As soon as Master Guyue heard the word "alcohol," her body couldn't help but tremble, and she quickly shouted, "Stop, stop, stop drinking..."
Tang Sanzang said displeased, "What's the problem? If I don't touch you, you won't even let touch alcohol? You brought all this way, and you don't pay for the ride or the appearance fee, and you even scare by hurting yourself to look like a pig's head. Now you won't even let have a drink, aren't you being too stingy?! Are you even human?"
Master Guyue's face turned black with anger. She wanted to retort, "Are you the one who is not human, or is it ? Are these the words of a human?"
But she was well aware that now was not the ti to argue about this. This alcohol, he absolutely must not drink, so she shook her head firmly, "I don't care, you just can't drink!"
Tang Sanzang got angry, "Are you afraid I won't pay? Don't worry, I won't drink for free, I'll pay!"
While he was speaking, Tang Sanzang took out a Sumi Bag and opened it to take a look, and he was stunned.
Master Guyue was also stunned, and she had a bad feeling.
Tang Sanzang laughed, and as he bead from ear to ear, he took out a jar of alcohol from the Sumi Bag and chuckled, "Oh dear... I didn't even notice that Mu Zha, cough cough cough... there's actually alcohol in my Sumi Bag, haha... no need to spend money, haha..."
"No, no, no... don't drink, don't..." Master Guyue scread repeatedly.
Tang Sanzang couldn't care less and lifted the cup to drink.
Master Guyue, having learned from previous experience, turned and bolted!
Just as she was about to run out of the cave, a large hand suddenly grabbed her hair, and the next mont a shrill scream echoed from the cave—Master Guyue was dragged back again.
Then ca an explosive shout, "Why are you running? Do you look down on ?"
"No..."
Bang bang bang...
Ahhhh...
Outside, the glasses-wearing monkey sighed, "What kind of tabolism is this? Isn't the frequency a bit too high?"
...
Three hours later, Tang Sanzang sobered up again and imdiately went to sleep.
Master Guyue reached out tremblingly and touched Tang Sanzang's Sumi Bag, muttering to herself, "Absolutely cannot let him touch alcohol! Absolutely not!"
Fortunately, Tang Sanzang was sleeping heavily, so she easily got hold of the Sumi Bag, opened it, and took out the jar of alcohol—everything went smoothly.
Just as she was about to discard the jar of alcohol, a bald head appeared in front of her.
"So this is the alcohol you ntioned? Eh? What happened to you?
Your face is as flat as a millstone, isn't it?
Never mind, I can't get aroused looking at you anyway, I might as well just drink..." Tang Sanzang said with a look of disgust, then snatched the jar of alcohol.
"No... it's not that, you... no..." Master Guyue cried out, wanting to scream at him not to drink.
But the bald man just tilted his head back and blew into the jar!
That instant, Master Guyue felt as if she saw the end of the world...
She sat down on the ground, completely giving up the struggle, speechless and motionless, not believing he had any more reason to hit her!
The next mont...
"You're so ugly and still co out, trying to scare ?"
Bang bang bang bang...
Ahhhh...
...
This ti, spiritual beasts such as the spectacle monkey and pet monsters squatted outside the cave, listening to the agonizing screams for a full three days.
A seal pet monster looked at its three thousand beauties and lanted, "I used to think I was pretty good... but now I'm convinced, this is just too enduring."
A rooster pet monster shook its head and said, "I just admire his perseverance to play one-on-one for three or four days without getting tired of it. , I have to switch a dozen tis a day."
The seal pet monster nodded in agreent.
The spectacle monkey said with deep aning, "At this intensity, at this speed, just throw so gasoline and it's bound to fly."
Over there, Tang Sanzang was being tossed around, but as he was tossed, he sobered up – this ti he didn't lie down but just sobered up like that.
Tang Sanzang was sowhat dazed, seemingly unclear about what he was standing there for. He subconsciously wanted to rub his nose but discovered that he was holding sothing in his hand...
"What is this thing!"
Boom!
A fist shot up towards the sky!
The Fist Power blasted the entire Guyue Cave to smithereens, and Master Guyue soared into the sky like a teor before exploding with a bang, creating a splendid firework.
Seeing this scene, all of Master Guyue's spiritual beasts and pet monsters were stunned, gaping with mouths wide open, looking at each other...
The spectacle bear said, "Damn, really threw gasoline, huh? As expected, it caught fire, shot up into the sky, and even exploded... That's playing too fiercely."
A group of spiritual beasts and pet monsters: "@#￥..."
After punching Master Guyue away, Tang Sanzang suddenly ca to his senses, slapped his forehead, and said, "Ah~ yeah, I rember, that person was inviting to drink!"
Realizing he had smashed the jar of wine with one punch, Tang Sanzang was imdiately crestfallen and a bit embarrassed.
After all, she had invited him from far away for a drink and even to be attended in her chamber, and he had sent her flying.
Feeling guilty...
Embarrassed, he sneakily looked around and noticed that hundreds of pet monsters and spiritual beasts were staring at him!
Tang Sanzang muttered as if blind, "Hmm... nobody saw it, best to sneak away."
After that, Tang Sanzang turned and ran off feeling incredibly guilty, leaving behind a field of bewildered beasts. Then the beasts all shook their heads and sighed, "Who would have thought the master liked bald-blind n... Such a strong preference!"
Just then, a drop of blood flowed out from a crack in the rocks, divided, and transford into bones and blood vessels, finally giving shape to a woman – it was Master Guyue undergoing Blood Resurrection.
As a Daluo Golden Immortal at her peak, Blood Resurrection wasn't difficult for her.
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Of course, the main reason was that Tang Sanzang had not struck to kill; otherwise, his fist could have erased all divine souls, leaving no chance for her to resurrect.
Watching Tang Sanzang's retreating figure, Master Guyue shed tears of emotion...
For a while, Master Guyue dared not entertain any thoughts about Tang Sanzang, but she couldn't swallow this insult!
Thus, Master Guyue cursed resentfully, "It's all that damn monkey's fault, all Tang Sanzang's fault for choosing a na that sounds the sa as that great demon's! Tang Sanzang, you just wait for !"
"Achoo!"
On the journey west, Tang Sanzang who had been exposed to the elents sneezed mightily and muttered, "Strange, who's thinking about this poor monk?"
anwhile, having waited in vain for Tang Sanzang's return, Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing were also getting bored.
Zhu Ganglie looked at the distant mountains and said, "Brother Sha, you keep an eye on the white horse and our gear, I'll go up ahead and check things out. I reckon the master has been gone for so many days, when he cos back, he might bring a child with him directly. I'll go to that temple and get so things."
Sha Wujing replied, "Brother Zhu, it's a good idea for you to scout ahead, and try to get so rich vegetarian fare... The master has been away for so many days, he must be exhausted, and it would be good for him to nourish his body. In case he cos back with a family, it will be nice to show hospitality!"
"Brother Sha has a point, I'm on it."
Both of them had no doubt about the baldy's integrity, so after discussing, Zhu Ganglie imdiately took flight and headed towards the Golden Temple.
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