"You don’t like my nas." i i’s face fell. All the tis that she had said her mother was bad at naming, it seed she was no different.
"No....no...no." Jingzhe vehently denied, shaking his hands vigorously. "Those are genius nas, Pitch-black is aweso. It sounds like the na of a movie or a super cool actor. And Beans is adorable. As for Yellow and Corn....why don’t we consider sothing else?"
"Count Barkula." i i suggested. "He is a dog, he barks and he has sharp teeth like a vampire." She clapped her hands. "oooh, Imperial commander Paw." She threw her head back and laughed loudly. "Mingzhe will be so furious. What about Duke Furrybottom."
Jingzhe worse, Duke Furrybottom!!! Were was i i pulling these nas from?
She stood up, "I got it. If a bat can be called ow ow then a dog can be Whiskers."
"Count Barkula it is. Please give him so dignity and also Mingzhe loves Hotel Transylvania. She will be very impressed." Jingzhe suggested.
i i had to agree on that point, Count Barkula would impress Mingzhe more than Whiskers. Nevertheless she thought it was such a sha that Whiskers could not be used.
Maybe if she got another dog in future, it could be nad Whiskers.
"They will be needing a bath, I will take care of it." Jingzhe picked up the box, holding it away from his chest as if he was carrying a bomb that was about to explode at any mont.
"Thank you, I will go and see the trees." She shot him a smile and went in the opposite direction.
It was a small distance from the main gate to where the forest would be so she used a sky float to get there. There were two hours left until lunch, she decided to spend that ti planting a few trees as her itinerary as empty. She put on so music and got to work.
After taking a strength serum, digging holes in the ground and single handedly carrying big trees was not a problem for her. If the n that delivered the trees were not robot butlers, their jaws would have dropped on seeing a small woman lifting big trees on her shoulders.
At a half past noon, she returned to the main building, took a bath and joined Jingzhe for lunch in their private lounge.
"You have a guest." He told her.
He stepped aside and she saw Mingzhe, he was already eating with his legs raised up on a table. The packaging of his food was that of the Junior space chef ga.
"Big brother..." she smiled and waved at him with both hands. "What are you doing here?"
He put his feet down and said, "A few of my n wanted to play on your asteroid wall and take on the obstacle course. We arrived ten minutes ago."
He quickly ate two mouthfuls of food and squeezed his eyes shut, showing signs of enjoynt. It looked like he was enjoying his al trendously.
She looked at the colorful spicy egg shrimp stir fry al in his hands and chuckled. "Are you sure that you ca for the obstacle course?"
Mingzhe opened his eyes fully and shrugged. "I am soldier, I need food for sustenance. That food being delicious is a bonus."
She took the chair opposite of his, sniffing the air as Jingzhe unwrapped an entire oven roasted chicken, lemon rice, vegetables and lemon chicken soup.
"Wow! And here I thought you were starving over here." Mingzhe stretched his hand to the knives. The chicken looked too good to ignore.
"Did you play the ga or did soone else cook for you?"
"I cooked, i i, do you like it? Lemon rice is one of your favorites. I only got a handful of shrimps, enough for one serving. I think there is a shortage of ingredients in the ga." Jingzhe was quick to provide the answer.
Mingzhe scoffed, the little green tea was always eager to get so praise from his sister. "I played the ga. I needed to see for myself the hen that bullied you. I was very surprised when I heard about it, the queen that brought down bullies was brought down by a hen. I think it is funny."
i i’s twisted her lips unhappily. "Sour Nugget!!" she growled out.
"If it helps, the chicken we are about to share is also nad Sour Nugget. Your brother bullied it and got revenge for you." Mingzhe said to her.
"I cooked it, I helped you get revenge too." Jingzhe eagerly reminded her.
i i turned to him and patted his head. "Good boy, thank you for your hard work."
Jingzhe smirked at Mingzhe. Mingzhe rolled his eyes in turn, not everything was a competition for affection. i i was his sister, he did not need to compete for a good boy head pat. He channeled his energy into slicing the chicken into ten pieces. "Did you really shove a candy bar which you had slobbered all over into Tang Yue’s mouth?"
"Peepstar?" i i asked without hesitation. She had been busy planting trees so she had not gone online to see what was trending. Now that she was doing nothing serious, she decided to check it out and she burst into laughter imdiately.
The mighty little peep star: This is is a sticky situation and I am not talking about the half eaten saliva coated candy bar which one Miss Jun ilin shoved into the mouth of one Miss Tang Yue.
It was equal parts shocking and oddly hygienic given that the candy bar was lemon flavored. Perhaps Miss Jun ilin was was trying to wash Miss Tang Yue’s mouth clean. Not with a bar of soap but a bar of candy with antibacterial properties!!
A new weapon of mass destruction has been unleashed in the Chinese empire. Look out world!!
Below the post were pictures of i i and Tang Yue eting, the start of the argunt and the candy bar in i i’s mouth and then that sa candy bar in Tang Yue’s mouth. The last picture was of Tang Yue’s contorted screaming face.
[Well that was unnecessary.]
[I cannot decide if I should laugh or be disgusted.]
[How many tis had Tang Yue brushed her teeth today?]
[More wives and mistresses should et up often and face off like this. This is the kind of content I signed up for.]
[Sources have it that Tang Yue’s skeleton will be found ten thousand years later. She died with a toothbrush and toothpaste in her hands.]
[Flying bags of pain, lightning, candy...this divorce has it all.]
[Tang Yue: The boy is mine. Jun ilin: Eat candy fist to the mouth.]
"The peepstar even found out the flavor of the candy bar! What kind of resolution do her caras have?" i i asked, putting her phone down on the table and picking up a chopsticks.
"That candy bar is already out of stock in most supermarkets. Congratulations, the queen of influence is back." Mingzhe shared.
i i was about to stand and bow when soone knocked on the door and pushed it open. It was one of the robot butlers masquerading as a security guard.
"You have a guest, miss Cai Shan."
He widened the opening and revealed the guest. It was the young woman from the governnt office. She had co over with a smile and two bags of food which fell down as soon as she saw the Imperial commander Jun Mingzhe.
She opened her mouth wide and everyone covered their ears.
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