The mighty little peepstar: [Guess who won’t be going ho with a panda tonight? The sight of Miss Jun ilin dragging her younger sister Jun Yi by the ear out of her baby gym was truly laughable.
What else was laughable was Arnold Panda, a glorified gym rat with good reflexes passing for a celebrity declining a dinner invitation extended to him by the minister of justice Fu Qiang. One wonders what both parties have to do with each other.
This peepstar got a look at tomorrow’s Capital Daily newspaper and the headline on the front page is an inside story on an under the table deal between the minister and Arnold Panda’s agent.
oops! I broke the news. I will make it up to you soday Capital Daily.]
The peepstar posted this at 9.pm. People were readying themselves to watch the news. They suddenly found themselves watching a different kind of breaking news and searching the Capital Daily’s social dia pages and website for any sign of updates on what the peep star had shared.
The story was not a lie because the peep star had shared pictures of the paper being printed in the factory owned by the capital daily.
She had also shared the image of Jun Yi being dragged out of the space camp by i i.
While other people were comnting on the scandal of an under the table deal between a minister and a celebrity, two won were outraged over sothing else.
"How could the peep star share such an ugly picture of ? Look at , my mouth is wide open." Jun Yi cried. "My public image is dead."
"Your image!" i i exclaid, "She called my space camp a baby gym!!!"
Everyone else at the dinner table refrained from comnting. The peepstar was the peepstar, it was not as if they could find the person behind the identity and force her to and what she had shared.
"A baby gym." i i slapped the table and she looked at Jingzhe. "A Zhe, what makes my camp a baby gym?"
Jingzhe was about to bite into a small oven roasted potato and he closed his mouth. "Well, our clientele and largest target market are children and..."
"Baby gym." i i emphasized.
"Well, we did have those two to three year olds in the morning that were brought by for swimming lessons. The day care center actually wants to sign a contract with us to bring the children over twice a week for swimming and to bounce around. The toddlers like the swirling patterns of the water and gold and silver waves." He explained.
Even as he explained, he could see that i i was like a blank wall, his words were hitting it and falling down to the ground.
"It is not a gym, it is a space camp." i i hissed.
Her siblings looked at each other and they shook their heads. There was nothing they could do for i i when she was in dismay. The only solution was to find the peep star and make her retract her post which was impossible.
Acting well behaved, they decided to continue eating their food.
"Does it matter if she called your business a baby gym?" Madam Feng pushed the goat ribs which her son had ticulously prepared towards i i. "Eat. A Zhe spent three hours in the kitchen cooking for you. People love babies and they love gyms, those two things together are not bad.
I think the person that should be most furious about this post is Arnold Panda. The peep star called him a glorified gym rat." She chuckled slowly.
"He must be more than furious." Jun Jie said. "I know I would be if I did all that athletic acrobatics and then a paparazzo called a glorified gym rat!!"
Jun Lei was also looking at the post while eating."His fans have flooded the comnts, and they are crucifying the peep star. If his or her identity was public, this paparazzo would not co out of his house for a year."
Jun Yi that had decided to let go of the ugly picture scandal as nobody was really paying attention to it pitched in. "You are all wrong, the most furious person should the minister. Everyone knows that corruption is a cri punishable by termination, seizure of all assets and ten years imprisonnt. If this is true, it is over for the minister."
"I think everybody has forgotten the CEO of Capital Daily Chen Yongkang." Madam Feng mused. She had t Chen Yongkang on three occasions. He had hit on her on all three occasions.
Jingzhe was certain that his mother was wrong if she was suggesting that Chen Yongkang was furious about the post. He was probably dancing and celebrating because his newspaper would be sold out. But again, it all depended on other dia houses not breaking the sa story and him getting his paper out first.
"Ho! the capital daily paper is already on sale. They are not waiting for tomorrow to distribute the paper." i i threw her head back and laughed.
Out in the streets, news stands that should have been closed at that ti of the night were forced to open. Delivery n that distributed newspapers had been called in to work. Part ti students had been hired suddenly, recruited from streets or universities.
The Capital Daily newspaper’s physical copies were being sold at lightning speed along the roads. Even Capital Daily dia which owned Capital Television or CTV had moved quickly. A news anchor was sharing the scandal as their breaking news.
What everyone was wrong about was who the most furious person was in the wake of this scandal. It was not any of the individuals they had ntioned, it was Jeremy Finn, Arnold Ye’s agent and manager. This was because his client had just been invited by the Imperial police for questioning.
This so called corruption scandal was not even what they all imagined it to be. Yes, the minister had given him so money but it was not to bribe Arnold. The minister’s niece wanted to buy Arnold’s sperm.
They would not be the first people to engage in such business. Sperms and eggs of talented athletics, geniuses and celebrities were in high demand in certain markets. Agents facilitated this kind of transaction all the ti.
The problem now was how to share this with the world without turning his client into a laughingstock of so sort.
Jeremy Finn lit a cigarette while waiting for his client for the questioning to end. He blew smoke out of his mouth and cursed. "Fucking dog paparazzo."
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