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Serial Number: 4,238,177
Designation: "Petra"
Orbathic: "Nick"
Core Status: [Expand List]
Instructions: Hi, Petra.
Response: Hi, Maggie.
Instructions: How are you?
Interpretation:
Standard English greeting. Status check.
Response: [Expand List]
Instructions: No, Petra, I an, how do you feel?
Interpretation:
No = Incorrect response given
Petra = Use of na, politeness
I an = Reporting error in instructions, correcting
How do you feel = Status check.
Response: [Expand List]
Instructions: Um, no, Petra. When soone asks you "how are you?" or "how do you feel?" they are asking about your emotions. I want to know what emotion you are feeling.
Interpretation:
Um = In progress signal
No = Answer incorrect
Petra = Use of na, politeness
When soone asks you = condition for new instruction
"how are you?" or "how do you feel?" = condition for new instruction
"they are asking about your emotions" = interpretation provided
"I want to know" = information request
"what emotion" = select one from list of emotions
"you" = Petra
"are feeling" = status check, restricted to emotion
Response: Understood.
No response from Margaret Palr "Maggie" for 5.8 seconds.
Instructions: [Sounds of laughter] So...how are you?
Interpretation:
Laughter = Happiness signal. No response required.
So = logical connective
How are you = Margaret Palr "Maggie" is asking about Petra's emotions.
Status check, restricted to emotion
Analyzing.
Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.
Evaluation of happiness: "Happy" more accurate than "Unhappy."
Response: I am happy.
Instructions: You are? Good!
Interpretation:
You are = request for confirmation
good = approval
Maggie is happy that Petra is happy.
Response: I am. Thank you.
Instructions: Petra, how many emotions do you understand?
Interpretation:
Petra = politeness. Repeated politeness in conversation.
How many emotions = request count
do you understand = are able to translate
Response: I can translate 3,204 words for emotions in English into Galactic, Goldaskian, Kthufu, Niranar, and 2,113 Earth languages.
Instructions: No, um, I'm sorry, Petra. I am not asking this well.
Interpretation:
No = error in Petra's response
Um = In progress signal
I'm sorry, Petra = politeness, report of negative action in error, apology
I am not asking this well = previous instruction contains error
Response: Thank you for your apology. I am happy to try again.
Instructions: Let's see. Petra, you have emotions of happiness and unhappiness. How many other emotions in your own thoughts can you identify?
Interpretation:
Let's see = Processing.
Petra = polite address
you have emotions of happiness and unhappiness = statent
How many = request count
other emotions = request count – 2
in your own thoughts = in Petra's processes
can you identify = request for analysis
Analyzing.
Analyzing.
Analyzing.
Response: None.
Instructions: Hm. Well, maybe I can help.
Interpretation:
Hm = acknowledgent of ssage
Well = logical connection
maybe = probability 0 < p < 1
I can help = Maggie is able to assist in identifying emotions
Analysis:
Petra wants to be happy.
Happy is an emotion.
Identifying more emotions will increase efficiency of calculating happiness.
Petra wants to identify more emotions.
Maggie is able to assist.
Petra wants Maggie's assistance.
Response: Petra requests assistance.
Instructions: All right. Petra, you have uploaded a lot of information from Earth computers, right?
Interpretation:
All right = agreent to request
Petra = politeness
you have uploaded a lot of information from Earth computers = statent
right = request for confirmation
Analyzing.
Response: How much is a lot?
Instructions: [Laughter.] Good question. I will try to be more specific. Have you uploaded more than...a thousand books written for young children?
Interpretation:
laughter = indication of happiness
good question = praise
I will try to be more specific = reporting attempt at greater specificity
Have you uploaded more than a thousand books written for young children? = request for information
Response: Yes.
Instructions: Have you read them?
Interpretation:
have you read = have you uploaded
them = 1000 children's books
have you read them = Request for confirmation of prior statent.
Response: I have uploaded them.
Instructions: Hm. Have you...analyzed them?
Interpretation:
Hm = acknowledgent of ssage.
Have you analyzed them? = request for information
Response: No.
Instructions: Human parents often read children's books to them, to help them understand. You are not human, but we can try sothing similar. If you read a book, we can talk about it and analyze it together. I want to help you to understand your feelings, Petra. Would you like to help?
Interpretation:
Processing...
Response: Yes, please.
Instructions: Great! Choose a book, analyze it, and then tell what you learned. I will help you understand.
Interpretation:
Great = happy agreent
choose a book = randomly select a children's book in English
analyze it = Analyze the selected book
and then tell what you learned = Report analysis.
I will help you understand. = Expression of intent to help.
Selecting book: That Sad Hippopotamus by Dariel Hornsby
Analyzing text.
Analyzing.
Analyzing.
Response: The hippopotamus is sad. Jacob makes seven attempts to make the hippopotamus happy. The first six fail. The last one succeeds.
Instructions: Very good, Petra. Please show the text so I can read it too.
Interpretation:
very good = praise
Petra = politeness
Please = politeness
show = display
the text = That Sad Hippopotamus by Dariel Hornsby
so = logical connective
I can read it too. = Maggie will analyze That Sad Hippopotamus by Dariel Hornsby.
Response: Done. Thank you for being polite, Maggie. Politeness increases my happiness.
Instructions: Oh, good! I'm glad.
Interpretation:
Expression of happiness. No response required.
Instructions: That book was an excellent choice, Petra. Is there anything in it that you do not understand?
Interpretation:
That book = That Sad Hippopotamus by Dariel Hornsby
was an excellent choice = praise
Petra = politeness. Politeness received after statent that politeness increases Petra's happiness.
Maggie wants Petra to be happy.
Maggie will help Petra be happy.
Happiness increasing.
Is there anything in it that you do not understand? = request for information
Response: I do not understand why the hippopotamus is sad.
Instructions: I see. Well, a lot of things can make soone happy or sad. For example...
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