I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 408 - 374 Title: Code Name: "Awakening Spirit

This...

According to Jiang Xiao’s temper, he definitely wanted to give those two a good verbal lesson.

But after going through these few educational experiences,

Jiang Xiao also profoundly understood a principle, naly, that he’s not cut out for handling kids.

Stubbornly unenlightened and repeatedly uncorrected, even seemingly growing more presumptuous?

The good news is, this ti he might be able to get so help.

Relying on the old n and won from the military compound and the ntal hospital was completely ineffective.

They just dote on these little brats.

Fortunately, this ti there was Sun Wei~

By the ti he went out, Sun Wei had already taken the two little ones to the canteen.

To give credit where it’s due, Sun Wei’s cooking wasn’t bad, but she might not recognize so ingredients.

To be precise, she was only good with chicken, duck, fish, pork, beef, lamb, and such; she seldom ate shrimp.

Today, their family would not eat the big cauldron als from the compound but would have a private al instead.

Perhaps because they hadn’t eaten this way in a long ti, Mu Xitang and Bai Yi were following Sun Wei’s footsteps eagerly and even sensibly helped wash the vegetables and the like.

"Wash away, savor these rare monts of happiness~"

"Hm? Dad, what are you mumbling about?"

"Uh, I... you know, I was saying, ahem, these kinds of happy monts haven’t been experienced in a long ti, Ssi-mi-da~"

The three won: "?"

"Speak properly; stop sounding like you’re burping up kimchi."

The precocious Sect Hierarch Xi Tang, hands on hips, corrected Jiang Xiao’s grammatical errors.

Alright, alright~

Following your lead, Jiang Xiao still vividly rembered the dining rules set by Sun Wei.

That is, don’t bring up any issues at the table, it affects the appetite.

Perhaps because she hadn’t eaten well in that other world, Sun Wei also had cravings, and she quickly prepared the food.

Jiang Xiao, the first one to finish eating, didn’t leave.

Just waiting...

Continuously waiting...

The three of them were still showing maternal and filial piety, even serving each other with food.

"Mom, this eggplant is so delicious, it slls so good~"

"Mm, you two eat as well, have more at."

There goes Jiang Xiao, couldn’t help but inwardly scoff, are they encouraging them to eat at?

"What’s up, sothing on your mind?"

Being constantly watched by Jiang Xiao, Sun Wei couldn’t help but ask.

"No, nothing, you guys eat first."

’Snap’

Sun Wei put down her chopsticks.

As everyone knows, you can’t hide your thoughts in the gaze of a mad person.

That look of hesitancy in Jiang Xiao’s face, anyone could see it wasn’t blind.

"Don’t, continue eating, we can talk after the al."

"Let’s talk now; how big can the issue be? What, afraid I’ll get mad?"

Jiang Xiao nodded candidly, and Sun Wei smiled placidly, her words resounding confidently.

"No worries, I’m in a good mood today, nothing you say will make mad, you got a woman outside? No problem, a small issue. A real man can have the power to marry eighty wives and I won’t get mad; I’d only praise you for having strong back and legs, and good health."

Oh...

Didn’t expect Sun Wei to be this kind of person.

Since she could tolerate him having a mistress, presumably small mistakes made by Mu Xitang and Bai Yi wouldn’t set her off either.

"Yeah, dad, just tell us, mom is in a good mood, she surely won’t bla you."

"Mhm-mhm, go on, the Sect Hierarch Xi Tang has got your back!"

"Alright, then I’ll speak."

Following that, Jiang Xiao pulled out a small notebook and began to read.

"This is the situation; since this isn’t a bizarre world, I found a kindergarten, thinking to let Mu Xitang and Bai Yi learn from an early age how to integrate into our society’s norms."

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, who were busy eating, turned pale.

Bad news, dad is targeting us this ti!

Sun Wei nodded, her question showing incomprehension.

