Before Project Rebirth's final part took place, Hector decided to take over a Hell Dinsion so he has a place to keep so stuff and also a place to live with no worry of soone interfering.
This was one aspect that Hector was utterly confident about. No dark/evil entity can stand against him, even if the Dormamu or the strongest Marvel Demon, Chthon, all would die in an instant by his hand.
In Hell, it was his job to exorcise demons, and during his long-long ti as Hell's Inquisitor, his exorcism magic had gotten full OP. Also, he was asked by Satan to exorcise a few of them and send them to hell.
"Hmm, which dinsion should I go to? I don't want to take over any major ones, just a small one will do. Hmmm..." He tried to think about which dinsion to take over.
Unable to decide as all of these realms would provide him with fun powers, he decided to make it random. "Moony, my son, co here. I want you to choose a na from this list. I know you can read, so close your eyes."
Moony, wagging his tail, jumped on the table of the president. The list had 10 nas, D'Spayre, N'astirh, Zarathos, Blackheart, Null, The Living Darkness, Dormammu, Shuma-Gorath, Chthon, phisto and The One Below All.
Hector personally wanted to go after phisto, as the man was just a demon but called himself Satan and made deals like a Satan. It was unacceptable, the puny demon was making a joke out of his friend, the real Satan.
But Moony randomly chose one, leaving the selection to fate. He sniffed the paper with closed eyes. "Woof" he finally put his paw on one na.
Hector ruffled Moony, "All right, let's see what na you choose."
Moony jumped onto Hector's lap to sit and looked at the page like a little kid.
"Ah... It's not phisto, but this is decent as well. Let's go and et this being." Hector stood up, with Moony still in his arms.
Now, to get into a hell dinsion, he needed the Godpad Pro. It was the only thing he could bring with him from real hell, as it was his personal property as Hell's Inquisitor.
He willed it and it appeared in his hand. The wallpaper was by default, the photos of a masked man, who was the Top Ruler of hell, sitting seductively in the lap of an old beardy man. It was heavily edited for sure.
He tapped on the search option. The loading screen appeared as it searched all the dinsions inside the Marvel Universe and made a list.
"Woof," Moony demanded to watch a dog video.
"Haha, fine, the search will take ti. Here, watch this clip of a dog trying to say I love you." He quickly played a clip.
Like a good boy, Moony happily watched from his lap. He was a big dog, but still didn't lose the habit of sitting on a lap.
"Wa Wuv Wooo..." Moony tried to imitate saying I love you.
"A.. I love you too, my son." He hugged the snowy gigantic husky.
*Beep Beep*
"Ah, the search is complete, let's go."
...
The process was simple, they just disappear and reappear in this dinsion. No, the Godpad wasn't a teleportation device, but instead an interdinsional travel helper.
As soon as they appeared in the new dinsion, they saw fire all around them. Of course, it didn't hurt, because it was made of darkness, sothing that didn't affect him, and by extent Moony.
"Argh... why can't these minor hell demons be a little innovative, every single one of their realms looks like this." He boredly yawned and moved forward toward the biggest mountain he could see. Most often demon castles are in such places. ~Too predictable~ he muttered.
However, as he walked toward there, he heard a lot of demonic screaming and the sound of a lot of hamrs pounding on stones. He headed there to have a look. A mont later, he froze in shock, "Are these... they do like them. DAMN! I nearly forgot! Zarathos fought the ancient Spirits of Vengeance and corrupted a number of their overseers once. This ans he has control over a few Ghost Riders."
Hector had co to this realm to kill Zarathos and take over the dinsion. Zarathose was a strong demon who wished to use the Spirits of Vengeance to dethrone phisto. But, phisto tricked Zarathos and defeated him. Later, on occasion, phisto would forcibly bond Zarathos to mortals as a mockery of the Spirit of Vengeance. On one such occasion, he bonded Zarathos to carnival stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze. But all this had not happened yet.
He felt bad for these Spirits of Vengeance, they were a team of benevolent beings who protected mankind during ancient tis. Although their origin was a mystery with a lot of unproven myths only.
~Fine, I will free them.~ he headed straight into Zarathos' castle.
"ZARATHOS, I've co to... kill you," Hector shouted, but there was no excitent or fear on the face as if he was in a park.
*RAAAA...* Demonic screams ca from the castle and its doors opened. Then ca a weirdly looking, but muscular, tight-clothed wrapped demon, it had a red skull for the head and was covered in blueish fire. He had a long blue cloak fluttering behind him as well.
"Who dares challenge the almighty Zarathos? Bow and kneel and I shall show rcy to your soul. But death is imminent." Zarathos proclaid with total confidence.
