I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 273 - 240: Not Just Any Man Can Wear It

You’re getting all twisted up this early in the morning?

And another thing.

Isn’t this kind of abstract job usually Jiang Xiao’s thing?

This ti, it seems the security guard’s big feet are stealing the show.

"Scram, you rascal! Put them down! They’re dripping with stinky sweat already!"

Yeesh!

Jiang Xiao’s expression turned fierce.

Just in the ti it took this idiot’s stinky feet to stretch and retract,

there was a yellow stain on his nightstand.

He had reason to believe that the security guard’s feet could kill soone with even a slight obsession with cleanliness,

not to ntion taking down a couple of normal people wouldn’t be a problem at all.

Their odor was maxed out in lethality.

"Get lost, I’m fuming just looking at you, call Xiaoqin over."

The big lug retracted his large feet with a hurt look, his mouth moved as he wanted to say sothing but held back because he feared upsetting Jiang Xiao, and swallowed his words.

Before long,

Xiaoqin, wearing pink bubble slippers, ca into Jiang Xiao’s room with a prissy walk.

After hesitating, she also kicked off her slippers and placed her delicate prison guard feet in front of Jiang Xiao’s face,

even thoughtfully wrapped with several golden chains.

Today she wasn’t wearing leggings.

Hmm, no socks either.

It’s well-known this rich bro likes bare feet.

"Ohayou, Onii-chan, Aido, Qiaodou Maide~"

After saying that, the nurse’s face flushed red with embarrassnt.

Live stream: ???

Wang Defa?

Why are all the oddities in these Kaidan stories like the works of abstract artists?

"Bro Jiang Xiao, the security guard just said you wanted to see my prison guard feet, I...I didn’t know, is this the right pose?"

"Uhh, should I say it is?"

The two stared at each other, large eyes to small, as the atmosphere plumted to sub-zero.

To break the awkward silence, Xiaoqin spoke up again.

"Have you had breakfast? If not, you could have a little."

Have a little?

"Should, should I have so?"

Indeed.

I admit your feet are highly lethal.

But when it cos to eating them...

it’s definitely a bit hard to know how to start.

"Ah! No, no, no, not my feet!"

The nurse quickly retracted her feet and hurriedly explained.

"I ant have you eaten breakfast. If not, I can go to the cafeteria and get you sothing."

Agh!

All that excitent for nothing!

Jiang Xiao didn’t even show a hint of disappointnt, yet the live stream was filled with sighs and resignations.

[Naruto Uzumaki’s brother has sothing to say.]

[That’s right, I didn’t get a chance to appear in the last Kaidan, now I need to speak, Vortex Mouth, thank you!]

[What beautiful feet! By the way, I think the prison guard feet of these young girls in Kaidan are really top-notch.]

[Hehehe...this nurse Xiaoqin, looks so innocent, hehehe...a nurse’s uniform...goose box...painted with sexy black nail polish, the contrast, it must be extre...]

[She just smashed those jade feet into Jiang God’s face and he didn’t react? If it were , I would’ve clamped on and never let go!]

[I wouldn’t just eat, I would ask her to soak her feet, I need to drink so soup to really capture the flavor.]

[Dudes, try to control your emotions! She is a specter, a female oddity!]

[The oddities in this hospital are each more abstract than the last, in comparison, I feel Jiang God is very normal.]

[Are you sure?]

[Let’s make a bet, within the next ten sentences, let’s see if Jiang Xiao acts normal or not, how about that?]

[I’ll raise your bet! I think Jiang God might be abstract, but the level of weirdness in this hospital must be no less than his.]

Well then.

Jiang Xiao finally understood after Xiaoqin’s stumbling explanations.

It was that dolt security guard who misunderstood the rich guy’s intention.

The rich guy just wanted the security guard to call him, but the guard thought the rich guy didn’t like his feet and wanted to see the nurse’s feet.

"Jiang Xiao bro, then why did you call over?"

The young nurse wore a puzzled expression, thinking Jiang Xiao had torn his own leggings last night because he liked her feet.

Now what...

"Here’s the thing, I’ve decided. Gather everyone in the hospital, line them up from shortest to tallest, and I will check what style of underwear each of them is wearing."

Jiang Xiao said this with a face full of pride.

Really, he even admired himself for coming up with such a brilliant, ingenious idea!

Everyone: .....

"Not not not, who just said Jiang God was acting normal? Speak up, Kuroko!"

The nurse’s expression froze, then, just like the security guard from before, she hesitated to speak.

"Bro, actually, actually we know what you like now, right?"

The nurse’s face flushed red as if it were bleeding, but she timidly lifted a corner of her nurse’s skirt, revealing a piece of pink underneath.

Huh?

What’s that?

When the inside sponsor ntioned underwear, the door of Ward No. 9 was instantly squeezed open by two people who had been eavesdropping.

Dr. Qin Shou and the basket-carrying security guard?

What were these two eavesdropping at the door for?

But...

"Well, good, I didn’t consider it thoroughly. Such matters should indeed be handled by doctors."

Considering the nurse’s lowly status and that her words might not be taken seriously, Jiang Xiao repeated his plan to the doctor.

Unexpectedly, Dr. Qin Shou also exhibited an expression of shyness similar to the nurse’s.

These three’s expressions were as if they were cast from the sa mold!

Only the nurse’s shyness was the sweetest, while the security guard’s was the most disgusting.

"What are you standing around for? Get moving!"

The three looked at one another, nodded in unison, and then, as if on cue, started to "undress."

The nurse lifted her skirt, while the doctor and the security guard unbuckled their belts.

Damn it!

Trying to gross out, huh?!

A glint flashed in Jiang Xiao’s eyes as he sprung up from bed, poised for action.

I’m a polite person, but if the other person wants to play hardball, I’m not the sort of coward to shy away from a challenge!

"Jiang Xiao bro, look!"

Jiang Xiao: ?????

Damn? Pink legend?!

"Arigato, i Yangyang-san~"

"Cough, I told you, the level of abstract nonsense in this hospital is absolutely on par with Jiang Xiao’s killing spree, fifty-fifty!"

Jiang Xiao was stunned too.

He had been looking everywhere last night for soone wearing pink i Yangyang underwear, and today suddenly three of them pop up?!

Especially the security guard!

That’s a child’s size, damn it!

You, a giant man over three ters tall, can fit into it?!

Not even close!

It’s more accurate to say he’s just pulling them on...

Tsk!

Dr. Qin Shou gave Jiang Xiao a gracefully bow.

"Sponsor, look, we’ve purchased the underwear you sought after by every ans possible, how about it? Do you like it?"

After speaking, he even put his hands behind his head, striking poses and showing off to Jiang Xiao from every angle.

Hiss!

Jiang Xiao felt his brain starting to sputter.

No.

This isn’t right...

"Rule Two: If soone is wearing pink i Yangyang underwear, then you must agree to their request."

He only wanted to find out who was behind the weirdness and get rid of him.

Now why did it suddenly turn into three?

His workload had skyrocketly increased!

This won’t do!

"Who told you to change into those underpants? Doctor, if I’m not mistaken, weren’t you wearing Nánjí Rén underwear last night?"

The doctor was still smug about his underwear-switching plan and imdiately proudly replied.

"Hehe, it’s not that I can’t afford Nánjí Rén, it’s just that pink i Yangyang is more cost-effective! Bro, do you like it?"

I’ll cost-effective your grandmother, like hell I do!

"Take them off, take them off! Quick quick quick! I can’t see pink i Yangyang! Hurry up and take them off!"