I Died and Became a Hollow, But I Get Stronger by Being an Idiot Chapter 51 - 52: “I Accidentally Became Boss”

I was chilling in front of my cactus-guarded ugly house, admiring how it looked like a lumpy green potato, when suddenly those five Adjuchas who stalked decades ago showed up.

Yup. Them.

I could tell by their Reiatsu even if I didn't know their nas yet. Long-hair guy stepped up first — later I'd know him as Shawlong Koufang, the current squad leader.

"You've gotten strong… almost Vasto Lorde material," he muttered.

I roared in response.

"GUOOOOH."

(Translation: And you're still ugly.)

Then ca the mont of pure stupid.

It wasn't Shawlong who wanted a new leader — it was the other four idiots.

They looked at each other.

"Ti for a change in command," one of them said.

Shawlong's face twitched like he just ate sour Hollow at.

"No. I'm still the strongest here. He's a reckless idiot that can't even speak."

Fair argunt. I an, I can't talk. Only roar. But sohow, that didn't stop them.

"Let's vote!"

"GUOOOH?!"

(Translation: Wait, vote for what now?)

The votes:

Edrad: "Big green roar boy."

Yylfordt: "Sa."

Di Roy: "Sa."

Nakeem: "Him."

Spike o' Sensei (the cactus): did a little leaf wiggle.

Aizen the hollow mutt: tail wag and bark.

6 votes.

Shawlong, obviously, voted for himself.

And like a true idiot, I pointed my claw at Shawlong too.

"GUOOOH!"

(Translation: I pick him?)

Final tally: 6 for , 2 for Shawlong.

And just like that — the dumbest coup in Hueco Mundo history.

"Result's clear. Big green scream is boss now."

I roared furiously.

"GUOOOOOOH!"

(Translation: HELL NO! I DIDN'T EVEN RUN!)

[EP Gained: 10,000]

[Reason: Beca boss by accident]

Deep down though, I already knew — even without them saying it — if I could just survive long enough, I'd hit Vasto Lorde one day.

Then, mid-mope, I caught their nas from their chat.

The five were:

Shawlong Koufang

Edrad Liones

Yylfordt Granz

Di Roy Rinker

Nakeem Grindina

And I froze.

"GUOOOOOOH..."

(Translation: Oh… wait a damn second…)

In my head:

'I almost forgot these five are Grimmjow's side-kids in the future.'

[EP Gained: 8,000]

[Reason: Rembering future spoilers and your own idiocy]

[Current EP: 2,148,500 / 100,000,000]