anwhile, when night fell, another unexpected event happened to Fate as he was enjoying his al in the dining room of Shadow Spire Citadel.
Fate found it weird that Ruby seed to be missing again. She does not usually miss a al with him.
Fate saw that no guards were present again either.
*Sigh*
"This whole world really is out to get . This seems to be happening a lot lately, so I better find a more enjoyable way to eliminate my guests, isn’t that right?"
*Clap*
*Clap*
*Clap*
Then a mysterious voice in the shadows said,
"Well, it looks like you are not a complete waste of nobility after all. At least you can recognize the mont of your own death."
Fate nodded his head, waiting for the assassin to finish his monologuing.
It seed that the assassin was done then. So, with a smile, Fate got up from the table where he was enjoying so chicken and said to this cheap assassin,
"First, you interrupted my al. Second, you are a crappy assassin; at least the church sent more than ten people after yesterday. Third, you should really pay more attention to your surroundings in the next life."
Then Fate smiled as he pulled a cord that appeared next to him. It led up into the air, only to vanish as a mysterious sound was suddenly heard.
*Bong*
*Bong*
The assassin looked up above his head as a bell suddenly appeared.
He tried to move out of the way but found his feet glued to his current spot as if by magic.
Then the unnad assassin cried out in terror,
"No, please, have rcy, my lord!"
Followed by the loud bell hitting the ground.
*Splat*
Fate shook his head, then sat back down in amusent.
"What an amateur. He was even taller than my bell, so now I can only imagine that he does not have a good head on his shoulders anymore."
Fate laughed at his villainous comntary, then continued eating his chicken.
Ruby rejoined him several minutes later but did not even pay attention to the assassin that was "definitely" still alive and would get a fair trial.
Ruby threw a bag onto the table; it had what looked like bite marks on it.
Then, as she sat down, Ruby said,
"Look what I fished up from the moat a few monts ago. It looks like soone took the liberty of donating this spatial bag to you so that you can solve the issue of your overflowing treasury. This thing will store an obscene amount of money. I’ve begun selling off our excess gold crowns to the Kingdom of Westridge’s national bank for platinum crowns that we can put in here."
Fate frowned at this statent, then asked Ruby,
"But the treasury still has the sa amount of gold in it as before. So what gold did you sell to the Kingdom of Westridge?"
Ruby smiled nacingly and said,
"Ha ha! Fate, I never told them it was real gold they received."
Then both Fate and Ruby let out a joyous laugh together.
"Ha ha!" x2
The only thing Fate loves more than money is a MILF who can make money.
After a good laugh, Fate smiled at the idea of destabilizing the economy of an entire country. You may wonder what happened to his peaceful attitude towards others. First of all, that only applies to the poor and holess.
Since they are the number one source of revolts and revolutions, Fate felt that as long as his enemies can’t motivate the poor to revolt, his position is rock solid. As for this country, how many tis is he going to be okay with Nimrod Bloodsworn allowing soone to co after his life? Then that idiot sends only one loser assassin after him tonight—what a cheap bastard.
Looking at Ruby with a frown, Fate said,
"Ruby, don’t send anyone to trouble Nimrod. He is essential to my future plans. But that does not an we can’t extract so interest from him the next ti we see him."
Ruby suddenly had a bright idea after Fate said this. She said to Fate,
"Fate, does that an that I can extract so of his teeth?"
Fate was startled and imdiately said to Ruby,
"Ruby, you can’t say things like that. People have rights, and teeth don’t grow on trees. What if he makes compensate him?"
Ruby nodded at his argunt, then countered it, saying,
"He can’t demand compensation if he provoked you first. It’s against the school rules of Bloomspire Academy. Besides, The Church Of Divine Promises can easily heal a few dozen missing teeth."
Fate, relieved that he did not need to spend any money on anyone but himself and Ruby, sighed in relief, then he said to Ruby,
"Fine, go for the gold, and I an that literally. If he has any gold fillings, take those from him too."
Ruby smiled, then revealed a confidential piece of royal news about Nimrod Bloodsworn.
"Fate, you would be surprised to learn that most of Nimrod’s teeth are made from platinum. He has a bad habit of putting things in his mouth that he should not. So the church got tired of replacing his teeth and put in premium fake ones instead."
Fate felt very grossed out, then a thought suddenly struck him. Fate said to Ruby,
"I’m actually not surprised at all. Rember that she-beast of a maid that he sucks face with all the ti? Who knows what man-made plagues that mouth of Maria’s has created."
When Fate said this, both he and Ruby collectively shuddered together.
In the city of Valoria, in a certain inn room, a man looked at a flushed maid and asked a question.
"Maria, why did we stop?"
Maria looked around her for a mont, then responded to Dimwit, saying,
"I thought I sensed soone talking shit about . But it’s fine, I don’t sense anything anymore."
Then Maria and Dimwit went back to having fun.
A new day dawned in Valoria, and with it, a new cry of misery.
"WHAT DO YOU AN THEY FAILED?"
This wretched cry of misery belonged to Crown Prince Nimrod Bloodsworn.
Looking at Bruno as the fat rchant stood in front of him, Nimrod yelled at Bruno,
"Damn you, Bruno, you better find a way to fix this, or I will have you put on a diet. Which, for you, is a sentence worse than death."
Bruno began to sweat and stink as he got nervous.
Then Nimrod saw Maria return to his side. He could swear he heard the sound of gold coins moving around. But Nimrod did not think much about it. He is so screwed if he can’t get that spatial bag back.
He never actually thought that his perfect plan would fail. Nimrod even got an assassin from the Assassins Guild on a premium discount. The assassin assured him he was a one-man killing machine. Now Nimrod realized next ti he should use his two assassins for the price of one coupon.
The idea of dealing with Nyssara Darkmoon made him excited and terrified at the sa ti. That Dark Elf Queen is not known to show rcy to anyone who crosses her.
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