"Hey! What kind of na is 'Eleanor Camacho'? It's so old-lady. It sounds like crap a xican refugee would take a dump on!"
"That's the na of your daughter in another universe... 'crap'..."
Deadpool was silent for a mont, then, looking embarrassed, quietly said,
"...Upon second thought, it's a good na... It sounds a bit macho too..."
This guy was sothing else.
"A macho-slling crap... Anyway, I've already told Director Fury, so you can just start commuting to S.H.I.E.L.D. I've set up a new place for you in Washington."
"Okay."
"I'm warning you: don't ss this up by showing off!"
Deadpool suddenly acted cute.
"Oniichan, watashi dake shinjite! (Big brother, only trust !)"
"I told you, don't do that."
"Geez... I learned it from the Japanese teacher to use on you..."
And so, Eleanor (Deadpool) successfully joined S.H.I.E.L.D. The Japanese tutor who had taught Deadpool looked much thinner than when she first arrived; she must have been under a lot of ntal stress. I gave her a generous bonus and let her go, of course, asking her to keep quiet.
'I don't know if Deadpool will do well.'
I watched S.H.I.E.L.D.'s situation through the cara installed on Deadpool. Since Deadpool was quite beautiful, many n hit on him. I guided Deadpool each ti, and he rejected them all. Sotis they said his Japanese was cute. It was absurd. The funny thing was that Deadpool seed to enjoy the attention. He even acted cute.
-Wow~ that guy seems interested in . Look, he's giving coffee and donuts.
"I can't understand it either... Why you're so popular."
-Hoho! It's all because I have a bit of a pretty face.
"This is ridiculous..."
Days passed, and Deadpool beca the queen bee of S.H.I.E.L.D. It was incredibly absurd. Maybe a woman with Deadpool's erratic personality ca off as charming in a certain way.
Now Deadpool was going on missions with the agents. When he did, the male agents would flock to him, kindly explaining things, and even patting their chests, saying, 'Trust , I'll protect you.' Watching this made want to go there and tell them, 'That's a man!'
'Sigh... I don't care anymore. As long as the job gets done...'
Watching Deadpool's absurd antics, I ordered several BMW i8s as promised. I wanted to use them too. I had contacted the headquarters directly, so I believed they would be made carefully. I had invested a lot in BMW, after all.
The BMW i8 was a very unique car. Its stylish design and hybrid technology drew a lot of attention, but the exhaust note from its three-cylinder engine was lacking, so BMW opted to use speakers to output the exhaust sound instead of the actual engine. Perhaps due to high developnt costs, the initial price was around 200 million won (approx. $200,000), which drew a lot of criticism. The price eventually dropped to the 100 million won range, but it still couldn't avoid being discontinued. At the ti, it was so controversial that it was harshly labeled a "pretty piece of trash."
But as ti passed, the BMW i8 was re-evaluated. As hybrids and electric cars beca more common, using speakers to produce exhaust notes was no longer seen as strange. Its fuel efficiency was also surprisingly good, exceeding 20 km/l, and repair costs were low thanks to the three-cylinder engine. Low maintenance was a major advantage, and the electric motor compensated for its lack of power. It was a tragic masterpiece that was simply born in the wrong era.
Perhaps Deadpool, being from the future, knew this and wanted one. I also liked the design and was planning to buy one myself.
Anyway, a month after Deadpool started working at S.H.I.E.L.D., and after Captain Arica and Deadpool had beco acquainted and started working together often, we finally heard the news that the mobile satellite launch vessel, the 'Lemurian Star', had been hijacked by pirates. This was the beginning of 'Captain Arica: The Winter Soldier'.
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