I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 204 - 177: Such a Reward?
"[Am I not just speaking the facts? What’s wrong with saying she’s faking it?]"
"No, nothing’s wrong. I fucking want to cuss out your mother right now. What about it? Am I wrong?"]
"That Pinkie is just like a four or five-year-old girl. What the hell do you disgusting losers want to do?"]
"I was just saying she’s pretending... I didn’t say anything else... What did I say wrong..."]
Disgusting...
This tone is just too fucking disgusting and asking for a beating!
"[Uh, as a guy, or if you are a guy, let ask you, haven’t you ever fantasized about transforming into Ultraman or an Armor Hero or sothing?]"
The barrage of comnts suddenly paused.
It seed like everyone’s little thoughts had been poked...
After a while, a girl with the ID ’Little Bear Soft Candy’ sent a comnt.
"[Don’t laugh at , but as a high school girl, I often fantasize about the school being invaded by dark magic or monsters, and when everyone is running away in terror, I coolly, even mockingly, pull out the magic wand hidden in my desk...]"
"[, , ! Sister, I do too, only I fantasize about turning into a fairy and casting spells, but because I keep a low profile, I change my appearance to look like an ordinary person. Everybody looks down on , until I... uh, use a little trick. I won’t be laughed at, right?]"
Laughed at?
What’s there to laugh at about such girls?
"[Fuck! I stand here today, and let’s see who dares to laugh at you! I never expected there to be girls in the world whose thoughts are exactly like mine?! But what I want to beco is Ultraman!]"
Alright, alright.
So that’s how you play, huh?
Then let’s all stop pretending and lay our cards on the table~
"[You’re not alone, but Ultraman is too childish for . I want to beco the kind of Immortal who sword-flies, cutting down the demons shrouded in black mist! Ideally, the world is also sealed by the evil creatures! Brandishing a three-foot green blade, I stand before the masses and proclaim: This sword is for the common people! With an invincible stance, I slice open the seal!]"
"[I fantasize about being a martial arts master, originally wanting to live an ordinary life until one day I see a little girl fall into the water and, compelled, reveal my qinggong water floating in front of the girl I like...]"
"[I fantasize about being an Armor Hero, that flick of the hand movent from the Fla Dragon I mimic every day on my way ho from school. Yeah, I’m a high school student. Is it childish?]"
"[Uh, as a college student, I already have a complete set of fantasy scenarios ready. Anyone interested?]"
"[Quick, quick, quick! Spill, I wanna hear, love to hear!]"
"[Damn!! Fuck , I’m really not alone!]"
Everyone in the barrage was anxiously waiting.
Because no matter what fantasy scenario this college student had,
as soon as it’s shared...
that scenario would beco their next fantasy template!
Finally.
The college student rapped out a long passage.
"Transformation? That’s for kids, watch ."
"It was an ordinary afternoon class when suddenly the clear sky turned dark! A huge claw tore through the void, and space itself began to twist, like a shattered mirror."
"A shadow that blotted out the sun slowly erged from the broken space, its body covered in tallic muscles, canine teeth baring from its mouth, and a golden hoop behind its head shining with streaks of black, sinister light."
"The scent of death began to perate the air, and all the teachers and students in the school stared dumbly at the scene..."
"Until the beast roared, causing thousands of teachers and students to explode into a mist of blood on the spot, and only then did people scream and flee in all directions."
"And you, with a sigh, walked slowly against the flow of people towards the monster. Your bizarre actions stunned the crowd into forgetting to run. Teachers scread at you to co back, the bullies who normally picked on you called you a big idiot, and the girl you had a crush on looked at you with a complicated gaze, her eyes seemingly shimring with tears."
"But you just turned your head, gave a bitter smile, and said, ’Honestly, I didn’t want to reveal it either, but with great power cos great responsibility.’ Having said that, you continued to walk slowly towards the beast."
"It wasn’t until you were about a hundred ters from the beast that you stopped, shook your head reluctantly, and uttered a light command: ’Sword, co.’ Your tiny voice, however, echoed across the entire land of Dragon Country! Even the beast was caught off guard, uncertain of your strength."
"At that mont, countless Divine Weapons buried underground and ancient swords from museums around the world burst into a dazzling and excited light! It seed unbelievable that soone in today’s world could surpass the Banished Immortals of old tis!"
"At school, after hearing your command ’Sword, co,’ and with no response, everyone frowned. The beast, which had previously been taken aback by you, scoffed with disdain, slowly pressing its claw towards you."
"The crowd’s endless mockery surrounded you, ’What kind of crap is this?’, ’What are you pretending for?’, ’Everyone run, this idiot bought us so ti.’ Even the girl you liked revealed a look of disappointnt and loss."
"But just as the beast’s claw was about to crush you, there ca a sharp sword cry and a heartrendingly resolute flash of sword light!"
"The beast’s claw suddenly snapped off at the root! A beautiful long sword appeared above your head, humming and circling."
