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"I heard about this planet but have never been here before. Truly, what a colorful place."
Logan walked down the busy sidestreet with beautiful ashen-haired won in revealing clothes. Death didn't care about anyone's feelings. She did as she desired.
"It has changed a lot since the last ti I was here. This whole city was destroyed by Thanos, but it seems to have co out well." Logan was interested in looking around the city as well.
It was a much more pedestrian-friendly city now with high-quality public transport. The roads were not too wide because the traffic was not high, and major roads were strategically placed underground. In addition, there were subways strategically planned and expanded. Each subway also acted as the hub for buses, and the subways were directly connected with the airport.
The inspiration was taken from the Tokyo tro system that was connected with everything. So of the stations were borderline shopping malls even.
However, the people who used to be Taxi Drivers before now found no alternative jobs. So new jobs need to be made. So of these were trucking and manning the new subway stations and buses. Young drivers were taught other trades and made to switch jobs.
Besides this, the city was full of walkable neighborhoods, public parks, swimming pools, and other recreational facilities. The city was still going to be a steel city with ga skyscrapers, but that didn't an it couldn't be fun.
"What's that thing? A Hot Dog? I never understood why it's a hot dog when no dog is in it?" Death was interested in a food truck.
Logan grunted at her, yet another question he had no answer to. "Ugh... probably so dumb human. Wanna eat it?"
Death was a cosmic being and didn't need to eat food at any ti. So all this was new to her and very interesting. "Yes!"
So they walked to the truck and got themselves two hot dogs. But when Death opened the buns, she exclaid in shock. "Oh my, there is a dick in it, much smaller than yours, but still."
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"That's not a dick, Death. It's just at trimmings of chicken, beef, or pork in that shape. You eat it like this." Logan showed her how to eat it.
"Oh, just like eating a dick."
"All right, I'm never eating this again. Let's go; we're going to et an old kid I know. He's a supersoldier." Logan grabbed her hand and pulled her along, no longer tolerating her child-like enthusiasm for everything.
Death was not a person who goofs around most of the ti. It was just Logan's blessing to see this side of her.
...
Hector, anwhile, went to phisto's Realm to see what happened to it. It was called Hell, like many other death dinsions of the universe. This one, however, seed bigger.
"Red color, check. Screams of tortured souls, check. This is definitely hell, but nothing seems to have changed." He muttered as he walked towards the big castle in the distance.
The screams of agony were coming from there, but they were nothing compared to Omniversal Hell.
When he arrived inside the palace of phisto, he was greeted by a few traps ant to deter intruders. They all failed, simple to say. Eventually, he reached the throne room and took a seat.
"Hmm, no wonder phisto was an ass. One sitting on this hard, uncomfortable seat can be nothing but an ass." He comnted as he looked around the big hall.
"All souls, co before ." He being the Hell's Inquisitor, his authority superseded all demons, that also went for their realms.
Instantly the invisible chains broke open, and all the souls that had been tied inside the various chambers were let go. Then they all appeared before Hector in the hall.
All of them were translucent images of people, so were crying, and so looked hopeful. So had been tornted for thousands of years, and so were new.
"Cynthia von Doom, co forward." He commanded.
Soon a black-haired ghost-like figure walked forward and stopped. Thankfully the souls don't take damage, so she looked fine. But it was unknown if she was broken in so ways.
"Everyone else, you are released from the confines of this dinsion. You will be judged by the sins you committed as a living being and get either real hell or heaven. Bye." He let the souls go to this multiverse's hell.
"As for you, Cynthia von Doom. You are going back to your son. That's the only way to heal his galomaniac mind."
Cynthia von Doom was taken aback. She didn't even know what had happened to her torntor. "Where is phisto?"
"He's dead. I killed him. I am also a being who oversees a hell, but I am not your typical devil. I have a wife and a son, and I pray to god every night. I believe in justice and an eye for an eye. phisto was just a bitch, anwhile. Oh, you should already know , I think. I'm Hector King Washington, the Ex-President of the United States of Arica. I'm retired now, but I guess I can't ever retire from my cosmic duties."
Cynthia was a well-educated and powerful Witch. So she knew all about the little details of the universe, at least on the surface level. "You are a cosmic being?"
"Not just of this universe, but one step above the multiverse. I belong to the hell of the Omniverse. Sadly, there are two assholes who outrank , but I'm powerful. God can always snap out of existence, however. You should pray to him too." He suggested. It was always nice to bring in so new believers. But it was also useless since no matter which god the people of any universe pray to, their worship goes to the old man at the top.
"Which god?" She inquired.
Not that was a tricky question to answer. "Hmm, I just called him an old man. So call him Grandpa, so daddy, so Cu-nt, and so simply 'god'. Call him whatever you want, dear. Now let's not waste ti here and go, but let find the contract book of phisto first."
Soon he summoned the thick book and looked at the nas.
*Whistle*
"Damn, I guess the rumors were right. There are so many nas of current or past famous musicians here. Too many, actually. Well, let's free them later. Cynthia, let's go."
All it took was a snap of his finger to fix her soul and body with the help of soul stone and reality stone. They then teleported to the SHIELD prison, where Doom was kept for his tiout session.
He told Cynthia to stand behind him for a dramatic entrance. She was tiny as compared to the behemoth that Hector was.
He knocked on the glass door of Doom's cell and waved. "Boy, how's it going? You even got a nice television there and wifi. Just watch sothing on Netflix."
"Why have you co here, Mister President? I thought you'd have better things to do." Doom spoke in his usual royal voice. His mask was still there even though Hector had healed his face without telling him until now.
"Victor, believe it or not, we are very similar. We both feel the world can only improve if soone holds a bid stick and forces people to follow the rules. But you know, you went a bit more dictatorial route as you banned free speech. anwhile, look at . There are so many standup shows talking shit about . I even had a cody special on Netflix.
"I don't mind being made fun of because laughing is just amazing. It makes us humans. Then I rembered that you don't have your smile because you lost sothing. So I decided to bring back your smile."
He sidestepped and revealed the form of Cynthia, standing there with teary eyes. She had seen her son challenge phisto every single year for her safety and lose. It was painful.
"Victor!"
"Mother?" Victor was left speechless. This was the last thing he expected when he woke up today.
*RING RING*
Suddenly Hector's phone ran and destroyed the montum of the mother and son. Hector embarrassingly picked up the call.
"Yes, my superhot wife, what can I do for you?"
A chuckle ca from the other side first. "I found the lawyer you were looking for. He has won the most cases in the world, and all of them were done individually. His na is... Saul Goodman."
"Oh, I think I've heard that na before. Tell him to wait. I'll be there soon."
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