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*huff* *huff*

After tactically retreating, Jas spun on his heels and looked around for any pursuers. Finding none he clapped his hands together and closed his eyes as he chanted,

"My mind is clean, my body is pure, my mind is clean, my body is pure, begone sexy goblins! Wait no, begone unclean spirit!"

With that Jas had completely repressed the mory in a very healthy way..

"I was running for awhile and I still don't see an end to this forest. Welp, let's keep it moving."

Jas then spun on his heels again to continue in the direction he was previously headed. That's when he noticed a green sli rolling around a good distance ahead of him.

'If I can kill this I'll get exp and level up, this is perfect haha. Slis are the weakest monsters in any fantasy setting aside from maybe goblins, I can do this!'

For so reason Jas felt a strong feeling of déjà vu...

Looking around he found a hefty stick in which he intended to use on his unsuspecting foe. Walking closer it seed the sli finally noticed him about 30 paces out.

"Ufufu a worthy adversary, able to detect my presence this far away. Unfortunately for you foul creature, I've co to put an end to your life!" Jas felt that he had nailed his speech with an overflowing amount of charisma and bravado.

Running forward with courage and valor, Jas struck a heavy overhead swing onto the sli with his trusty battle stick. Flatting the sli into paste as Jas struck a very heroic pose.

"It was a hard fought victory and thanks to you I've stepped onto the path of greatness. You will be rembered as my stepping stone in the.... Crap." His victory speech cutoff abruptly when he noticed the sli had reford around his weapon into the sa oblong shape it was before.

Jas moved to step back and drop the stick when the sli sprang off the ground towards him.

"Aaahhh it bur— actually this doesn't hurt at all. Holy shit, is this my cheat! Am I impervious to damage? I really am too amazing hahahaha."

Jas bit his lip trying to figure out why it seed a bit drafty recently, he looked down and saw the sli was dissolving his clothes at his waist where it attached.

"Oh you bastard, these are the only clothes I have! Stop that!"

The sli didn't seem hear as it kept lting his clothes, pressing into his waist even deeper.

'Oooo this actually feels kinda good... maybe I should..'

"What the hell! This thing is molesting ! These monsters are too freaky!"

The lower half of Jas shirt along with his pants to mid thigh, were completely dissolved. And now the sli seed hell bent on giving him a turbo suck job.. or sli job?

"Get off foul beast! You're not stealing my isekai virginity that easy."

Panicked and looking for a way outta his predicant, Jas noticed a small purple crystal inside the sli. Instinctively he shot his hand forward and grabbed it. And when he yanked it back out, the sli ceased all movent and collapsed to ground in a pile of goo. Making sure he had finally put an end to it once and for all, he started to relaxed when suddenly-

(20 exp gained)

(20/100 to level 1)

This was best news Jas had received all day, he jumped up in the air for joy, and that's when he felt sothing else jump with him.

'I need to do sothing about my pants before I et anyone or they'll think I'm a total pervert.'

Out of the corner of his eye Jas noticed a flash of green as another sli launched at his manhood. Repeating the process of removing the crystal resulted in a swift demise for the sli.

(20exp received)

(40/100 to level 1)

"Hmm clothes can wait for now it seems... Co on slis, all you can eat at buffet on aisle 3!"

Swinging his junk around, Jas went running through the forest to find more slis to heroically battle...

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(20exp received)

(100/100 to level 1)

(Level up)

"That's what I'm talking about baby, oh yeah. Character sheet."

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(Player: Jas)

[Race: Human] [Age: 14]

Level:1

Exp [0/1000]

Attributes

Str: 5

Int: 8

Wis: 5

Con: 9

Spd: 5

Unallocated points: 10

Skills: Entoxicating Scent (Active)

Perks: Male, Unblocked

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"Finally, now its my ti to shine. But eh, what is this skill entoxicating scent? And why is it active. And why the hell am I suddenly 14 years old."

Jas focused on the skill in his character sheet and a description popped up.

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Skill: Entoxicating scent (Active)

Description: When activated creates pheromone bubble around user that indicates you are a man and can breed.

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"What the-? Can breed? Like I'm so sort of animal." Flabbergasted by this discovery Jas realized this is why those goblins and slis had acted that way. He was tempted to turn it off, but the skill was probably the only reason he was alive right now.

If those goblins had charged him, he was doubtful he could beat them to death with his bare hands. Sa with the slis, if they jumped on his face and suffocated him instead of his private place, it was very likely he would've died.

"I guess I have to keep this skill active for a little while longer.."

Focusing back on his character sheet he then rembered he had a perk for being male. Concentrating on it provided more information.

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Perk: Male

Description: Grants 5 attribute gain upon level up. Allows you to impregnate other sexes.

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"Why does being a man give double attribute points? Also obviously I can make babies with a wiener." Clearing his mind, he focused on his other perk.

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Perk: Unblocked

Description: Removes exp limitions imposed on the male sex. Grants full exp amount on quest completion and slain enemies. Exp required to level skills lowered to other sexes default.

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"What I'm gathering from the context clues here, is that guys are getting shafted here pretty hard!"

Taking so ti to collect his thoughts, Jas decided no ti was better than the present to allocate his stats and his character sheet ended up looking like

________________________________________

(Player: Jas)

[Race: Human] [Age: 14]

Level:1

Exp [0/1000]

Attributes

Str: 10

Int: 8

Wis: 5

Con: 9

Spd: 10

Unallocated points: 0

Skills: Entoxicating Scent (Active)

Perks: Male, Unblocked

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Splitting up his points to give half to strength and speed seed like the best course of action, especially in his predicant. Running through the woods all day had put him no closer to any civilization and it seed that he might have to spend a while in the forest.

