Chapter 1: Becoming Jobless.
Labyrinth City rhatz.
At the edge of this city that spreads out from the labyrinth that lies at its center, I’m working hard as usual at Eris’ hospital.
「Uwah, you didn’t treat this wound properly, did you? It’s starting to fester. You’ll need Dis-Poison for this too. Along with the Heal, that cos to 400 Zeni.」
Before my eyes is a girl with vivid red hair, long enough to reach her shoulders. She has a rough style, with moderately-toned limbs, a simple buttoned shirt, and shorts. There’s a boyish air to her.
On that girl’s left arm there’s a wound from being caught on sothing sharp. However, contrary to the painful-looking scar, the girl’s reply is cheerful, and she shows no sign of being especially bothered by the wound. Yes, for this girl, wounds like that are an everyday occurrence. Because this girl is an “adventurer”.
When I cast “healing magic” on the girl’s arm, a faint light gathers on the affected part, and the wound nds.
「Ehh, 400 huhhh. Shiki, can’t you lower that just a liiiittle more? My equipnt broke too on that last exploration, so I’m low on moneyyy.」
「That’s impossible. If I lower the treatnt fee on my own, Eris is gonna fire for sure this ti. I’m in a tough spot as a hired healer.」
I, Satou Shiki, was originally a college student from modern-day Japan. Then one day, all of a sudden, I ca to this world. I was stabbed with a kitchen knife by a slasher, and the mont I thought I had died, sohow I was here in this labyrinth city.
Originally, I had earned a modest sum of money in Japan as a counterfeit antiques dealer, and a much greater sum of money by building up a psychic healing group as a new religion. And I don’t know whether it’s related to that or not, but I acquired Appraisal and Healing Magic skills upon my arrival in this world. And then, in order to make a living in this other world, after various twists and turns I began to work at Eris’ hospital. It’s been three months or so since then.
「Ehhhh, it’s fiiine, she won’t find out. C’mon, just the Dis-Poison amount! I’m begging youuu.」
Squish.
The redheaded girl squeezes her freshly-healed arms together. You wouldn’t guess it from her boyish deanor, but she’s pushing up so large tits.
This is dangerous. In many ways.
Without her labyrinth exploration gear, the only thing covering the girl’s breasts is that single shirt. Of course she’s wearing underwear, but the underclothes in this world don’t have anything so unromantic as fixed support wires. Unimpeded by the thin garnt, her abundant twin peaks jiggle and sway.
「But you see…」
The manager of this hospital, Eris.
Soon after I ca to this world, I was looking for a job. I ran into her by chance on the street, and I was chard by those giant tits that were cramd into her monastic habit and looked ready to burst free. With a teensy bit of stalking I followed her to this hospital. And that’s how I started working here.
However, to be honest, the environnt isn’t great. First of all, maybe because of its location far from the labyrinth at the center of town, there aren’t many custors. Since custors don’t co, the place’s treatnt fee is set impossibly low to attract custors from elsewhere. Of course, thanks to that managent style the hospital has no money, and accordingly, my salary is low too. Although I’m a live-in worker, so I don’t really care that much either way about the salary.
If I give discounts at a hospital managed like this, what will Eris say? No, actually she scolds , and even tells the next ti I do it I’m fired. And that’s happened countless tis already.
But man, the only type of adventurers that would go out of their way to a hospital so far from the labyrinth are money-grubbers and sly old dogs.
「Looook, it’s fine if you wanna touch ’em just a liiittle…? 」
Faced with the negotiation skills of exceptional won, I resist in vain, and I get forced into giving them discounts every ti. It’s all god’s fault for bearing forth such sinful fruits. Ah, since I was revered like a god by parts of Japan as the founder of a new religion, you could argue that it’s my fault too though.
「I gueesssss there’s no helping it. Alright, 200 Zeni for the Heal portion!」
「Waaah, thank you! Well then, just a little, ‘kay?」
The redheaded girl sticks out her chest, pushing out those big twin peaks. When I stare intently at her face, her cheeks blush slightly and she quickly turns her head to the side.
This. This is it. That devilish behavior that makes n dance on the palm of her hand. Her soft, seductive voice. This girl is like this every ti. I just need to see this kind of thing once and the price discount is already a done deal. It’s not that I’m weak-willed; this girl’s ability is incredible.
Then, when I reach out my hand to the girl’s chest-
「What are you doing?」
An absolute-zero voice.
It reverberates throughout the treatnt room.
「Wh-, ah, I’m on my way out. Thank you very much for the treateeent!」
Ahhh. Boyish-chan dashed off. That’s an adventurer for you. What a magnificent body. I didn’t even get to rub it yet. Wait, she didn’t pay the fee either! Pay up.
The reason she ran away goes without saying.
At the entrance to the treatnt room, striking a daunting pose, there’s a woman with waist-length blonde hair, Eris. 18 years old, she’s a girl with a bit of a harsh personality who runs this hospital by herself. Her arms are crossed, pushing up so plump, voluptuous breasts that completely overshadow the earlier Boyish-chan’s, and the glare she’s pointing at is sharp enough to stab to death.
「Ah…hahahaha.」
Secret to success #1: When you’re in trouble, go with laughter.
「I told you, didn’t I? I told you not to reduce the treatnt fee. Over, and over, and over, and over.」
No effect.
「Look, that was, y’know, that. Ah, her chest! It seems her chest was injured, so I had to treat it, didn’t I? Okay?」
Secret to success #2: I had a valid reason for it.
「And why would physical contact be necessary, just to cast healing magic? Besides, I was watching from the start.」
No effect.
「Please find it in your heart to forgive eeeee!!」
Secret to success #3: Prostration.
An enthusiastic, perfect-form dogeza. Put your head against the floor, and just earnestly beg for forgiveness. With this display of wretchedness, surely even the furious Eris can’t help but to forgive .
「…Even though I hired you when you told wanted to work here no matter what, you never listen no matter how many tis I say it. Any opportunity you get, whether it’s or the custors, it’s just sexual harassnt, sexual harassnt, sexual harassnt. And despite that you eat enough for two people. I’ve been putting up with it until now only because your healing magic skill was so incredible, but. I. have. had. enough. You are fired. Never show your face here again.」
Yep, it was useless. Three outs. I’ve made her mad plenty of tis before, but never this angry. At least she’s never said anything about showing my face and all before.
「Sorry, look, I won’t do it anymore. If you get so angry it’ll spoil your pretty face, yeah?」
「Tch!!」
Ah, this is bad.
Eris-san is truly angry. Instantly clicking her tongue, looking at like rotten waste, I can feel her true disgust pointed at . Her bluntness is scary. Considerably scary. The only ti I’ve ever seen her this scary before was yesterday when I inevitably ended up seeing her swimming nude and on top of that my foot inevitably slipped and I inevitably fell over onto her and inevitably ended up rubbing her breasts a little. Okay yeah, that was going overboard.
I seriously just got fired 5 seconds ago.
My next words will surely decide my fate from now on. Get moving, brain. Think. Find the words that will bring back from the dead.
With all my brainpower, I search for the loving phrase that will make Eris go “So dreamy, take !” as her cheeks blush out of delight and shyness.
「Here’s your luggage. I’ve already packed it.」
Ti’s up.
Eris tosses a large jute bag my way. When I look inside, there are a few n’s habits and a single bank card. Yep, these are my things. She’s quite thoroughly prepared.
「Um, Eris-san?」
「Just like I told you. You’re fired. Get out.」
-And that’s how I was thrown out of Eris’ hospital on the spot, and beca holess and jobless in another world.
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