Oh, how wrong he was. Hector didn't even hear him, he was cleaning Moony's eyes, there was so dirt under there due to sleeping for too long. After he was done, he looked at the demon, "Ah, you said sothing? I am Hector King Washington, by the way. I'm also known as Hell's Inquisitor."
"What Inquisitor? I don't have any Inquisitors!" Zarathos said.
Hector sighed, "Funny of you to call this little backyard a Hell. You have no idea what the real hell is. But you sure will see it now."
"PUNY HUMAN!" Zarathos, in his burning anger, lunged at Hector with his fist out to punch him. Hector didn't even move and took the punch like a man, but it never reached.
Zarathos' fist just touched Hector's beard when his body all of a sudden froze in its place. It was not Hector's doing, instead Zarathos himself stopped. Then shocking Hector, the skull had started to sweat and the fire decreased.
Hector smiled, "Puny human?"
*THUD* Zarathos fell to his knees, "I didn't know it was a supre being, forgive this small one."
Hector didn't, he grabbed the Zarathos' skull like it was a basketball and lifted him up, "I'm going to need this realm, so I need to kill you."
Zarathos cried, "Fuck, how... NO! Argh... lord, I'll suck your cock if you want, I'll do anything, but please don't kill ."
Hector quickly threw him away, "What the... DISGUSTING! And why do you sound like you want to say yes?"
"I wouldn't mind carrying your mighty seeds."
Hector felt like a billion insects crawled under his skin, "NOO... Please... NO!... Argh... gods, what did I just hear, please wipe my mory... SATAN, my brother, do a favour."
But Hector only heard joyful laughter in his ear. Satan was having fun watching it seed. Hector, annoyed, kicked Zarathos away, "Get away or I will turn you into minced at, bitch."
"Please make ." Zarathos pleaded.
Hector asked, "What? Minced at?"
"Your bitch... UWU..." Zarathos blurted in the most shaful way.
"Pal, I may be a virgin but I'm not this desperate... go and stand in that corner, still and silent." He commanded, using his exorcism powers to instil fear. He then turned to Moony, who was howling in laughter, "Boy, you go and tap on his back, he will die."
"Awoooo... BOW!" Moony rejected by strongly shaking his head. ~Dad, he wants to be a bitch, what if he catches and...?~ was what the good boy argued with.
Hector grunted, "Fine, I will do it."
He walked to Zarathos and tapped his finger on his shoulder. This was enough to send a surge of his own powers into the demonic body. Hector's exorcism worked well by sending the demons to the real Omniversal hell to be deconstructed cell by cell, then remade into a servant demon.
As soon as Zarathos was killed, the air changed across the dinsion. It didn't beco like Earth, but the red, fiery and repulsive aura disappeared. Now, it was a neutral place. Just a bit red.
"We will later return to renovate the Palace. Let's head back now, I need to take that shot." Hector took out his Godpad again.
~Dad, taking drugs is bad.~ Moony barked.
"Hahaha... you're being too cheeky today, boy. Co," He picked the good boy up.
*BAM*
But, he was stopped from leaving. He turned around and noticed a crazy sight, all the Spirits of Vengeance that Zarathos had caught and corrupted, for so reason kneeled to him.
"You are all free now, go back to your realm." He ordered them.
"You... are the Supre Being... the Hell's Inquisitor, the ultimate punisher. You are a pathfinder for us." The spirits spoke in an airy whispering voice.
Hector and Moony looked at each other's faces. This was a surprise, to be sure. "So, all of you will follow my commands? Fight when I ask you to co and fight?"
"WE SHALL!" They all affird.
~This is amazing, they can be really helpful in my future wars. But, they can not exist in the mortal world in their spirit forms. So I needed to find bodies for them to possess. Thankfully, we're in the middle of a war, and getting a few dozen bodies should not be hard.~ he made plans for these Spirits.
"Then this is my first command, I shall find bodies for you all to possess. Until then, go and broom this palace, it will be my secret dwelling." He ordered, as absurd as it sounded, it saved him ti cleaning the place himself.
All the skeleton spirits nodded and headed into the castle. At the sa ti, Hector counted all of them. "One, Two, Three... Okay, there are 68 Spirits Of Vengeance,"
"Moony, let's go." He called the good boy. But, for so reason, unlike normal, Moony didn't co.
He turned around to look for him, and Lo and behold, "No! Moony, you're not supposed to chew these Spirits. They are not bones to eat."
"WOWWW!" Moony said they were tasty.
"Co on, I will get you other bones, leave this poor guy alone." He felt bad for the Spirit of Vengeance who was being chewed on by the large husky. Moony threw so tantrums, being true to his breed, then jumped into Hector's arms.
"Haha, you know what, this makes 69 Spirits of Vengeance, which is NICE!" He happily left the dinsion, which he had newly nad Funhouse.
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