"Hiss! What is this? This is the Chunjun Sword, one of the top ten famous swords of Dragon Country! The school’s gray-haired archaeology professor, who had already gone white at the temples, couldn’t believe his eyes and adjusted his glasses while revealing the sword’s origin."
"No...not right, the professor’s pupils shrank in an instant! It wasn’t just the Chunjun Sword! In the sky, there was also the Xuanyuan Sword, Fish Intestine Sword, and the paired swords Gan Jiang and Mo Ye..."
That’s it?
Waited another two minutes.
Really, that’s it?
"Bro, please update, I’m really in the thick of it!"
"Impressive for a college student! My story about transforming into a Flaming Dragon Hero to save the belle of the school during a magical beast invasion doesn’t even compare! What a waste of the two and a half years I spent practicing (Fla Dragon Flick)."
"That’s right, they’re college students after all. This complete story logic, what did you expect?"
"Indeed, my fantasies are just scattered bits of showing off. Theirs is definitely badass. But no matter, next ti I summon that whatever sword, it will be my turn."
Exactly~
I care how cool you think it is?
Next ti, I’ll just fit myself into your story template!
"Bro, I beg you, keep writing? I’d pay to read this in a book."
Huh?
It seed that the calling from everyone was sensed, and that fellow went off on another speech.
[Audio: [60"]]: (What’s the rush? He hasn’t finished his weekend howork yet! He’s got to go to a fourth-grade tutoring class soon, and all you people do is lead him astray. I just...)]
The barrage suddenly went quiet.
Everyone: ...
It’s not...
Since when did the fantasy monts of fourth graders beco so lit?
[Aww, no matter what, our little Pink-Hair is just so cool!]
[Exactly, I go to work, and even at the office, I dream about transforming. Give a chance, and I’ll outshine her for sure!]
[And she really has the power to show off, right? Can’t handle it? Keep quiet, hold it in, and if you dare, go challenge her to a duel when Pink-Hair cos out!]
[Like he’d dare to duel? Pink-Hair, the Sect Hierarch, would blow his head off in an instant!]
Oh? If it wasn’t for soone reminding them, everyone would have forgotten about Mu Xitang’s bizarre identity.
Question her posturing?
You wouldn’t think so when she’s crushing your skull!
Finally, those accounts mocking Mu Xitang’s swagger were blasted into deactivation within five minutes.
[Stop bickering, those three clowns finally moved on as well.]
The trio of sore losers also fantasized about crossing over the iron chains as suavely as Pink-Hair.
But their movents were genuinely subpar, all in tribute to Jiang Xiao.
Each one climbed over, hugging the chains and scrambling with hands and feet.
As for who’s the third to get across?
The big-bearded guy and the curly-haired dude generously let Black Sis go ahead.
According to the rules, the first three "people" would receive rewards or sothing.
...
"What? What’s the reward? I’m just saying, I’m not greedy, ha, just curious to see. It’s fine if you don’t tell ."
The last one to cross over, the big-bearded guy, was impatiently urging.
Regarding the reward...
Jiang Xiao opened his hands, and three strange fragnts appeared in them.
Huh?
What’s this thing?
Not just the big-bearded guy was clueless, even the original residents, the big-horned dairy cow and Mu Xitang, were baffled.
The rules didn’t lie.
They indeed distributed one fragnt each to the first three people who crossed over.
Summoned from the void, they went straight into the hands of the trio.
Both Black Sis and Mu Xitang handed over what they received to Jiang Xiao.
Pink-Hair certainly rembered her father’s instructions before coming in.
That was to rack her brains to hunt for treasures!
Clutching the three fragnts in her hand, Jiang Xiao could feel threads of power seeping into her body.
Hiss? The effect seed to be an increase in stamina...
Not just a temporary boost of stamina, but a real, permanent enhancent.
This would be confird once they exited the Kaidan to check the attributes panel.
Moreover, apart from boosting stamina, it seed the fatigue from the day was gradually being relieved by the fragnts...
ps:
Lottery picture in the comnts ☛
Winner list IDs:
1: 25th floor, FallenTheory
2: 438th floor, EndOfYearsZ
3: 455th floor, Reader20230815143243411
4: 397th floor, SeparateD
5: 18th floor, DrunkAndCrazy
6: 482nd floor, StrollingAtTheMountainTopWithWine
7: 130th floor, HungryFairy
8: 319th floor, HamrAndIt’sDone
9: 318th floor, Reader20220828175544603
10: 51st floor, SothingDifferent_
Those who won, please join the group: 859900271. Don’t add it randomly, I’ll disband it later.
Got a bit of a problem, my PC just goes ’beep’ and automatically shuts down.
Have to pull out and replug the connector and power to restart it.
Bought a new cable from ituan for the PC and monitor connection, but still no go, anyone knowledgeable could give a pointer?
Looked it up on Baidu, said that I should clean the case or buy a new power cable, but not sure if it’s true, I just cleaned the case two months ago...
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