Chapter 696: Dangers of Wireless Internet
“I’m not acting for anyone.” I snapped, “It’s normal to have these kinds of interactions between childhood friends… probably.”
Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, Xiao Qin did not keep digging any deeper.
“Can I sit on this chair?” Xiao Qin pointed to the chair I had just sat on and asked with excessive caution.
“Go ahead.” I waved my hand, “You don’t have to ask my permission for everything as long as it’s within the boundaries of what normal childhood friends would do.”
Xiao Qin took off her bag and hung it on the back of her chair, then turned her face toward and asked:
“Is asking to continue to act as your girlfriend in front of Ai Mi and Winnie normal for childhood friends?”
“What else would you do?” I asked rhetorically, “If Ai Mi knew you weren’t my girlfriend, don’t you know how she would ridicule you?”
“That, that’s true…” Xiao Qin’s arms trembled slightly. Xiao Qin really may not be able to bear it if Ai Mi rubbed salt into her wound.
Seeing a sad expression on Xiao Qin’s face, I consoled her, “Don’t be discouraged, I said I’d give you a second chance. When we pretend to be a couple in front of Ai Mi and Winnie, you can think of it as a rehearsal.”
Xiao Qin suddenly looked like the fairy godmother had cast a spell on her and her body emitted radiance and vitality.
“I, I will definitely try my best. I will definitely try to beco a girl you would like. I would fight so you would take the initiative next ti, to ask to be your girlfriend…”
Halfway through the sentence, due to her lack of confidence, her voice gradually beca quieter, and she lowered her head to not look directly in the eyes, because she was afraid that I was angry.
“Be more confident in yourself.” I said, “It’s more like you when you show this kind of zeal. You’ve been talking less these days and I’m not used to it.”
“Then…” Xiao Qin saw being surprisingly friendly, so she was not as reserved as before, “If we’re in front of Ai Mi and Winnie, when we pretend to be a couple, can I act coquettish? “
“Sure.” I don’t think that I should give Xiao Qin too many limitations, otherwise Ai Mi would be able to see through our lies if it’s too fake.
“Can I wrap my arms around yours?”
“Sure.”
“Can I hug you when I’m happy?”
“Sure.”
“Can I ask you to help carry my shopping bags when we’re at the mall?”
“Sure, no problem.”
“If there’s only one seat left on the bus, can I also sit on your lap?”
“Um… I don’t think Ai Mi would ride the bus with us, but with Winnie is a possibility…”
“Sorry, is asking to sit on your lap going overboard?”
“No, if we are in front of Ai Mi or Winnie, and the bus is too crowded without a place to stand, then it’s fine for you to sit on my lap.”
“Um…” listening to say “sure” to all her requests, Xiao Qin beca more and more excited. “If it’s in front of Ai Mi and Winnie, it seems like I’m even more like your girlfriend than before.”
I frowned and thought about it, “You can think that way.”
“Hooray ~(≧▽≦)/~.” Xiao Qin couldn’t resist the urge to stand up from her chair to celebrate, but she stopped herself halfway, as if she thought it would make her look like a moron.
“(^__^) hehehe…” But overall it was difficult for her to change her nature. She looked at with a smile and the joy in her eyes couldn’t be concealed.
“Stop giggling, you brought your sumr howork, right?” I said, “What don’t you understand, I’ll teach you.”
Since I couldn’t do any physical activities, it would be good to work my brain.
In order to stimulate our enthusiasm for learning, the math teacher once said in class, “Learn mathematics and chemistry well, so you won’t be afraid no matter where you go.” Although the correctness of his statent is debatable, it is an indisputable fact that Xiao Qin’s math and physics was disastrous.
When solving for the surface area of a rectangular box without a lid, Xiao Qin often forgets the area of the bottom surface. Her reasoning was that the diagram did not clearly draw it and that the bottom surface was blocked by the other four sides.
Also in the blank answer area, she drew a crooked box. Is that even a box? That looks more like the crushed remains of Spongebob.
As for the question “Why doesn’t the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall down”, she doesn’t reply with “center of gravity”, “heavy vertical line”, “fulcrum”, or “support surface”, but she egotistically answered:
“Because it’s a world-famous attraction, so the Italian governnt sent 1,000 people underground to pull it up with a rope. If it fell down, they wouldn’t be able to collect entrance fees anymore.”
She was afraid the teacher wouldn’t understand, so she also drew a side profile of many people underground pulling up the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
In the chemistry howork, it ntioned diamond and graphite are the sa elent, but it made Xiao Qin even more confused?
“If it’s really the sa thing, why doesn’t the Diamond Sutra change its na to the Graphite Sutra?”
Hurry up and apologize to Buddhists around the world! I think your logic jumps all over the place. Why does teaching you math and science feel no less difficult than taking Ai Mi to win LOL ranked matches?
