Day 68 Nightti, Souvenir Store, Fake Dungeon, The Neighboring Towns side.
The noblens army of the Churchs faction is gathering up in small groups. As terrible as it may sound, its more than 30,000 middle-aged n. A sea of unsightly middle-aged n as far as the eye can see. That is one sea I absolutely dont want to dive into This is horrid. Since the day I was born, I have never seen a sight this ugly and sweaty. I an, 30,000? Its like a small town with a 100% middle-aged n population Thats one awful town!
This better be actually working.
Why dont you try it for yourself, if it doesnt we are ready to exchange, replace, take it back, or return the money? I dont know how long it takes to run out of power, but if the light disappeared from the stone and it beca pitch dark it ans that its effectiveness has worn out, or rather the ti has run out, or rather magic power. If stone golems inside the dungeon move even a little bit well return your money. They are going to move if you hit or attack them but thats your problem, okay? Since you have so many people, all of which happen to be middle-aged n, I will make a special offer, for every hundred that you buy Ill add a mushroom pennant for free! I actually have a whole load of them unsold, I wonder whats the issue with them? Yeah, even though everything else sold out? Kind of?
I barely made it to the opening of the souvenir stores main shop at the Fake Dungeon. That was close. Like, it was really tight. If I didnt fly with Air Walk I wouldnt have made it in ti.
And just when will I get a skill for landing? It feels like I might get Crashing skill before that!
The shop is located in an abandoned town without any stores or anything Which is called Neighboring Town? In other words, since there are no stores anywhere around, I now have full monopoly to conduct rip-off sales, and get dirty rich. I already profited from the Confederation, and now I have to profit from the Theocracy too, otherwise I will be branded and shad for discrimination, so I have to properly rip them off, since I dont want any drama or complaints.
For the provision, tell beforehand how much do you need so I can buy it, okay? The advance paynt is half of the sum, the rest 60% is to be paid on the delivery, plus 10% deposit? Summing it up may be mathematically difficult with various complicated theorems involved, or rather, since its all split up like that it shouldnt be added up, but Ill supply the stuff you need?
If thats true it will be a great help. Actually, the unit that was carrying provision was attacked on the way here, so we hardly had enough, can you take care of this?
Thank you for the patronage? But without advance paynt and the deposit we cant stock up on the stuff, so scrape up the needed sum? Well, its actually the purchasing responsible person who is going to get the stuff, Im just operating the souvenir store. And for the limited ti of now you can get a mushroom pennant for a very nice price?
The nobles army must be pressed for provision by now. On the way back from the Capital I picked up all of the provisions that happened to have fallen on top of the nobles armys column of wagons, so they shouldnt have any.
With the supply cut off we would have been in real trouble if it wasnt for this store. Plus this stuff called manju is real good.
And this pass thingie can stop stone golems, minimizing the damage.
Its expensive, but its worth it. And well, you know how it goes. (Grin)
They probably think that if they can keep the friendly front and treat as a cooperator they can secure their supply until its all over, and once the Fake Dungeon falls theyll just have to dispose of and theyll get back all of the money they spent, so they are paying the asking price without arguing as if they have money growing on trees. Its good money, but manju are about to sell out. If the girls find out that those guys ate everything theyll probably end up on the receiving end of Pres-samas whip scolding called slaughter.
But speaking of the pres-san, each ti Id see her, shed be munching on manju like a squirrel, holding one in each hand Are her calorie calculations alright?
Then, with plans laid out on top of the table that I prepared for a fee, a strategy eting began. Naturally, being as considerate of a person as I am, whom it wouldnt be an exaggeration to call considerably considerate, I also prepared chairs, for another small fee. And for another additional fee Im also delivering tea and manju, for almost an oversaturation of consideration.
Well, even if its called strategy, its just a human-wave tactic. Earth mage corps and engineering corps are working hard to fill up traps. Theyd have a mud golem walking ahead, and once it falls into a trap, have it turned back into soil, burying the trap, gradually neutralizing the Fake Dungeon, is what their plan seems to be.
Mud golems cant fight stone golems, but they seem to be intending to disable them by mass purchasing Fake Dungeon Passes. Well, actually, even if they manage to stop stone golems, there is Rafflesia-san waiting ahead, but since its nothing but middle-aged n, it chose to hide. I an, tentacle torturing middle-aged n is an actual torture! I dont want to see such a thing, thats definitely a big no for a highschool boy!
Then, a large number of soldiers advances according to the plan, with mages working all together on creating mud golems and filling up traps as they proceed. But even so, they keep triggering traps one after another to no end. I an, I keep adding more? No, if they keep discussing their strategy right in front of , Id prepare so more? Naturally? Like, they keep telling where they are going to put bridges, which area they are going to fill, which path they are going to take, so it would be rude not to?
I an, all of the middle-aged noblen keep making set ups in front of , going We are going through here, This way, here, Over there? I gotta read the mood? Yeah, I added traps to all of those places?
And so I keep installing traps while listening to their endless strategy eting conducted right in front of . All while rip-off tea and manju sets keep selling for 10,000 ere each.
They surely must be thinking that they are gradually making progress. They surely dont think that the Fake Dungeon keeps gradually stretching.
And then there is a gang that while participating in the etings, keeps silent all the ti, only taking notes. That is the Theocracys unit.
The nobles arent even beginning to suspect that they are sacrificial pawns for the sake of destroying the Fake Dungeon. No idea if they believe in the Churchs sincerity, the Theocracys loyalty or the Old Farts justice, but if they can believe in that, theyll believe in the possibility of the Geeks rehabilitation or the future where the Idiots will have aningful discussions of academic importance. Those are challengers willing to bet on so unlikely odds.
