Mount Accumulated Thunder, Western Bull-Calving Province.
A towering figure stood, his head adorned with a polished iron helt, shimring like milled silver, his body enclosed in a velvet-lined, embroidered golden armor, his feet clad in curled-tip, powdered roe deer skin boots, his waist cinched with a three-pronged lion-man belt. His eyes glead like bright mirrors, his eyebrows as vibrant as red rainbows. His mouth resembled a gaping blood basin, teeth lined up like copper coins. This man was none other than the Bull Demon King, the leader of the Seven Great Saints, the Sky Pacifying Great Saint.
The Bull Demon King was also surprised by the arrival of his son, Red Boy, and exclaid in shock, "My son, don’t you dislike Mount Accumulated Thunder? Why have you co here today?"
Red Boy responded sowhat awkwardly, "Father, that… um… I… um…"
He struggled to articulate his thoughts, only managing to turn his little face beet red instead.
After a closer look, the Bull Demon King, seasoned in matters of love, imdiately understood and burst into laughter, "My son is all grown up, hahaha…"
Red Boy’s face turned even redder as he quickly said, "Father, please don’t tease , I… I… I truly have t a girl who makes my heart flutter. It’s just… she’s older than …"
Enraged, Red Boy spluttered at the Bull Demon King, spraying him with spittle, "She’s older than in age!"
The Bull Demon King roared with laughter, "My boy, if she is older, won’t her bosom be larger too? Hahaha…
Calm down, they say a woman three years your senior is a gold brick. So what if she’s older than you? You are the son of the Sky Pacifying Great Saint, with an endless lifespan. Even if there’s a difference of a thousand or eight hundred years, what will it matter after ten thousand years, a hundred thousand years, or a million years later? That thousand or eight hundred years is nothing!"
Realization dawned on Red Boy, "Father, you are right!"
The Bull Demon King asked, "My boy, whose daughter has caught your eye? Tell your father, and I’ll go propose marriage for you. If they are sensible and give their daughter to you, all will be well. If not, hmph!"
Red Boy asked, "Father, are you planning to forcibly take her?"
The Bull Demon King spat out dismissively, "Your father has wandered the gardens of love for countless years, when have I ever needed to take a woman by force? They have always been the ones chasing after !"
Eyes glowing, Red Boy pleaded, "Please teach , Father!"
The Bull Demon King leaned in, "Seducing a woman? It’s simple… co here, I’ll teach you."
Red Boy leaned in closer…
In a low voice, the Bull Demon King said, "In our demon clan, the art of seduction is simple, just show off your advantages—strength and power! Next ti you see her, don’t say anything, just lift a mountain to show your strength. Then gather your troops, show off your wealth and estate, and let her see your influence!
With money and power, which woman can resist such temptation?"
Red Boy felt sothing was not quite right with his father’s teachings, but considering the Bull Demon King’s glorious track record in love, managing to juggle affairs without death, this proved he was indeed capable.
Adhering to the principle of listening to the knowledgeable, Red Boy bid farewell to the Bull Demon King and flew towards his destination.
Curious about what kind of demoness had caught his son’s eye, the Bull Demon King decided to check it out…
But before he went, he still had so own issues to address, then he would set off.
At this very mont, Tang Sanzang was wandering leisurely alone in the forest, while the White Dragon Horse, Sun Wukong, and others trailed several kiloters behind, casually chatting.
As Tang Sanzang walked, he rounded a corner and saw a child in a red bellyband blocking the path ahead.
The child had extrely fair skin and delicate features. If not for the bird swaying in the wind beneath the red bellyband, Tang Sanzang would have mistaken him for a girl.
The child was indeed Red Boy.
Tang Sanzang frowned and said, "Kid, what are you doing?"
Red Boy snorted coldly, "Who are you calling kid? I’m over three thousand years old!"
After speaking, Red Boy pointed to a nearby small hill and said, "Beautiful, watch this!"
Having said that, Red Boy stomped his foot vigorously, and with a loud bang, the small hill was shaken up into mid-air. Red Boy spread his arms and caught the hill right below! Holding the small hill high, Red Boy stepped toward Tang Sanzang...
anwhile, Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded, thinking to himself, "Does this child have a screw loose? Showing off by lifting a mountain upon first eting?"
Seeing Tang Sanzang’s stunned expression, Red Boy thought to himself, "Father was right, this young lady is absolutely astonished, haha... She must think I’m very imposing now! Is she moved? Ha, let’s push a bit more!"
After finishing, Red Boy threw the hill into the air, intending to perform a mid-air mountain catch to completely impress the young lady before him!
However, to Tang Sanzang’s eyes, it seed, "Damn, are all modern demons this arrogant? Each one wants to harm this poor monk? Watch my fist!"
Boom!
Just as Red Boy looked up at the hill above him and sensed sothing was amiss, the fist power had already struck in front of him
"Damn, what a misunderstanding!"
Boom...
With a loud noise, the hill shattered, and Red Boy turned directly into a shooting star, disappearing without a trace.
Tang Sanzang shook his fist and muttered, "Which family’s cub runs here to show off muscles to this poor monk? Isn’t that just asking for a beating? Really, it’s delaying this poor monk from flirting..."
Bang!
A figure landed on a distant tall mountain...
After a mont, the figure climbed out, spat out a mouthful of dirt twice, and Red Boy, far from being angry, even felt a bit excited. He chuckled, "She’s no ordinary girl, huh? Pretty strong, a good match for , haha... I like it that way."
After finishing, Red Boy was also sowhat perplexed, sitting there contemplating how to flirt properly.
"It seems that just showing off strength isn’t enough, I need another approach. Father said I have to showcase both strength and power," Red Boy thought, and once more he leapt into the air. This ti, he didn’t go after Tang Sanzang but returned to the Fiery Cloud Cave in Withered Pine Streamlet.
"Great King, weren’t you out to capture Tang Sanzang? Why did you co back alone?" a careless demon asked.
Red Boy gave him a glare and then shouted, "Where are the Six Mighty Warriors?"
Imdiately, they ca forth, kneeling and shouting, "Yun Liwu, Wu Liyun, Ji Ruhuo, Kuai Rufeng, Xing Hongxian, Xian Hongxing pay homage to the Great King!"
Red Boy ordered, "Quickly spruce up our cave dwelling, today this Great King will be eting a very important guest!"
The six demons imdiately took command, and soon called others to start cleaning the entire Fiery Cloud Cave.
Red Boy waved again, and a chubby pig-headed demon scurried over, his face split with a grin, "What can I do for you, Great King?"
Red Boy said, "Go into the mountain and find a white-haired girl. She has white hair, and well... um, she’s just very special, cute, shy, and overall just really beautiful. Oh right, she is wearing a kasaya..."
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