"That’s good, why would I be mad at that? Do you think I’m an unreasonable woman in your eyes?"

"They’ve never done a single howork assignnt."

"This..."

After a pause, Sun Wei continued making excuses for the two little ones.

"If they’ve fully mastered the knowledge from the books, it’s not really necessary to do howork."

"They also don’t listen to the teacher and have repeatedly talked back."

"Huh?" Sun Wei frowned. "Talked back to a teacher? When did this happen?"

"It’s not just that, they haven’t only talked back to teachers, they’ve also bullied their classmates. In Beihai Kindergarten, their notoriety makes even babies stop crying!"

This ti Sun Wei didn’t say anything, her expression simply turned colder.

"Tell everything they’ve done, don’t leave anything out."

Seeing this, Jiang Xiao didn’t say any more and handed over the notebook for Sun Wei to look through. It recorded a total of twenty-eight offenses committed by the two little ones.

Including but not limited to, tricking an old man from the military compound by plucking out his beard!

Plus binge-eating, munching on nothing but fried snacks or soda pop with gas, refusing to listen to any advice.

They’d also stayed up all night playing video gas, confused day and night, and even slept in class during the day, severely disrupting discipline.

Hearing this, Sun Wei uncontrollably stood up, her gaze scanning around as if searching for sothing.

They’d even learned to order takeout.

Jiang Xiao emphasized this because no one knew where they got the money for the takeout.

And beer, though nobody saw them drinking it, they did see the empty beer bottles afterward.

How preposterous!

What kind of girls act like this?

After reading through the list, Sun Wei’s face turned red with anger.

"Bai Yi! Run!!"

Without needing Mu Xitang’s reminder, the clever Bai Yi had already sprinted away before Mu Xitang could say anything.

Bai Yi: ጿጿጿ

"I’ve lost it! Bai Yi, where’s your loyalty?"

Mu Xitang: ﾚ(ﾟ口ﾟ(๑)ﾍ Wait for !

Having spent so much ti with Sun Wei, they recognized the level of her "anger" in a single glance.

Anger that turned her face red was a sign they had never encountered before!

Unfortunately, their difference from Sun Wei was like a chasm.

You see, before their mother-daughter relationship had beco so harmonious, Sun Wei had more than once threatened to "eat them" when they did sothing wrong.

This wasn’t an exaggeration, but a statent...

Especially now, they were even slower after binge eating.

*Snap*

Like an eagle capturing a chick, she effortlessly grabbed one by the scruff.

Bai Yi: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ

"Wow! Mom, I was wrong, I’ll definitely change next ti!"

Sun Wei: (怒｀Д´怒)

"What’s that? Thinking there’ll be a next ti?!"

Seeing a spanking was imminent, Mu Xitang stretched her neck out, wailing for help.

Mu Xitang: ˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄Д˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚

"Wow! Murder! Mom’s going to eat her daughter! Head of the courtyard, Grandma Sun, Grandpa Li! Help! There’s a mom abusing her child! Help!"

Sun Wei: "?"

You’ve got so nerve!

"If I heard that right, are you threatening ?"

She only intended to give a slight admonishnt, but with Mu Xitang’s shouting, she felt she couldn’t back down without giving them a proper beating.

Good news: Soone outside the cafeteria heard the cries for help.

Bad news: They only dared to watch through the glass, lacking the courage to intervene or to save soone from Sun Wei.

Fortunately: Although they couldn’t help, they did witness the entire process of Bai Yi and Mu Xitang getting disciplined.

"Huh?"

Just when Sun Wei was about to teach the children a lesson, Jiang Xiao noticed Mu Xitang’s phone vibrating a few tis.

This phone...

It was the one he had brought out from Kaidan, the device from Madman Villa that belonged to Old Wang for watching videos.

Curiously opening the phone, he found a multidia ssage.

Code: "Activate Spirit!"

Confidentiality level: "X!"

Assigned by: "Huang!"