When I had accepted Jack as my ally, I had triggered a special Quest. Just like I triggered a woman saying having a higher body count doesn't an independence.
The na of the Quest was Friends With No Hoes. The Quest told that I should gather as many allies as possible because that would make it easy for to fight with Malthus in the endga.
And the mont these prisoners kneeled in front of and wished to join like I was the head of anti-roo squad, I had said alright and this quest acted up again.
Also, I would have called this quest useless if not for its rewards.
[ Rewards : With each new mber added, you will receive a power up or a skill which you can give to any mber of your army as per your choice. ]
With each new mber, I would get sothing and this ti I added a whopping eight hundred and seven mbers. So technically, I would get the sa amount of power up or skill.
I can't wait for the reward now.
[ Calculating Rewards… ]
Yeah. I get it. Do it fast.
[ Still Calculating… ]
Hit the gas!
[ Calculating… ]
Ugh, even pregnant snails work faster than you.
[ Motherfucker. Shut up. Let calculate… ]
Sure. You should have asked nicely like this only.
I went silent and let the system do it. Sotis, the system talks in chanical and sotis it becos human-like. A bug maybe. Or its motherboard must be riding its fatherboard.
I have no idea why I said the above statent but before I could waste more ti, the system was finally done cooking.
[ All your stats increased by fifty points! ]
[ You got Eight hundred and eleven Skills! ]
Eight hundred and eleven Skills? They were still less than the skills the Supre Man had given at the start but it was still very much.
Thanks, man.
[ All of that isn't for you, bitchless bitch. ]
Huh? Then who is it for?
[ I see. So you only focused on the matter and ignored my abuse. That's good. ]
I didn't ignore it. I just didn't know it was an abuse.
[ Of course it was an abuse. If it wasn't then what was it? ]
I closed my eyes.
Truth.
[ Alright. I am sorry. Don't take it in the heart. ]
The system suddenly had regret in its voice. But more than that, I wanted to leave the topic.
Just tell the deal with the Skills.
[ Right. You got all those Skills because in total you have now eight hundred and ten allies. ]
I see. So one skill for each mber and one Skill for . Is that it?
[ Yes. You got it. ]
Who will decide which skill will go to which ally?
[ You will, of course. ]
I ain't reading all those eight hundred skills. You know what, why don't you distribute them as you see fit? You want to beco strong so you won't make a bad decision and you have more divinity than so you will be able to read faster than . So you do it.
[ Are you sure? ]
Yeah. Tell when it's done.
The system went silent and I focused on the kneeling prisoners.
Erect and Sexis stood on my either side like lawsuits and feminists.
"Alright. Get up now. We are on a continent that was taken by the Aliens. For now, we have to find a safe ho. And discuss. Also, give sothing to cover my face with. If the guards saw , then it's all over for you all."
The prisoners stood up and one of them raised his hand.
"What?" I asked.
"I have a cloth." The man said.
"Give that." I stretched my hand and the prisoner threw the cloth at .
It was white and when it landed on my hand, I got a closer look and I instantly wrinkled my nose.
"This is underwear!"
"Don't worry, hero king. It's edible."
"The fcuk? That's not what I was worried about!"
"Then?"
"What do you an then? I can't just roam around with underwear on my face. A male underwear at that!"
"Don't worry, lord hero. I haven't worn it. It's new. You see, I am a rchant. I sell things. I gave you that for free since you freed . We will talk more when we are safe."
I let out a tired sigh and now that I looked at it, it really looks new.
Fine.
I put it on my face and made sure it hid my face.
Now I was ready to go into society.
Well, technically you should not go into society with wet pants, no shirt and an underwear on your face, but it is what it is.
"My lord," Erect spoke. "What about us? The guard might also recognise us."
"Yeah," Sexis chid. "Malthus had killed us and everyone saw it. And they will recognise from miles away."
Damn. They are right.
They should not be recognised as well.
Guess, I have to do so shopping.
"Hey, rchant." I said.
"Coming right up." The prisoner understood the assignnt as two more white underwear ca flying.
Erect and Sexis caught them.
Erect wore it while making the sa face a fat woman makes when she sees an empty plate.
And Sexis, first he sniffed it. He made a disappointing face mostly because he didn't get the sll he was hoping for.
Then with no choice, he wore it on his face.
I decided to ignore him as I was afraid if I looked at him too long, he would first make wear that underwear and then cover his face with it.
But now everything was set.
When three people with underwear on their faces would enter, the guards would not bother us and we might get easy entry to any house we like.
All of us turned around and with no more ti wasted, running started like a porn video with NASA's wifi.
We were out in the woods, there were no houses around.
Sexis knew this continent very well so he was guiding us.
And in no ti, we reached the settlent where the Aliens lived.
Shops, vendors, stalls, I haven't eaten anything for a while so seeing the food stalls made hungry. But I had to control as apart from these shops and stalls, guards also roam like bees around that one bee who impregnated their queen bee.
I had too many people behind and all of them scread prisoners. If any guard saw us, it was all over. Also, the news of so many people escaping the prison would soon reach everywhere and that would be too problematic.
But for the love of everything that is holy…
Sexis found a house.
A backdoor of a house.
For this work of his, I might really give him my underwear.
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