A woman is breastfeeding .
I am a baby now and she must be my mother. She is a Human for what I can see or feel.
No Sophia Leone for it seems. But I am in another world at least.
Now so logical four eyed freak would ask, 'How does he know he is in another world just after waking up and seeing his mother is a human? He could be reborn on earth too, right? This mc is stupid.'
Well, in response, the only thing I have to say is :
Fuck yourself.
I have read many books and so when a newborn could think like I am thinking right now with all my previous life mories still intact, I know I am a MC and in another world.
Where is my father though? And I hope my mother doesn't have cancer this ti. And I also hope my father isn't in a rush to et this ti as well. No accidents I want.
And stop with the milk. I have drank enough.
I moved back from my mother. She would have choked with all that fluid.
"Are you full? I have been feeding you for three hours now. You were so still I thought you died." My mother said and I felt dread.
She's been feeding for three hours? But I only arrived just a few seconds ago.
Wait.. then did she really kill her original child by over feeding and then my soul took his place?
Thank heavens I moved back in ti.
But what kind of mother is she? Don't love that much, woman. Is my father even alive? I hope he didn't die while making love to her.
Anyway, I should see where I am.
This house is modest. Is it made of wood?
There is a door in front of the bed where I am lying. Is this the only room in the whole house? Then this is not a house. It's a hut. Great start.
The door of the hut slamd open and soone ca out.
Don't slam it, please. It will break.
But who ca? Woah. Who's that? Skinny hulk?
After seeing who arrived I finally got to know that I was really in another world.
A green skin woman walked towards my mother. She was short, skinny and had red pimples on her face. Must be a goblin or sothing.
"I brought so warm clothes for this cutie. Did he do anything while I was gone? I told you to feed him."
"Yes. When I started feeding him, he went silent after twenty minutes. But after three hours of constant feeding, he finally moved again."
"What!?" The goblin girl was shocked.
Yes. Tell her! You just don't feed a child for three hours straight. You have to let him breathe as well.
"Three hours is way too less!"
The hell?
"You don't know anything, sis."
The fuck?
Three hours is less? Forget that, did she say 'sis'? Who is this goblin calling sister? My mother? I am not a goblin, right?
I look at my hands. They are human. My mother is also a Human. I am glad.
They must be sworn sisters then. Not blood related.
"You got my mother's qualities more than , Sofia. So you are intelligent. I got my father's genes more. Blood plays a part in such things."
Blood? Don't tell ... they are blood related? They are siblings? A goblin and a Human?
Either my grandma went to a goblin's camp or my grandpa bought one ho.
And who told these two sisters that they are intelligent? One killed her newborn child in re twenty minutes and almost killed as well. And the second one sees no problem with that?
Where have I gotten myself to?
Now, before moving further, so other logical dick sucker would ask, 'If he is in another world and just a new born baby, then how does he understand what his mother and his goblin aunty is saying? He doesn't know the language of this world. This mc is trash. Die.'
Well, I have two answers for that. First, it's because I am the MC and second, go back and read the 6th paragraph.
Coming back to present, my goblin aunty spoke :
"So if you know that I am intelligent then listen to . Feed him more. He needs to drink to beco a strong man."
This aunty Sofia has so godly screw loose.
"Yes. Yes." My mother too. She was okay with the goblin's suggestion.
Don't listen to her, mom. I will end up hating boobs for life if you do that.
But my mother didn't listen to . I couldn't speak yet. I could only cry.
My mother started pushing her chest on my face.
I moved my head back.
She ca towards again.
I pulled back my head once more.
"Hehe. Co here, naughty boy. Stop playing. Give up on running."
I am not playing! You give up. If you give up nothing will happen. But If I give up, I will die. I will be smothered to death by boobs. I am a man of culture but not that much.
"He is so adorable! Don't get senti, sis. You have to win. He won't get strong if he doesn't drink milk. Keep fighting. I'll help you."
Goblin aunty walked over to the other side of the bed and held my head. Then she started forcing towards my mother.
Is this goblin a secret enemy? Use your brains, mother. I have drank enough.
Sobody save . Where is my dad? Did he really die? Angh. She is so persistent. So one..
THUD!
The door opened again.
Please let it be soone sane. Stop these sisters.
"What do you think you both are doing?"
It was an angry voice. Soone smart finally ca.
I tried to see the person and it was a man.
"My son won't drink that anymore." The man said. He is alive. My father is alive. And he is spitting facts.
The goblin aunty stopped forcing and my mother also moved back a little.
"Welco back, dear." She said.
My father nodded and walked towards .
Yes. Save your son, old man.
He picked up in his arms. He had a warm smile. "My son, you don't have to drink that."
Appreciate that.
"Because now..."
My father smiled wider, his eyes were filled with love. I wonder what he is going to say..
Say it, pops. Want to pull my cheeks? You can. You saved after all. You deserve that much at least.
So with that sa warm smile and love in his eyes, my father said :
"You are going to drink papa's milk."
...
Um, Gods.
Can you please send to hell? I want to die again.
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