Is this Hero for Real? Chapter 23

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[Act 7] And Your Reputation?

Male Earthling Kang Hansoo, age 17.

Day 10 of getting drafted in a fantasy!

Id finally, finally arrived in a civilized city after suffering from monsters and savages.

Nice.

It wasnt picture-perfect like the scenery in fantasy genres, but it went beyond my expectations.

You dont look nice at all.

Its because of the stench.

Thats from the humans all living near the city gates. Besides, were no different. Think about how long its been since you bathed.

Aha!

You especially stink, you took a bath in orcs blood every chance you got. Im saying the language barrier wasnt the only reason people avoided you.

You really know how to hurt soone with words, dont you?

Not as much as you!

It would have been nice if I could wash up as soon as we reached the city, but I had a lot of livestock from the orcs.

Mooo~

Baaah~

There were rchants waiting to buy those trophies at the city gates.

Maybe I should also get rid of the stuff I hoarded from the gnolls.

Leave the gold. This is where you get rid of the things you cant bring to the center of the city.

I can tell.

There were humans selling a living, green pig.

And there were humans who were willing to buy it?

I thought things would get taken care of quickly thanks to those rchants, but the rcenaries I thought I befriended were already leaving.

How rude!

Dont be too disappointed. The rcenaries go where they are assigned, so you will et again soon. In guilds, bars, inns, stables, workshops, mills

Why mills?

Nevermind.

[A certain god says eunuchs dont need to know.]

The gods and demons are coming together to make stupid!

I wanted to say sothing, but that feeling went away as soon as I saw the heavy pouch of money and street food.

[Outsider]

I didnt need to eat thanks to my Blessing, but I still had cravings for good food.

The sll of savory bread and cooking at, the sound of oil popping, the array of fresh fruit

Even the foreign fantasy language I didnt understand!

$ %$ #$~!

@$~! ^$~!

$, %@# $~!

I felt like a foreign tourist.

I was getting excited, but the demon poured cold water over my mood.

Wash up first. Even the most ill-mannered and uneducated rcenaries follow that etiquette.

Did I say I wasnt going to?

Demon Kogmos had been holding his head high ever since we entered the crowded city.

His nerve!

It wouldnt be pretty for him if word got out that he was a demon, but he was natural at pretending to be human.

That wasnt all, either.

Were going to the tailor after we get a room and wash up. I need a spare set of clothes because of the Saintess, and Im not even gonna get started on you. You looked holess from the beginning.

You made a plan and everything.

You didnt even know what a mill is, dont think of the sa as you.

I made a blatantly uncomfortable face, but the demon kept going.

But before that, we should listen to what business the ladies have with us. Theyve been waiting for us this whole ti.

They have.

I could see Ladies A and B approaching us after paying for the luxurious carriage like a taxi.

Kang Hansoo, $, Kogmo, $. @% ^% *%, (#& $# $?

Hm. May I first ask my buddy here?

$#.

Ask what?

They say they want to pay you back for saving them. For now, they asked if they could get the sa inn as us.

All the better for .

[A certain god complains its not better at all.]

It looked like god was displeased again, but theyd loosened up quite a bit after learning I was a eunuch.

It was a relief, but upsetting.

[Outsider]

I was falling into depression, but it was even more upsetting because I felt completely fine. With my head, not my heart.

Then its decided.

What about the rcenary guild, then?

Do as I say if you dont want to get kicked out as soon as you step foot in the guild. Bathing and clothes co first.

Hmph.

And so we headed to the most expensive inn in the city.

* * *

* * *

Slave

It was the most degrading status to an Earthling, where even criminals had human rights.

It was obvious from how many works of literature criticized slavery in fantasy genres.

Then what about in real life?

Woah

Oh Hanwoo couldnt keep his mouth closed at the slave market in the middle of the city.

It resembled a superstore.

As big as it was, there were various ways in which slaves were displayed.

Its so big

Oh! It got bigger!

Ahem!

A young, muscular, dark-skinned man looked far in the distance.

Besides his handcuffs and collar, he didnt have a single thread of clothing on him. On his neck were a price tag and a few lines of background

But the female custors only seed to care about his bottom half.

How old are you?

Say sothing, anything.

A gorgeously dressed beauty was sitting as still as a mannequin.

If it werent for the shackles slightly showing under her dress, she would have passed as a resting noble lady.

Next to her was a warning sign that read you will be fined for touching!

Hurry up and get in.

Do you want another beating?

The slaves with a good comrcial value were generally treated well. The more rebellious or lethargic they were, the more miserable they beca.

Get out, kids!

How dare a beggar!

Hey, you, stay still!

There were jacked guards and rchants bustling around everywhere.

And no minors allowed!

Fortunately, in this fantasy world, Oh Hanwoo was an adult who didnt have any trouble getting in.

Oh yeah! I dont have a lot of ti.

It didnt seem like he would get tired even if he looked around all day, but he had a clear goal of building a harem.

He had no determination or ideology to liberate the poor slaves. He only thought to buy pretty slaves.

[Special]

He didnt have the eye for people or expertise in this area, but Oh Hanwoo didnt have a care in the world.

As the main character in this world, he was sure of himself as long as he could find a diamond in the rough.

