As Fate floated in his new indoor pool, he sipped on the lemonade in his hands.
*Sigh*
"The difficulties I must bear as the villain are beyond the understanding of most. I’ve had to sacrifice my air conditioning for a sexy female ice mage in skimpy clothing that blows cool air on while I stare at her voluptuous chest. The burdens I must bear in this world are truly beyond understanding."
When he was done with his lemonade, Fate looked at the bell sitting on his flotation device and grabbed it.
*Ring Ring*
After he rang his solid gold, jewelry-encrusted bell, he thought that he should sell this thing too. A normal gold bell would do just fine.
He might as well spend so money to develop a better way to call servants to his side. Fate was excited at this thought; he could do the invincible rope summoning technique.
A rope that follows you wherever you go, attached to a giant bell that seems to exist in so kind of alternate dinsion. It’s a classic rich snob trick.
With Fate’s cautious but extrely paranoid personality, it’s important to be able to summon Ruby at any ti in case soone needs a beating.
Fate is, unfortunately, a villain in Blissful Paradise, after all, even if he should have been killed already. But why not beco a villain that lets others beat his enemies for him? After all, this is how rich people like Fate fight.
When the bell was heard, Ruby appeared in his indoor pool room as if by magic.
When she arrived, Fate stared at Ruby in her tight and revealing maid outfit that showed off her long and lecherous thighs.
As if possessed by so otherworldly spirit, Fate grabbed the surprised Ruby and threw her into his pool.
Then Fate proceeded to introduce Ruby to the world of aquatic aerobics.
An essential skill that every villainous maid needs to know how to do.
When their little water war was over, Fate was laying on the side of his pool on a convenient beach chair, while Ruby fed him several pristine and tart green grapes.
"Ruby, the fruit is great, but you are even better. Thanks for the quick refresher on my swimming lessons."
Ruby smiled with a flushed look and said, "Fate, you are so naughty. I had no idea such activities could be carried out in that... what did you call it? A swimming pool."
Fate laughed and said, "Ruby, I consider myself a man of culture, so pleasing a woman cos naturally to . It’s too bad that most of the n around seem to be so hell-bent on causing problems. I don’t know what I could have done to make everyone so jealous of ."
Ruby rolled her eyes at this dubious statent. Everyone is jealous because Fate is surrounded by an army of voluptuous older won. Fate is the envy of every man in the world of Vale right now.
"Fate, I have no idea why everyone would be so jealous of you. But who cares? You’re the superior man at the end of the day while they are nothing."
Fate smiled, pleased with Ruby’s analysis of his greatness. Just because the whole world wants him dead does not an he can’t have fun in the world of Blissful Paradise.
As long as he maintains his extrely cautious and paranoid living habits. Chief among them: letting Ruby handle all of his problems and people who pose a threat to him.
With this in mind, Fate ate a few more grapes and then pulled Ruby down to sit on his lap.
"Oh my lord! Please take it easy. I’m still a bit sore from earlier."
"Ruby, don’t be silly. I’m being serious now. When those nobles co to the eting of lords in a few months’ ti, I want to try and make peace with them. I’m sure that I can convince them to switch their support from Samuel Bloodsworn back to ."
When Ruby heard Fate’s words, every other word she heard was "assassinate," followed by "them all." It was repeated in her mind many tis.
Ruby smiled at her lord’s fabulous idea. Her master Fate was already aware of her plans and was giving her the go-ahead.
"Fate, you are right. I’m sure that when those nobles co, they will leave you in peace." Or pieces was the part of this sentence Ruby left out.
Fate felt that Ruby’s words were quite vague but wisely chose to ignore this feeling.
"Ruby, I’m glad you agree with my plan. It will be an event to rember."
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