"My master is none other than Master Bianji."
"Bianji, Bianji?" You suddenly feel the na is very familiar; you frown, thinking hard, and then it hits you, "Brother rembers now, isn’t that the one who’s with Gao..."
Fortunately, you catch yourself in ti, rembering the current setting and not completing the sentence, otherwise, you might very well be thrown in jail for defamation. You could ignore Bianji, but Bianji’s lover is no ordinary person—that’s Emperor Taizhong’s most beloved Gaoyang Princess.
"Banana my pork belly! This lecherous monk Bianji is no pushover. Even Xuan Zang likes him a lot. Hmm, but now that I’ve co, I can’t just leave with my tail between my legs. Who am I? A model citizen of the 21st century, always upholding the ’Three Represents,’ fully implenting Marxism-Leninism, a thousand-year-old virgin. As if I’m scared of him!"
After internally spitting on Bianji, you confidently wave your hand and say to the Little Sami, "Lead the way, lad. Today I’m going to visit this Master Bianji."
However, you didn’t let Shi Kai accompany you; instead, you sent him away halfway to quickly relay the information to Luo Cheng.
Following the Little Sami, you arrive at a secluded courtyard deep within Huichang Temple surrounded by a profusion of blooming flowers. For so reason, in this beautifully tranquil spot, a poem cos to your mind, which you recite aloud, "Looking at the flowers scattered on the ground, spring cos and autumn leaves, who can comprehend their deeper aning? There’s a saying, ’The fallen petals are not heartless things, turned to nurturing soil, they protect the blossoms even more.’ Ah."
"What a line, ’The fallen petals are not heartless things, turned to nurturing soil, they protect the blossoms even more.’ Lord Luo must also be a person of taste, it’s just unfortunate that you’re behaving like a common boor?" At this mont, a light bulb—or rather, a Bald Head reflecting sunlight—walks out from the side room. The mont you see him, you feel an intense urge! Yes, you read that right, you feel a very strong desire to beat up this baldie!
"I—what the heck?!"
You curse out loud and then quickly approach, looking the Monk up and down as if watching a unique Thai transvestite. The Monk’s clothing isn’t particularly strange, but as soon as you touch it—damn! It’s made of Shu Brocade! His monk’s robe is made of the best material available today, sothing only top officials can wear!
"Tsk tsk, so corrupt, bloody corrupt!" You then look at the Monk’s face. "Whoa, Master, what brand of skincare are you using? How do you manage to keep your little face so smooth and tender, tsk tsk tsk, my goodness, it’s as soft as my Little Yue’er’s."
However, while the Monk can’t see, you surreptitiously drop a Little Knife from your sleeve and swiftly snip a small piece from the corner of his robe, then quickly conceal it again.
"Lord Luo, please show so respect!"
"Alright, alright, I’ll respect myself, I respect my... Wait, Monk, are you just indirectly calling fat?!" You nonchalantly move to one side, but at that mont, two little loli—erm, little loli dressed as boys—co out from inside.
"Oh my, oh my, well done, Master, you even keep beauties hidden away!"
"Fatso, what nonsense are you spouting?!" The speaker is none other than the little loli you encountered earlier at the temple gate.
"Lord Luo, this young lord and I are close friends. We were just discussing Buddhist Law."
As if you would believe that. You give them a lewd glance, then with a malevolent smile, you say to the Monk, "Heh heh, no need for more words, Master. We’re all n here. Even though you’ve beco a Monk, you’re not a eunuch, heh heh. Don’t worry, my lips are sealed. But about this hush money, heh heh..."
"Fatso, I’ll tear that filthy mouth of yours apart!" The little loli yells and lunges at you.
While evading, you shout, "Help! Soone’s trying to kill !"
Finally, after the little loli bites you several tis, you stop talking, but by then, your arm is swollen with bite marks. You lean against a tree panting heavily, while the little loli has a Maid bring over a chair and sits down comfortably.
"You little girl, just who do you belong to? You actually bite people with your mouth; tell , were you born in the year of the dog or sothing?"
"Hmph, the likes of you deserve to be bitten. If you spout nonsense again and tarnish my purity, I will bite you to death!" Saying this, the little loli fiercely showed her white teeth at you.
"Hmph, I’m a scholar and won’t lower myself to argue with a little woman like you. By the way, what’s that Master’s na? What do you want to do here? I’m incredibly busy; in a quarter of an hour, I could make at least several tens of thousands of silver. If you waste my ti, I’m afraid even if you sold this Huichang Temple, you wouldn’t be able to compensate for it."
"It’s nothing much, this humble monk has heard that Lord Luo possesses a root of wisdom, and so I wished to have a conversation with Lord Luo."
"? A root of wisdom?" You laughed, "Master, are you joking? Besides, where did you hear that from? I’d like to go discuss that matter."
"It’s just hearsay, but today after hearing that poetry from Lord Luo, this humble monk felt as if my Eye Realm had opened wide. I hadn’t expected Lord Luo to have such great talent."
"Psh, it’s just a worthless piece of poetry. I have so much more talent than that; I’m even highly accomplished in the mysteries of Buddhism."
"Oh? In that case, why don’t we continue our discussion inside?"
You didn’t need to think twice to know who this person was. Damn it, in this Huichang Temple, guessing which monk could look this pristine, it had to be that lecherous Monk Bianji. You didn’t want to stay here any longer. Honestly, the environnt here is not bad, but the re sight of this dog couple makes you feel uncomfortable all over.
"I don’t have ti, Master. Let’s talk so other day."
"Lord Luo, I know you want to go et up with your Young Servant, but I’m afraid you won’t be seeing him now."
"What do you an by that?" Upon hearing this, you imdiately jumped up, "Bald Head, you damn dare to trick !"
"Amitabha, the layperson has committed the sin of anger."
"Sin of anger, huh!"
"Monk, how about we make a bet?"
"This humble monk has renounced worldly attachnts; I do not place bets."
"Hmph, I knew you wouldn’t dare!"
"Master, take the bet with him, I don’t believe you will lose!" The little loli started to instigate from the side.
"What do you say, dare you or not? It wouldn’t leave a good impression in front of your beloved to act like a turtle."
"Lord Luo, please speak." This Bald Head really knew how to put on an act.
"What has no fish? What mountain has no stone? What tree has no branch? What child has no father? What woman has no husband? What city has no market?"
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