Alright, fill up the swamp in the left passage and put up a bridge. I permit the use of magic stones if low on mana. Engineering corps. The right side isnt filled up enough, what are you doing! Hey, kid. More tea.
Once the mages ran out of their mana they began going through magic stones like its tap water continuing to produce mud golems to fill up the Fake Dungeon. They also keep buying passes like crazy to halt stone golems. Stone golems also have it tough, having to pretend that they cant move. It was worth it making them practice with Red Light Green Light. Ah, that one twitched!
Even so, gold coins keep piling up through their lavish spending. That rear unit that keeps supplying them with magic stones and gold is a knight order from the Theocracy. They are backing this army for the sake of using it as a decoy and a battering ram to neutralize the Fake Dungeon and storm Murimuri Castle, all so they can deplete the enemys traps, weapons, and resources. And they are also our best custors here.
However, if they are willing to pour such enormous budget, manpower, resources, and magic stones into filling up the Fake Dungeon, they couldve as well given those funds to and I wouldve imdiately filled it up, but no one seems to be willing to make that offer?
Without letting them advance too fast, I keep drawing them deeper while ripping them off. Fully stopping or even worse destroying the nobles army runs the risk of the Church resorting to use of their trump card. Its too early for that, so for now its a delaying tactic WITH rip-off feat. Magnate. If only the nobles had so sort of a unit consisting of pretty ladies, then Rafflesia-san and others wouldve had their place to shine too. They must be very disappointed. Im very disappointed too.
The fill up was finished, but there seems to be another three-way fork.
The one with the biggest trap should be the correct one, which one was larger?
No? Its actually the left one that looks like nothing but is all sared with slippery oil? The path is ascending, so it might be a bit inconvenient.
The passage in the middle has a giant hole.
Alright, go through the central passage.
Apparently, its the central passage. Alright, lets connect it to the exit on the right and make a loop. Having soone draw a strategy map before my very eyes makes things imnsely easier to understand. These are so pretty considerate middle-aged n.
The Churchs people keep silently copying the map and handing it to their subordinates. In that case, the Churchs main force must be stationed in the rear, outside the Fake Dungeon.
And from that rear regularly cos a carriage loaded with gold coins, buying up food and dungeon passes. If they had this much money they couldve as well just bought magic stones without any problem, but they just had to waste all of it at such a place, good grief, because of that Im taking huge profits? Thank you very much?
Kid. Sell us weapons. About two units had their weapons lted. Dammit, what an aggravating dungeon.
Food, weapons, equipnt, dungeon passes, all sell like hot cakes, but mushrooms-type pennants have no demand at all? Maybe I should place them in so more noticeable place? For so reason the pres and others were trying to put them where theyd barely be visible?
A middle-aged man from the Stalker Girls clan who is pretending to be on restocking duty by pretending to carry goods ca. Well, it definitely could be a problem to have a cute girl waltz into a place with nothing but sweaty n, but even so, further increasing middle-aged n density in the Fake Dungeons closed space could lead to it reaching the critical point and starting middle-aged n fusion reaction, creating a giant middle-aged man? Hm? Were the giants here born through the middle-aged n fusion reaction? Well, Im killing them anyway. I an, normal or giant, its still a middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man from the Stalker Girls clan said No movents in a low voice, and after pretending to take a load off went back. Looks like we but narrowly managed to avoid middle-aged n fusion reaction. That was close.
There are no movents, and its still not the ti yet, which ans the extension of the rip-off draw in plan.
Even now, I keep diligently deepening the hole that they are diligently trying to fill up. They already 40% filled it up, and I sort of do have to allow them to make progress, but its still kind of vexing?
But unless I draw in the nobles army, I wouldnt be able to draw out the Churchs unit. That is the target I need to draw out and suppress right here, otherwise there will be trouble. If that is unleashed on the Kingdoms side of the dungeon there would be no ans to stop it. Thats why I have to force the fight at the Fake Dungeon and Murimuri Castle, the threshold in between the Kingdom and the Frontier. And they probably will use the last resort option too. Stopping them here ans it going out of control, so I have to let them make progress and strike them at the entrance, and if that fails, the Fake Dungeon and Murimuri Castle will beco the last hope. Thats where the back against the wall rip-off souvenir store with barkers and hospital reception cos in.
Hey kid, additional provision for 5,000 people, and dont forget drinking water.
The enemy numbers keep growing. With the inclusion of stray rcs, brigands, and robbers, the gathering of middle-aged n accelerated even further. The Middle-Aged n density ratio grows without stopping, threatening to soon go over the saturation limit. By now they probably could defeat a dungeon master through their middle-aged n sll alone. A doggie-type dungeon master would run away in tears. I an, even I want to run away!
They finally were able to deduce the right route, and began climbing the slippery oily slope. The oil is not only slippery but also has Dissolve property so shoes should sell. Lets secretly mass produce so. If they also fall down after slipping then other equipnt will get destroyed too, so sales should improve even further.
Siigh Everything is littered with middle-aged n. Even though its nightti, its a hellscape with no signs of elents that could entertain one in a highschool sort of way. Good grief, everyone was disparaging the Royal Prince as useless, but he actually brought Pretty Female Knights with him and even had them escort . The first good middle-aged man I encountered in this world. But those nobles and the churchs middle-aged n are totally useless. If they at least brought beautiful female treasure hunters and had them explore the way I wouldve promptly guided them to Rafflesia-sans room. Just what made them think they can traverse this dungeon with just middle-aged n? The only person who managed to get through was Royal Girl, you know? In other words, this is what it ans? The higher the middle-aged n ratio gets, the higher the difficulty becos, and lower the safety?
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