I decided to first instruct Xiao Qin to finish all the science howork, then I could just copy all of it for my own howork, then I would be finished the sumr’s work too.
Even with the curtains closed, there was plenty of light. I had a rare feeling of peace and comfort as I guided Xiao Qin through her howork.
How peaceful. I hope my heart problems can be cured and I can enjoy this life so more.
Ti flew by in the blink of an eye and it was already noon. Xiao Qin said she wanted to go dine with her mother in the ward, so it wouldn’t be good for to make her stay.
“Right, we’re going to have lunch anyway, so why don’t we ask the French chef to make sothing suitable for the patients and then you can bring it to Auntie Ren?” I suggested.
The French chef loved being a chef from the bottom of his heart. As long as soone liked to eat what he made, he always went out of his way to fire up the stove right away.
Xiao Qin hesitated, “Mom wants to eat bamboo shoots these days, does the chef know how to make bamboo shoots?”
“Yes, the five-color salad in contains bamboo shoots.” I was proud of the French chef as if he was my family, “If you talk to him, he will make you a delicious dish that includes bamboo shoots.”
“I’ll go talk to him.” Xiao Qin was puzzled for a mont, then said, “By the way, the chef doesn’t know Chinese, but he knows so English, so he can communicate with in English, but for Ye Lin classmate…”
I blushed, “I only gesture, or draw the things I want to eat on a piece of paper…”
Hearing say that, Xiao Qin’s eyes lit up, “Since you can only express yourself with pictures, then I, the future mangaka, can draw what I want to eat as well!”
“Please wait a mont, I’ll draw it, then you take it to the chef, he will definitely know what I want.”
I couldn’t stop her in ti. She had already torn a piece of sketch paper and finished the picture of “stead bamboo shoots” she had in mind with a ball point pen.
The lines she drew this ti looked inexplicably rigid, so rigid that they looked more like a building.
This is the stead Leaning Tower of Pisa, damn it.
I ended up redrawing a crooked stead bamboo shoot on the back of the paper, which was barely understandable to the chef.
Xiao Qin didn’t leave room 103 and waited until I ca back with the packed stead bamboo shoots and pork porridge. She happily saluted while still obliviously thinking that it was her superior drawing skills that made the chef understand it so quickly.
“Oh O(∩_∩)O~ now mom and I will both have sothing to eat, thank you, and also help say thank you to the chef.”
With my help, she flipped out the window and left, she was in a good mood before leaving and even muttered to herself:
“It looks like my drawing skills have improved again. I’m almost frightened by my artistic talent, should I finish the shoujo manga I used to draw and submit it to an editor…”
Which manga, “Love at Zhou Kou Dian”? Or so other unbearable, disastrous work?
Please spare the editor, don’t injure both his eyes with your art.
After Xiao Qin left, I received a temperature check from Dr. Yu. As I was looking forward to the French chef’s lunchti al, I received a call from Shu Zhe.
“Brother Ye Lin, you… you have to save .”
Shu Zhe pleaded with with a crying voice imdiately after I picked up.
“What kind of trouble are you in again?” I asked him in a bad mood.
“I… didn’t cause any trouble this ti, it’s a punishnt from the heavens.” Shu Zhe said, “I was coerced by ‘Uncle Fireball’.”
Huh, isn’t ‘Uncle Fireball’ one of the perverted custors like ‘Cilantro Buns’ who told to sell worn underwear, as well as blowing balloons, and blowing condoms?
“What, you t Uncle Fireball in real life?” I asked, “Aren’t you usually dressed as a man? Were his eyes so accurate, he can even recognize it was you even when you wore a wig and colored contacts?”
Shu Zhe choked with regret for a mont before finally making up his mind and admitted:
“I, I’m now at my aunt’s house, being forced by my uncle to walk around in a cat maid costu every day, serving him tea, massaging his shoulders and back…”
“Wait a minute.” I said in bewildernt, “Just now, you said you were coerced by Uncle Fireball, so how did it turn into your uncle?”
“I…” I don’t know how much abuse Shu Zhe suffered in the past few days, but he could not help but let out a cry, “How would I have expected that my uncle is Uncle Fireball? He’s the one who taught my sister how to use a gun, my own uncle!”
“It’s only been a few years since we last saw each other, but ever since he learned how to use wireless internet in the forest keepers lodge, he gradually went from a veteran hunter to a huge pervert!”
“He recognized that I was the person who sold the worn underwear to him. He was angry at first, but then he looked very happy. Now, he forces to continue to live in his house. Every day behind closed doors, he makes dress up as a cat maid to serve him, the gaze he uses to look at is becoming more and more odd…”
“Bro Ye Lin, if you don’t co to my rescue, I’m afraid my own uncle will…”
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