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Boom!
There was a muffled sound!
The child shot straight up into the sky like a teor!
In midair, the child cursed loudly, "Tang Sanzang, I fuck your ancestor!"
...
"Master, why did you send the demon flying? Are we not going to eat at or entertain female demons anymore?" the White Dragon Horse asked curiously.
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "It’s true that I love to eat at, but I don’t eat at that could make a species go extinct. This little demon obviously hasn’t grown up yet. If we eat them this small, and everyone does the sa, where will we find big demons to eat in the future? It’s hard to distinguish between male and female when they are young, and if we eat them all, where will I find a female demon? This is called playing the long ga, get it?"
The White Dragon Horse and Sun Wukong: "@#￥..."
Soon, the Red Child crawled out of a pile of leaves, spitting out leaves and roots, and swearing, "You lousy baldy, you even strike at children... You TM are more of a demon than I am!"
Sitting on the ground, the Red Child pondered, "That bald guy’s strength wasn’t weak, obviously not as feeble as the rumors claim, definitely has cultivated. Luckily, he still falls within the eatable range... But that monkey is a bit troubleso. I wonder if they’re still separate like now. If they are, I might have a chance."
With that, the Red Child flew back into the sky, turned into a red cloud, and looked toward Tang Sanzang and his party from a distance.
He saw that Tang Sanzang had indeed continued on his own, but Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, the White Dragon Horse, Sun Wukong, and others had just turned around and hadn’t gone far, so it wasn’t a good mont to act.
At the sa ti he looked over, those guys also looked back, so the Red Child quickly dispersed the red cloud and hid.
Tang Sanzang looked around. No one else was there, just himself. How had he scared the female demon away again...
He smacked his lips and after looking around, he finally cursed, "It must be because this tree is too ugly!"
Though he said that, Tang Sanzang straightened his robes, then he peed and used the puddle as a mirror, looking at his shiny bald head and mumbling, "Not having hair really takes away so elegance..."
Just then, the White Dragon Horse ran back and shouted, "Master, the female demon ca back just now, but she ran away again. This proves it’s not my fault!"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang’s eyes flashed with a cold light.
The White Dragon Horse hurriedly said, "Let’s pretend I didn’t say that..."
After speaking, the White Dragon Horse turned around and ran.
Gazing at the White Dragon Horse’s rump, Tang Sanzang’s eyes suddenly shone as he shouted, "Little White, don’t go!"
Turning around, the White Dragon Horse saw Tang Sanzang staring straight at his butt with those eyes. He suddenly had a bad feeling.
The next mont, Tang Sanzang opened his mouth wide, making an effort to appear kind and affable, "My dear disciple, would you do your master a favor?"
The White Dragon Horse’s anus clenched as he exclaid, "Master, what are you trying to do? I tell you, I’m just a horse, really can’t pretend to be a female demon... If you’re really in a pinch, I can call over Big Brother. He’s good at transformations; there’s bound to be a version that suits you."
Tang Sanzang gave him a look and said, "What are you talking about? Am I the type to be undiscriminating in hunger? My standards for won are very high. No matter how beautiful the monkey transforms, he is still a male monkey; I’m not interested."
Relieved to hear this, the White Dragon Horse said, "Master, as long as you don’t have designs on , I’ll definitely help with anything else. If I shake my head, then I’m a tortoise grandson!"
Tang Sanzang smiled happily, "Good, good, good. Then I won’t be shy, lend a few hairs, will you?"
"What?!"
"Awoo!"
A piercing scream of a horse echoed.
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Before long, the White Dragon Horse shouted with tears streaming and galloped toward Sun Wukong and the others.
"Xiao Bai, what happened to you? Were you insulted by Master?" Zhu Ganglie teased.
The White Dragon Horse sobbed, "It wasn’t that insulting, but it was almost the sa."
Having said this, the White Dragon Horse raised its tail, only to reveal it was completely bare, not a single hair left!
Everyone was imdiately shocked, "Where’s the hair on your tail?"
...
Elsewhere, Tang Sanzang looked at himself in a puddle with so disdain, "What a pity, black hair would have been better, but white hair will do, it’s better than nothing."
You have to admit, Tang Sanzang was really delicate-looking, with an untroubled face that had few harsh angles. Add the white hair and dopey eyes, and at a glance, he could pass for a cute girl straight out of an ani.
But as soon as Tang Sanzang put on a serious face, all his sharp edges ca out, chiseled as if by knife and axe, with piercing eyes and lips sharp as blades, instantly transforming from a cute girl to a majestic and awe-inspiring demon king.
The difference before and after wasn’t huge, but those unfamiliar with him would definitely think they were two different people.
"With this harmless face of mine, I shouldn’t scare off any female demons again, right?" Tang Sanzang nodded in satisfaction, muttering to himself.
The piercing neigh from the horse startled the Saint Infant King once again.
A red cloud appeared, and the big eyes inside looked down, instantly baffled!
"Uh... where’s the monk? How co there’s a pretty young lady now?"
The Saint Infant King was puzzled when the young lady looked up.
As their eyes t, the Saint Infant King’s heart raced, blood pumped faster, and his little face flushed red before he turned and ran, covering his face while mumbling, "Damn, I think I’m in love!"
Seeing that the red cloud didn’t dissipate but instead zipped westward, Tang Sanzang’s eyebrows shot up as he joyfully exclaid, "I get it now, her coming and going was playing hard to get, and now she’s truly seducing . Very well then, lead the way, and I’ll follow!"
With that, Tang Sanzang strode after her purposefully.
In the distance, Sha Wujing asked Sun Wukong, "Big Brother, why didn’t the female demon disperse and vanish in the red cloud this ti? Instead, she took off on the red cloud? Could it be she too covets our Master’s flesh?"
Sun Wukong replied, "Perhaps…"
But Zhu Ganglie shook his head, "Spring has arrived, and I can sll the scent of mating."
Everyone else: "@#￥…"
anwhile, the Saint Infant King blushed and scampered back, glancing behind midway to see the young lady in a kasaya chasing after him, and she was pretty fast too.
A thought struck the Saint Infant King, "Could it be that she has taken a fancy to ? But I’ve never been in love, this feeling... is too thrilling. No, I better ask my mom about it…"
As he said this, the Saint Infant King imdiately dismissed the idea, "My mom is a woman, what does she know about chasing girls? I better ask my father, he’s really good at it."
Without returning to his cave, the Saint Infant King headed straight for Mount Accumulated Thunder in Western Liangzhou.
Tang Sanzang could have easily caught up to the Saint Infant King, but since he wanted to flirt, he thought being too brash might scare off the female demon, so he followed at a leisurely pace instead.
Just then, the Saint Infant King suddenly sped up and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Tang Sanzang was imdiately filled with regret, muttering, "I chased too hard and scared her away... what a pity."
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