Testing out his increased stats was a little tricky at first, when he went to start running his legs tried to move at the sa ti and he tripped.

"That wasn't very dignified."

Getting up and trying a slower pace worked a lot better than the full power sprint he tried a mont ago. Slowly jogging through the trees he gradually picked up the pace to what seed to be his top speed.

'If I had longer legs, I'd be college level athlete.'

Coming to a halt, Jas was trying to find a way to test his strength. Seeing no better option he walked over to the closest tree and punched it as hard as he could.

"O. son of a bitch." Shaking his hand and blowing on his scraped knuckles had Jas feeling like a complete idiot. "Of course I wasn't going to punch a hole in the tree, if I could only run as fast as an athlete with 10 speed, why the hell would 10 strength make the hulk."

While Jas had already had a very productive day, it seed that a only few hours had actually passed. With the sun still making its way to the middle of the sky, Jas realized it wasn't even midday yet.

With that in mind he asked himself if he really wanted to stay outside in the forest at night. So he made a decision, spinning around in a circle a couple of tis he stopped a little dizzy, with his direction picked he started running.

10 minutes in.. he was ambushed. A sli rocketed off the ground towards his junk. With his increased speed it had only 'sli jobed' him for half second before he snatched its life force away. All the while, he had kept running.

2 hours later Jas ca to a halt when he approached a river. It's current didn't look particularly strong and Jas was thankful for the chance to wash himself. His pants had been long forgotten after a sneaky sli tried to violate him from the back. All that remained of his clothes were his running shoes and his shirt that had been disintegrated up to his chest.

He was basically naked in a crop top and shoes. Amused at his state of undress, Jas inspected his character sheet while taking off his shoes.

________________________________________

(Player: Jas)

[Race: Human] [Age: 14]

Level:1

Exp [370/1000]

Attributes

Str: 10

Int: 8

Wis: 5

Con: 9

Spd: 10

Unallocated points: 0

Skills: Entoxicating Scent (Active)

Perks: Male, Unblocked

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It seed after his level up slis only provided half exp, aning he had killed 37 sexually frustrated balls of goo.

After his quick dip in the river, Jas felt rather refreshed. Putting his shoes back on, Jas glanced at his crop top shirt and left it. It seed a little too flamboyant for his style. But then again he had another idea for it...

Stretching his legs through the arms holes, Jas had finally covered up his dignity. Though at this point he really didn't care about modesty, his manhood kept flopping around when he was running and it was starting to hurt.

Walking along the river was a peaceful endeavor for about five minutes. From the river erged a giant snake thing with a human like appearance from the torso up, slithering on a big scaly tail. 'I seem to recall these being nad a Naga or a Lamia I think.'

Roaming over her features silently, Jas actually considered her pretty cute. Deep black hair that reached her waist was draped over her like clothing, covering her bare body underneath. With gentle blue eyes and pouty lips, Jas had to give her a good 7/10.

Jas interrupted whatever horny snake fest he was about to witness with, "Hello miss snake lady, do you know where the closest village might be located? I'm pretty lost."

For a long mont nothing happened and Jas started wondering wether or not she had understood him. Before he could break the silence, the snake lady had stamred out, "Ffuuu~~ e~"

Jas took a step forward, "Whats that miss, I didn't quite catch that." Though he noticed a deep shade of red flushed down her neck when he moved closer.

Jas mind jolted as he realized the problem and imdiately deactivated Entoxicating Scent.

At the sa ti he deactivated the skill, the snake lady fell backwards and put her hands on her lower waist area, spreading open her hole as she shouted, "Fuck my pussssy!"

A long silence passed as neither of them spoke, the flush retreating from the snake lady while Jas attempted to keep his face under control.

Eventually she sat up and looked at him with blush that spoke of embarrassnt and not arousel.

"I'm very sorry Sir, please forgive my behavior. I don't know what ca over ."

"That's quite alright miss..?"

"Retanya. Retanya Gintra of the Gintra Lamia tribe."

"So miss Gintra do-"

"Please call Retanya, Sir. Miss Gintra is my grandmother." She giggled.

"Then you must call Jas, Retanya."

Receiving a nod from the now confird Lamia Jas went on,

"So Retanya, would you happen to know where we are? I'm quite lost and would like to find a safer place than the woods before nightti."

"Oh, well currently we are in the eastern forest of the Roranspoc Duchy. The main city of Roranspoc would be about 12 days away by carriage from here."

"I see. Well what about the closest settlent?"

"That's fairly straightforward Jas, just keep following the river upstream and you'll be in the town of Creekrock well before sundown."

Jas strode forward and clasped her hands.

"Thank you so much Retanya, you're a lifesaver!"

With a noticeable blush returning she managed to respond.

"It's no problem at all Jas, but if you don't mind asking, why are you in the woods all alone?"

Thinking rapidly about a convincing lie, he said, "uh err, well that's umm... yeah that's it! I woke up in the forest this morning and now I can't rember anything. I don't even know where I'm from.." he said the last with small frown as if he was trying to rember.

Retanya put her hands up to her face in a gesture of shock, "Oh Jas that's horrible.. how do you feel? Is your bottom sore?"

What the hell. Did this woman just curse ?

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