[A certain god of wind watches intently.]

[A certain evil god suggests a simple bet.]

[A certain immature god of dice agrees on the bet.]

[A certain god]

Did the gods care at all that he gave up being a Hero?

Amidst all the divinities watching him, Oh Hanwoo busied himself looking at the slaves.

Nothing to see for the handso boys

Obviously nothing for the handso n as well

But it wasnt easy for him to find a female slave that fit his standards and preference.

Oh? Look, its Oh Hanwoo.

Youre

Two boys walked straight towards Oh Hanwoo as soon as they found him.

Are you here to buy a slave, too? One boy amiably asked.

Yeah pretty much.

Haha! We thought the sa. You left with money because you didnt like the training, right?

Its a secret.

It seed the boy didnt know that he didnt get trained at all since his first day.

The boy was acting friendly for the mont, but that ant he didnt care about him.

Thats why Oh Hanwoo gave a sharp answer.

Relax. Were in the sa situation, we gotta stick together. Oh! Ill give you so useful information.

Useful information?

That old guy over there is the man in charge. If he finds out youre a Hero, hell show you all the high-end slaves that arent on display.

Do you have a death wish?

There was a warning on the contract that calling yourself a Hero ant a death sentence.

The boy waved dismissively.

Of course not. But theres nothing you can do if others peep at your status window, right?

Huh?

Your Heros Blessing will be exposed on its own, do you really need to call yourself one? Its a contract loophole.

I see.

Just realizing you could peep at others status windows, Oh Hanwoo pretended to be calm.

What slave are you going to get?

Its a secret?

Oh really? I have a rough guess

Is the man behind you yours? What a unique preference.

The man looked like a bandit leader.

His aura was overwhelmingly intimidating, but it had to be all fake. This was a fantasy world.

The status window was the only truth.

Haha! Lets see who you get.

Sure. Watch .

Ill make you crazy jealous!

Co to the inn closest to the city East Gate if you wanna show off your slave. Well be waiting there.

Alright.

Oh Hanwoo ran straight to the man in charge of the slave market the boy told him about.

***

The luxurious inn was more state of the art than most hotels on Earth.

A sli living in a big cauldron in the corner of the room was cleaning and doing the laundry on its own!

And it cleaned my body, too.

I didnt need to bathe. All I had to do was lay down near the cauldron and the sli would co and eat up all the dirt and gri.

This sli I want it.

dont even think about stealing it. Sli as well trained and smart as this one are extrely expensive.

How expensive?

Worth their weight in gold.

Damn.

I poked the trained sli with my fingertips.

Jiggle jiggle?

It jiggled side to side as if to ask what was up.

Heh~

Maybe it was just in my head, but was the texture on the sli a bit different than normal?

Knock knock.

The clothes you ordered are here.

The demon slightly opened the door as soon as he heard the soft knocking and gave the worker a small tip for the pile of clothes.

Why would he do that?

Kogmo. Didnt you say we were going to go to a store in person later?

Change of plans. Its rude to make them wait when youre staying in this inn for free.

You an the ladies?

Dont tell you didnt even morize the ladies nas.

Uh no.

Youre ruder than a demon! At least morize the nas of the ladies who paid for your expensive room.

Youre rude!

How could he call ruder than a demon?!

It was true I approached them for that intent, but I didnt think wed stay together for that long after being stuck in that carriage all day.

Instead, the rcenaries that I had actually tried bonding with were gone

How upsetting.

Just hurry up and change. Gentlen must wait before their ladies are finished getting ready.

What?

I dont know how youre still not married.

Are you enjoying making fun of ?! Do you really not know?

I knew he couldnt get married because he was too weak, he told himself.

Thats not what I was asking.

Why dont you marry a human?

Dont cry.

Thats the worst! How far are you going with this?! Do you seriously marry your pet animal?

Of course I dont.

Then shut up. If I was going to marry a human, I wouldnt have risked my life to leave my hotown.

Alright.

After getting changed, we waited for Ladies A and B to co to the inn lobby.

They were taking forever.

Demon Kogmos was lightening up the mood, surrounded by ladies who worked at the inn.

Hoho!

Oh my!

And he still thinks of humans as pet animals?

I wished him divine punishnt.

[A certain god looks displeased at the full wolf.]

I completely agree with you, god oh, theyre here.

Wow!

Woow

Ladies A and B walked down the stairs, waving towards us with the eyes of every man in the lobby facing them.

%#$.

% #$?

Demon Kogmos, who ca back next to , greeted them respectfully with a bow.

Dont worry about us. We just arrived as well.

Wrong, you demon!

We had waited forever.

Tell them we want to eat first.

We havent had a proper al yet due to our long travels, would you like to dine first? I know a place you ladies would like.

$#. %$, Kang Hansoo #$ %.

$. @#$ $#, Kang Hansoo $ %$ #@.

The ladies each said sothing while ntioning my na.

What about ?

The demon was giving a weird look.

What?

They said theyd like to dine, but they want to go to where you wanna go first.

Ooh!

Leave the judgnt to the demon who sees human ladies as pet animals!

Humans or demons all go for the powerful damn this world!

Kogmo! Lets eat first!

I was starting to like this fantasy world a little more.

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